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William Wallace? wtf are you talking about?


Braveheart. William Wallace is the hero, but he gets tortured and killed at the end (ZOMG SPOILER!). But since he's played by Mel Gibson and His Martyr Complex, that shouldn't really count.
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Posted on 02-18-06 08:23 AM Link | Quote
It's genius. Why didn't Hollowood think of this earlier? Why bother with confusing nondescriptive titles? Just explain exactly what the movie's about right in the title. Scent of a Woman? Blind Obnoxious Depressed Guy. The Shawshank Redemption? Guys in Prison. The Silence of the Lambs? Cannibal Helps FBI Agent. Dude, Where's My Car? Dudes loses his car. Ok, I guess that ones already done, but you get the point.
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Posted on 02-18-06 09:05 PM Link | Quote
Now what really needs to happen with this is a huge box office surge. If people organize and actually go see the movie, no matter how bad it is, that will encourage them to make more movies with such wonderful titles and premises, because they'll think that's actually what people really want to see. And it'll be wonderful.
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Posted on 03-17-06 09:46 PM Link | Quote
Here comes THE TRAILER!
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Posted on 03-18-06 01:00 PM Link | Quote
OMG! MOTHER FUCKER HIT THE SNAKE WITH A TASER!
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Posted on 03-20-06 09:49 PM Link | Quote
The movie looks downright hilarious. I'm guessing this is the intent, but, with some filmmakers, you never know. Props to Samuel L. Jackson (why is the L there? It's always pronounced "Samuel Jackson," not "Samuel EL Jackson") for threatening to quit if they changed the title.
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Posted on 03-20-06 09:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Abnormal Freak
(why is the L there? It's always pronounced "Samuel Jackson," not "Samuel EL Jackson")


Umm... everything I've seen is the exact opposite.
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Posted on 03-20-06 09:57 PM Link | Quote
I think it would be hilarious if Samue L. Jackson(L left out intentionally) was playing himself in the movie. Then we would have lines something like this:

"Holy shit, it's Samuel Motherfuckin' Jackson! He'll save us!" Followed by a bitch slap from Samue.

Samuel El Jackson? Hahah. I know you were spelling it out for phoenetic reasons, but I'm thinking "Samuel the Jackson". Genius.
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Posted on 03-20-06 10:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Everybody Wang Chung
I think it would be hilarious if Samue L. Jackson(L left out intentionally) was playing himself in the movie. Then we would have lines something like this:

"Holy shit, it's Samuel Motherfuckin' Jackson! He'll save us!" Followed by a bitch slap from Samue.

Samuel El Jackson? Hahah. I know you were spelling it out for phoenetic reasons, but I'm thinking "Samuel the Jackson". Genius.


I thought of the same thing too while typing it. :P Samuel el Jackson. :o Makin' him higher than the common man.

But yeah, Samue L. Jackson is fitting.
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Posted on 03-21-06 03:17 PM Link | Quote
I'm guessing at the end of the movie Samuel L Jackson and Kenan thompsan will combine and form Mr. T and then he'll go up on top of the plane to fight some giant snake.


That would be badass.
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Posted on 03-25-06 02:52 AM Link | Quote
Snakes on a Plane is going to be huge, I think. Whoever came up with this is a genius... this is a movie PERFECTLY aimed at the current pop culture zeitgeist. It's UBER ZEITGEISTY and many many many people will go see it. Honestly, something intentionally, gleefully, seriously, self-consciously terrible is pretty much bound to succeed given how much genuine shit there is out there. This might be the start of a new genre of "terrible/awesome" movies. The tone needs to be right, of course... utterly serious and earnest, not a winking comedy, no Mel Brooks farce. That stuff's obsolete and we demand something subtler. No, this NEEDS to take itself seriously, and I suspect that it will, I suspect anyone with the balls to pitch a movie called "Snakes on a Plane" and the follow-through to draft Samuel L Jackson knows what he's doing. If this does hit that tone, it really is film-making gold.

Yep, irony continues to eat itself, double-back in on itself, layer in on itself and everything else until no-one knows where the parody stops and the seriousness begins. If anywhere. It's not just "cheese" any more, it's not just a MST3K-inspired train-wreck fascination with terribly made movies, I think the trend represented by the excitement for SNAKES ON A PLANE goes beyond all that.

One Bruncher said that it must be an elaborate ruse by the Hollywood elite (a break from Homosexualising America, perhaps?). I suspect they may be right... how big is this absurd little "fuck you to actual standards" culture getting? How far could the in-joke go? Could Movie Critics get in on it and start praising the brazen originality and the way it flies in the face of the convention that movies have to be good or make sense? Could Samuel L Jackson win an Oscar?

In the post-Simpsons world, is there ANYTHING that can't be layered with irony and satire and double-irony and deadpan humour to utter saturation point? Is nothing sacred!?

Will it still be funny if EVERYONE starts proclaiming how awesome it is?

"Dude, are you being sarcastic!?"
"I don't even know any more!"
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Posted on 03-25-06 03:33 AM Link | Quote
I've never not proclaimed it's unawesomeness.

It is all summed up by the simple theorum

Snakes + Plane = Snakes [on a Plane].
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Posted on 03-25-06 06:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Arwon
This might be the start of a new genre of "terrible/awesome" movies. The tone needs to be right, of course... utterly serious and earnest, not a winking comedy, no Mel Brooks farce.


This kind of movie is hardly new. Escape from New York?
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