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Salmon Red Cheep-cheep                 Since: 11-18-05 From: Norway Last post: 6310 days Last view: 6300 days |
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| OoC: Well, I guess I'll try starting up a story here, could be fun if people are up to it. Seeing as how I haven't visited this forum for years, I have no idea whether or not my writing style is fitting anymore, or if the people and locations I use bear any meaning to any of the people around here anymore. Oh well, here goes nothing...
Backstory: It was a slow day at "Ye Olde Cliché", the eating establishment which will be used as the location for this particular rendes-vouz. With the exception of the bartender, the serving girl, the regular boozers, and the myserious, cloaked figure sitting in the darkest corner the furthest away from the bar, no one were present. Just then, the door opened, and yet another cloaked figure entered, passed the bar, and walked up to the figure in the corner, much to the displeasure of the bartender who was quite tired with all the conspirators using his place as their meeting place. Mysterious conspirators had a nasty tendency to not really buy anything, the bartender had noted many times before. However, since they also had a nasty tendency to do rude things to those who bothered them, the bartender never felt like speaking up against them. Either way, the bartender is not animportant figure in this story, and because of that, his further viewpoints will not be mentioned. The conversation between the two cloaked figures, on the other hand... Figure #1: So, do you have it...? Figure #2: Yeah, she's parked out back and ready to leave. Figure #1: And the crew? Figure #2: Bah, those bafoons couldn't tell the difference between me and the other SomerZ if their lives depende on it. I told them I had to take the ship for a while, and that they were on vacation until further notice. They didn't seem to mind. Figure #1: What if the other SomerZ causes any trouble? Figure #2: I doubt it, he's probably wasted on his precious "candy" somewhere. He hasn't been himself ever since Alicia left. All he ever does all day is sitting around, staring at the wall, popping "candy", ain't no chance in Hell he's suddenly going to think he needs his ship for the next 2000 years. Figure #1: Well, are you ready to execute the plan, then? The eyes of the second cloaked figure glowed red somewhere under his robe. He started tapping his fingers, before he leaned over closer to the other cloaked figure. He started speaking with a low, metallic voice. Figure #2: I haven't been around for years. Everything I've ever done has been taken away from me. I'm as ready as I'll ever be. My, err, our revenge will come today, friend. All the people of the world will realize that keeping me away for all these years was a bad idea. Figure #1: Well, but therein lies the problem, as well. Figure #2: What do you mean? Figure #1: Oh, just that neither of us have been around for the past few years. How would we know what, and more important, who to strike? Figure #2: Errr... Figure #1: Things change, you know. Yesterday's enemies are today's friends and such. Figure #2: Well, some things never change. I know just the place to strike at.. Figure #1: And that would be? Figure #2: Why, Grape Gardens, of course. Figure #1: Ahhh... If that place still exists, of course. Figure #2: We'll see when we get there. But come, friend, we have no more time to waste. Let's head back to The Weatherdark and get our revenge. The two cloaked figures got up from their seats, left the dining establishment, and headed to the once-majestic Weatherdark, now a run-down ship that suffered from not having seen any maintenance over the past few years. They then set out for Grape Gardens, to see if they could find their old enemies, and get their revenge. |
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Schweiz oder etwas [12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain     Since: 11-17-05 From: Kingston, Rhode Island Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| OOC: Welcome back. It's been a while. I've got some very high expectations, you know.
Grey figured he'd take a walk to Kirbynite's house today... Marble Garden was beautiful, but really, he had to get out of the house sometime. Nobody sat around and played video games all day, there had to be more to life than that. However, as far as ideas went, Grey was pretty tapped out. So he figured maybe they could play a little Pitch-ball or something. He grabbed his Nerf gun and his yoyo, and set out along the steep slopes of the ruins to visit his strangely-accented friends. Grey: "Life is sweet, whoa, sweet as honey... Ha-ha-ha-happy go lucky me..." The bespectacled tweenager trudged along the grassy knolls, through the muddy wastes, over the rocky ridges, and through the crystalline caves, making sure to blunt off the spikes he had missed on his first run through. There was no reason why a traveler should worry about being hurt when they're just trying to pay a visit, he thought. Granted, a lot of the time it was useful for keeping traveling salesmen away, but on Grape Gardens? Who was brave enough to fly this high to sell a vaccum cleaner to a creature whose evolutionary purpose was to suck things into itself? He was about to find out... Sans, you know, the vaccum cleaners. (edited by Grey on 02-14-06 11:08 PM) (edited by Grey on 02-14-06 11:09 PM) |
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JDavis Nintendo Fanboy Local Mod Affected by 'The Golden Power' +  Since: 11-17-05 From: Ada, OK, USA Last post: 6308 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Meanwhile, on Neo Grape Gardens...
