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Posted on 02-18-06 11:24 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Millenia
No love for Airplane? C'mon...at least someone mentioned Ferris but even then...


Airplane!?* Surely, you can't be serious.

My thought with Full Metal Jacket was just the wide range of insults it provides that I would have never thought of. I mean, "unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit", you have to see the genius in that.

And the word rifle can be replaced it the prayer for anything you own.

*no need for an interrobang the exclamation point is part of the title.


(edited by emcee on 02-18-06 10:27 PM)
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"It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."

You really can't sleep on Airplane!, people. (shakes head)
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Posted on 02-19-06 01:58 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Detective Sion
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Yea the movie nobody can spell correctly for some reason.
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Posted on 02-19-06 02:21 AM Link | Quote
One of my all-time favorites...Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The script is full of literary references, amusing lines, and subtle humor.

Willy Wonka - "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

Mr. Turkentine - "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."

Willy Wonka - "You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about."

Frustrated programmer - "I am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."
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Posted on 02-19-06 02:59 AM Link | Quote
One of my favorite lines in that movie is

"Try the grass, it's great!"

That's when my brother turned to me and said "That's what he said to Joaquin Phoenix".
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Posted on 02-19-06 03:24 AM Link | Quote
"I have a bad feeling about this..."

"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!"

"Victims of the allmighty Sarlaac, his excellency hope that you will die honorably..."


Do I really need to say it? Do I?
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Posted on 02-19-06 10:24 AM Link | Quote
No. We know it.


(And love it.)
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23 years before "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (Or 2 years after the first "NOOOOOOOOOO!"), there was "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!" And that had a cool echoed "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!" after it.

More from that movie:

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or of the one."

"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on....hurting you."
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Posted on 02-19-06 05:30 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Jin Dogan
That's when my brother turned to me and said "That's what he said to Joaquin Phoenix".

...LMAO


The first movie I thought of was Mean Girls. I've only seen that movie about 3 times and I can quote practically the whole thing. It's hilarious like that.
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Posted on 02-19-06 07:12 PM Link | Quote
One I like to use on people from Full metal jacket is:

"How tall are you private?"

"Five foot eight sir!"

"Five foot eight? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch on me son?"

Im not sure if that's exactly how it goes but it's something like that.
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Mean Girls? You mean classics like:

"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!"

And we can't forget:

"Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?"
"No."
"What are marijuana tablets?"
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Posted on 02-20-06 03:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by drjayphd +
Mean Girls? You mean classics like:

"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!"

And we can't forget:

"Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?"
"No."
"What are marijuana tablets?"

Exactly! And lets not forget:
Mom: where's Cady?
Dad: she went out.
Mom: I thought she was grounded...
Dad: They're not supposed to go out when they're grounded?!

Karen: You're from Africa? Why are you white?
Gretchen: OMG Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white!

Some girl: Janis, what's your wig made out of?
Janis: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR.

And the best one of all...
Some other girl: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
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Posted on 02-20-06 10:37 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Detective Sion
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Die.


I would have to agree with Clerks. Or the Trilogy.
I use "ITS A TRAP" almost daily.

Spaceballs and Fight club are also good.


(edited by Exploding Shark! on 02-20-06 09:38 PM)
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Posted on 02-21-06 12:33 AM Link | Quote
Airplane, by far.

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

[reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Rex Kramer: [talking on the phone to the airport control tower] No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great. Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet.

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
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Three words:

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.- Animal Crackers

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.
-Airplane!

Yo, Adrian!-Rocky
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Posted on 02-21-06 04:43 PM Link | Quote
oooh! Got three more.

From "The Kids"
Casper: "Yo... hit this!"
Guy passed out over the toilet: "[silence]"
Casper: "Pussy.."

From "Sorority Boys"
Well it's not really a quote... but the "walk of shame"... hahah. It's so true.

From "Dollhouse" (I think that's what it's called?)
There's this little girl... and this kid at her school bullies her... this is what he says:

"Yo! Meet me at 3:30 outside of school... I'mma rape you!"

And then the part where she goes to NYC to search for her lost sister.. and her parents don't even notice she's gone. Hahah... brilliant effing movie.
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Posted on 02-21-06 04:44 PM Link | Quote
Points to anyone that can quote the first line of I <3 Huckabees.

*cracking up*
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Posted on 02-21-06 07:09 PM Link | Quote
That whole movie is a giant... amazing quote.

Opening line: "Motherfucking cocksucker motherfucking shit fucker what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm fucked! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just fucking quit. Don't fucking quit! I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to fucking do anymore! Fucker! Fuck shit! "

Hahahah.. YES!
"Jesus is never mad at us if we live with Him in our hearts!"
"I hate to break it to you, but He is - He most definitely is."

and

"There's nothing too small. You know when police find the slightest piece of DNA and build a case on it? If we might see you floss or masturbate that could be the key till your entire reality."

And these aren't so much funny... but... just amazing.

My favorite?
"The universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere."

"But if you look close enough.... you can't tell where my nose ends and space begins"

"When you get the blanket thing, you can relax, because everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are. "

"How am I not myself?" (A good question to ask yourselves..)

All time favorite movie. Ever.
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