Draco: *knocks on the door* Yo, bro! You home? The door of the house on which Draco had been knocking swung open to reveal another winged human, this one with a finger to his lips. Jack: Shh! Fem's napping. *closes door behind him* What'd you want? Draco: Nothing in particular, I'm just bored. We're not even secondary characters anymore, we're like... thirdidary. Jack: I'm rather enjoying the simple life. Would you rather still be in limbo? Draco: No, but it's still annoying either being left out of the action or included but with minimal speaking lines and no real participation. Jack: Well why don't you go over to Kirbynite's? I'm sure Gooey has some new experiment you can volunteer for. Draco: *sigh* At this point even THAT sounds worthwhile. Guess I'll see you later, then. Jack: Seeya, bro. (edited by JDavis on 02-14-06 11:22 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan  I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!!  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| OoC: Oh snap! I don't know what to say! Hell, I'm not gonna even care if I can't think of being consistent with anything right now..
-------------------- It was another beautiful day on Grape Gardens-- Kirbynite: Neo Grape Gardens. Right, Neo Grape Gardens. Anyway, it was a nice beautiful day. Kirbynite's crops were growing just fine infront of the Dreamlander household. Kirb was still a bit down to have his first ever set of grown crops to be destroyed during a party, but he's still hopeful. 'Cause, you know, you gotta believe. Kirbynite: Geeze, I still can't get Pop's phrase out of my head. Bleh.. Gooey: Kirby! Kirby: Hoy, Gooey. What's up? Kirbynite, a short and round creature that resembled a pink ball with stubby arms and feet, was out in the fields, checking up on his crops. Gooey Matter, one of the local smart-types on the floating island of Neo Grape Gardens, popped out of nowhere, thanks to a star shaped hole that appeared in the air. Gooey might have been a genius, but his vacant look and his speech sure doesn't make it seem like so. Gooey: Wanting you being know. Object something new come is soon. Kirbynite: Object? Like, some Lil' UFO? Or.. wait, is it really important? I'm working here.. Gooey: Probably. Machines saiding, "Warning!" Kirbynite: .... Hm... I'm gonna have to keep an eye out on my crops... (edited by Kirbynite on 02-14-06 11:25 PM) |
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Salmon Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-18-05 From: Norway Last post: 6310 days Last view: 6300 days |
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| OoC: Hi again, and thanks for the welcomings. This will hopefuly be fun.
Meanwhile, over in Floatia, SomerZ was just about to get what one might call "a moment of clarity". As he was sitting down in his office, ready to pop some more "candy", Stuart walked in. Stuart, the old friend of SomerZ who SomerZ had saved from Master Of Mischief many years ago, had a more-than-usual surprised look at his face. Stuart: Errr... Back so soon? SomerZ: Huh? Stuart: Well, I don't see Alicia around. I didn't think you'd give up so quickly. SomerZ: Err... Of course Alicia ain't around, she left years ago. Thanks for reminding me, you idiot. Stuart: No, of course... But, err, you left looking for her... SomerZ: Huh? No, no I didn't. I've been here all the time... Unless... Stuart: Unless...? SomerZ: I don't know. I can't remember anything anymore. It's this "candy", it's messing with my mind. Stuart: Well, you did seem pretty clear-minded when you picked up the ship. SomerZ: PICKED UP THE SHIP? Where's the Weatherdark? Stuart: Well, err, as I said. You took it. SomerZ: I never picked up the... I... Err... Stuart, get my coat, I smell a rat... SomerZ stormed out of his office with a bewildered look on his face. Stuart was left there, looking confused. Stuart: Coat...? What coat? Meanwhile Neo Grape Gardens floated unsuspecting around, as the Weatherdark drew closer. Though the ship had been here many times before, it seemed out of place now, as if whoever piloted it didn't really know what he was doing, or where he was going. Either that, or the ship just wasn't what it used to be, because of the lack of maintenance. Figure #1: We are within range of Neo Grape Gardens. Figure #2: Good. the blaster cannons are charged and set to kill. Figure #1: Heh, they'll never know what hit them. The mysterious, cloaked figures - who for some reason still wore their cloaks - laughed as they pushed the buttons, ordering a death ray to be unleashed upon Neo Grape Gardens. The cannons, however, didn't laugh. The cannons didn't even make a sound. Figure #2: Errr... Figure #1: What do you mean, errr...? Did you, or did you not charge the cannons? Figure #2: I did... It's this heap of junk! SomerZ has been stripping it for parts for years, to be able to pay for his "candy". Figure #1: I, eh, uh, I... Who the heck would strip the death ray cannon power chargers of his own ship? Figure #2: SomerZ, appearantly. Figure #1: Well, now what do we do? Figure #2: Errr... Well, I guess we go to stage 2. Figure #1: Stage 2? Well, I can't go to stage 2 if I risk these guys interfering. Figure #2: That's why I'll take one of the escape pods from the Weatherdark, and head down there and distract them. You go cause your mischief, or whatever it is you do in stage 2. The Weatherdark, still slowly drifiting towards Neo Grape Gardens, let out an escape pod with one identified cyborg form on board. The Weatherdark then slowly turned around, then quickly left. |
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Adamant Buzz Blob Staff Wii have Wii  Since: 11-17-05 From: Norway Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| OoC: Hi.
In a rather small house right outside the Floatian palace, Adamant, the black mage with long purple hair, and his friend Goldor, the knight in brass armor, were enjoying themselves playing a friendly game of Galaga. Adamant: Ha! 15360 points! Beat that, Goldie. Goldor: That won't be too hard, since 15000 points is an extremely shitty score. Adamant: Well, I suck at this game. It's not like you're any better. Goldor: Pfft. I could beat that sorry excuse for a score blindfolded. Just gimme the joystick. As Goldor grabbed the joystick and prepared to utterly crush what Adamant had called a "high" score, the TV screen suddenly went blank. The two gamers turned around, seeing secret government agent Miyamoto Maijin standing near the door, twirlling the power cord in his right hand. Maijin: Game over, guys. We've got an international crisis on our hands. Someone recently swiped the Weatherdark, President Z's prepared to go medieval on the thief's ass, and someone should really tag along to make sure he doesn't blow up whatever city the thief's currently residing in. Adamant: Yeah, I guess you're right. Goldor was losing anyway. Goldor: You got 15000 points at Galaga! A retarded monkey could beat you at that game! Maijin: 15000? Hah, you suck. Adamant: I know, I know. So yeah, mission. Goldor: I seem to recall you being the one who wanted to play Galaga in the first place as well. Adamant: It's fun. Even if I suck at it. But mission, now. Goldor: Hee hee, 15000 points. Adamant: Mission! |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| OoC: Hi hi! o_____o
Kirbynite: Alrighty, Gooey. What's this device about? Gooey: Reverse Tractor Beam. Kirbynite: ... I.. um.. Ain't there something like that? Gooey: Layman term. You wanting better being name? Kirbynite: What does it do? Gooey: Insta-wall. Anywhere, anytime. Kirbynite: I don't know what to say, gumdrop. I.. uh.. Er.. This doesn't seem as spectacular as I'd expect it to be, but I suppose it's better than turning on the entire forcefield around the island. The pink Dreamlander walked over to the machine that strangely looked like an old styled record player. He looked at it a bit, and gave it a swift kick. The machine proceeded to let out a humming noise. Kirbynite: ... It's working I suppose? Gooey: Y-yeah.. but.. no many kicking again... A few moments later, what could be called an escape pod crashed in the center of the fields. An explosion of soil showered all of the crops, knocking them all down, or worse. Kirbynite: .... Damnit, Gooey! What kind of force field is this? Gooey: Like saying. Reverse Tractor Beam. Kirbynite: I don't see any reversing! It seemed to have actually pulled in that object! Gooey: Hm.... Maybe.. Kicking being fault. Reverse being switching. Kirbynite: Turned on reverse?! What the bloody.. Kirby took a moment to look at the machine beside him. Kirbynite: ... it's on reverse... Gooey: Thanking for testing. Having fun with crops. The navy blue gumdrop-shaped Dreamlander turned around and waddled towards the Dreamlander house. Kirbynite: ... Gooey!! You did that on purpose, didn't you!? |
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JDavis Nintendo Fanboy Local Mod Affected by 'The Golden Power' + Since: 11-17-05 From: Ada, OK, USA Last post: 6308 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| While all of this was going on, Draco had managed to walk the short distance to the Dreamlanders' house, where he proceded to ring the doorbell.
Draco: Knock, knock! Your friendly neighborhood god-like ex-evil-emporer's here! |
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Schweiz oder etwas [12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain Since: 11-17-05 From: Kingston, Rhode Island Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Grey: "Yeah, and he wants a cup of sugar! Oh, hey Draco. S'up?"
Grey, too, had walked the distance between his residence and Kirbynite's house... The difference, however, was that he was constantly staring at his watch. He counted down from about four or five, and suddenly a green shield of psychic energy bubbled around him as the aforementioned explosion of soil kicked dirt literally over the Nite house and all over him and Draco. "Ah, that must be that experiment Gooey had mentioned. Right on time, too." Grey had a thing for cute little gadgets that didn't serve much purpose, so naturally he was enamored by Gooey's constant need to invent things that made very little sense to have in the Neo Grape Gardens setting. He also liked the way Gooey talked. It made so much sense! |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| The door swung open, revealing a little pink blob, with a red bow on the back of its head.
Chuchu: *dull look* I don't recall anyone inviting a washed up hasbeen. *face brightens* Oh, hi, Grey. .. er.. Why is there dirt everywhere? Gooey: Crops. Them needing be newed and such. Chuchu: *sighs* I swear, can't you guys stop doing that? And here I thought sending someone to drop a bulldozer was bad enough.. |
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Salmon Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-18-05 From: Norway Last post: 6310 days Last view: 6300 days |
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| OoC: Adamant? Ain't seen you in, like, forever... Whereabouts in Norway you at now, still Halden?
The hatch of the door swung open, as one seriously confused cyborg climbed out, his cloak having been shred to pieces during the "landing", it was now apparant that the creature under the cloak was, in fact, SomerZ. SomerZ: What in the...? The landing's not supposed to be that rough, that fast... Around him, ruined crops, around that, crops as far as the eye could see... SomerZ: Where in the...? How do I get to that pink thingy's house from here? Meanwhile In a meeting room, somewhere in the presidential palace, SomerZ, Hammah and a few other advisors were pacing wildly around a table. The symbol of Floatia were placed hanging on the wall, while a few maps and other papers were lying on the table. SomerZ: Do we have any long-range missiles? Hammah: Well... No... SomerZ: Why in the [expletive deleted] don't we have any long-range missiles? Hammah: Well, what would we use them to? SomerZ: I want to find the man responsible, and I want to nuke him back to the stone age. Blastie, you up to the task? Blastie: 
Hammah: I hardly believe Blastie would be capable of firing any nukes, SomerZ. Regardless, we don't even know where to look... SomerZ: Oh, this is ridiculous! How could you even let them just take The Weatherdark like that? Hammah: See, that's the problem. The one who took it was, well, you. SomerZ: I never did such a... Ooooooh... Hammah: What? SomerZ sat down, and rested his head in his hands. Hammah walked up to him looking like a big old question mark. SomerZ: I didn't do it, but I know who did. Punch me in the face, Hammah... Hammah: Uhhh... What? SomerZ: I said punch me... As hard as you can! Hammah: I think you've finally gone completely boinkers... Hammah took a step back, then lounged forward and used all his force and powers to punch SomerZ squarely in the face, making the cyborg fall of his chair and fall flat to the ground. Hammah: That's got to hurt. SomerZ: Not as much as it will when I find him... Back at Neo Grape Gardens The big cyborg was pacing quickly through the crops of Neo Grape Gardens towards what could look like a building of some kind, when suddenly he felt a painful sensation hitting him right on the nose, pushing him many meters backwards to make him land on his back. After lying there for a few seconds, confused, the cyborg got up with a frightened look on his face SomerZ: He knows...! |
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Adamant Buzz Blob Staff Wii have Wii Since: 11-17-05 From: Norway Last post: 6295 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| (Z: Yeah, I'm back in Halden now. Full story here. Meh.)
Adamant: All right, so Evil SomerZ Stole the Whetherdark... Maijin: Weatherdark. Adamant: Weatherdark. Since he must've known we would figure out he was the culprit pretty soon, him letting himself be seen, and pretending to be you, I guess he needed something done quickly, in a place that can't be easily accessed in any other way. He's not stupid, and he knew he didn't have much time before we'd be on his trail, so he can't have been planning something complicated and time consuming, he knew he would be found shortly after leaving. Whatever he was planning on doing, he might've already finished. Maijin: This is worse than I thought. While Evil SomerZ doesn't directly fall under my directive, him being on Earth is kind of your fault, and him stealing equipment from you and using them to wreak havoc is something that I will at least be held partially responsible for. Adamant: So any ideas? Maijin: Yeah, he's in outer space somewhere. Since he's appearantly trying to get some quick job finished before anyone gets on his trail, posing as the president and stealing the Weatherdark would be his only option. Stealing a ship from NASA would attract too much unwanted attention. But also, if he didn't need a specially constructed hard-to-steal craft like this, he wouldn't bother taking such a risk. This is Evil SomerZ we're talking about, not some two-but thug. He can easily get anywhere on Earth without any type of special transportation. Space is the only place he can be. Adamant: Right. Then we have narrowed his location down to "somewhere in the universe, just not Earth". Maijin: It's a beginning. (edited by Adamant on 02-16-06 10:33 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6295 days |
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((Ugh, sorry to hear about that misfortune, Adamant  ))
Kirbynite let out a sigh as he walked over the dirt mounds that was once his fields of fruit and veggies. He kept walking until he stood over SomerZ's laid out body. Kirbynite: *dull look* Interesting place to take a nap, Z. Were you testing out some new launching feature on your blimp? I would've expected that thing would've been deteriorated by now. (edited by Kirbynite on 02-16-06 10:46 PM) |
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JDavis Nintendo Fanboy Local Mod Affected by 'The Golden Power' + Since: 11-17-05 From: Ada, OK, USA Last post: 6308 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Draco also flew over to see what all the commotion was about.
Draco: Oh, it's just this universe's The Somerz. Er... "SomerZ." Forgot you never added the "The" in this reality. Haven't seen you since before I died. |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Kirbynite jumped to the side as Draco just appeared out of nowhere.
Kirbynite: Gack! Where'd you come... Er.. nevermind. You should really watch how you speak. I dun think he's gonna take too kindly with that incorrect mentioning of his name. He's got subtitles on, just like me. |
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Schweiz oder etwas [12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain Since: 11-17-05 From: Kingston, Rhode Island Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6294 days |
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| Grey: "THE SomerZ? Wow, a living legend. He even plays with subtitles like real men do."
Grey adjusted his glasses as the words flashed up on his lenses. He had popped up behind Kirbynite during the commotion and tried to get himself in on some of this action. "Looks like someone slammed you in the face with a teleprompter, though. You might wanna fix that before some kids come over." |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| Kirbynite, startled once again, jumped to the other side as he realized Grey was beside him.
Kirbynite: Gah! Stop doing that, people!! |
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JDavis Nintendo Fanboy Local Mod Affected by 'The Golden Power' + Since: 11-17-05 From: Ada, OK, USA Last post: 6308 days Last view: 6296 days |
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| Draco: *looks at Grey* Well, I'm talking about the one from my universe, who was Emperor before me. It's not uncommon for those in power in the so-called "Mirror" universe to change their names to emphasize their importance. Even I changed my last name from 1186 to 6811 for the sake of it being a bigger number. | |||
Skydude Armos Knight  Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6568 days Last view: 6568 days |
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| ((Wow...Adamant, SomerZ, and me all coming back at once...crazy...))
Just moments later, Kirbynite nearly lept off the floating island that was Neo Grape Gardens. The reason? Sky: Hey Kirb, finished up that training I was doing, and figured I'd pick you up before finding another bad guy to vanquish or something. And then I saw the Weatherdark, so I figured SomerZ must be around. Just like old times! At that, the dreamlander was about as shocked as he had ever been. Sky, the Magewarrior who had accompanied him on many journeys in previous years, had disappeared without a trace a while back. And now suddenly he was on the island? The man smiled as his cloak flapped in the light breeze that came through the area. Dressed in the attire of a Red Wizard, Sky appeared to many as a strange cross between a hardened veteran...and a pimp. (edited by Skydude on 02-18-06 04:45 PM) (edited by Skydude on 02-18-06 04:47 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6309 days Last view: 6295 days |
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Kirbynite: People! Stop doing that! 
The pink Dreamlander looked around the soil for his cap, and his heart. He found his cap, but made sure to be on his toes. He didn't need another scare. Kirbynite: Geeze... the way we're all together looks like we're in for another adventure.. Or maybe it's that family bonding we all never had. |
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