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Wurl









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Posted on 02-07-06 11:50 PM Link | Quote
So tonight some asshole tried to break into my car. Being a fucktard, he set off the alarm. I ran outside but grabbed a shovel first. He saw the shovel and ran. Pwn't. Shovels save life.
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Posted on 02-07-06 11:52 PM Link | Quote
Dude, that's a totally awesome story. Though coming from you, I expected random sex.
Wurl









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Posted on 02-07-06 11:53 PM Link | Quote
After I went inside the house I had an all lesbian orgy.
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-08-06 12:02 AM Link | Quote
Good for you man, and you didn't have to hit the stupid ass. XD
Hiryuu

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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 02-08-06 12:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]...and you didn't have to hit the stupid ass. XD


Wait. Isn't that the best part? :\ It goes with the 'klonk!' sound even.

KLONK!
Sion

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Posted on 02-08-06 12:25 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Wurl
After I went inside the house I had an all lesbian orgy.


Its true.

As soon as I get a car youd better believe Im gonna carry around a Shovel just in case!
asdf

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Posted on 02-08-06 12:31 AM Link | Quote
Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives.

(edited by asdf + on 02-07-06 11:32 PM)
Alastor
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Since: 11-17-05
From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington

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Posted on 02-08-06 12:33 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by asdf +
Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives.
whoa nerd alert
asdf

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Posted on 02-08-06 12:37 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by +
Originally posted by asdf +
Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives.
whoa nerd alert


Oh, come now. Everybody here who has had a proper childhood would get that reference. Now, if you really want a nerdy reference, you'd say something like "there is a shovel next to a house in Blueberry" or "Harry and Marv were knocked out by Marley the alleged shovel slayer, saving Kevin's life" or something like that.


neotransotaku

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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 02-08-06 12:37 AM Link | Quote
However, shovels can take lives too--I recall a gas explosion caused by a shovel in my area a few years ago...

so lesson is: with great power, comes great responsibility. Use the shovel wisely
Alastor
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 02-08-06 12:44 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by asdf +
Originally posted by +
Originally posted by asdf +
Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives.
whoa nerd alert


Oh, come now. Everybody here who has had a proper childhood would get that reference. Now, if you really want a nerdy reference, you'd say something like "there is a shovel next to a house in Blueberry" or "Harry and Marv were knocked out by Marley the alleged shovel slayer, saving Kevin's life" or something like that.


whoa nerd alert
neotransotaku

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Posted on 02-08-06 12:48 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by +
Originally posted by asdf +
Originally posted by +
Originally posted by asdf +
Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives.
whoa nerd alert


Oh, come now. Everybody here who has had a proper childhood would get that reference. Now, if you really want a nerdy reference, you'd say something like "there is a shovel next to a house in Blueberry" or "Harry and Marv were knocked out by Marley the alleged shovel slayer, saving Kevin's life" or something like that.


whoa nerd alert


asdf +, when alastor says the same thing twice, he has spoken... it is futile to defend yourself...

anyways, i remember another shovel use to be digging up weeds in the yard...as digging them up saves the lives of the grass around it
Alastor
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 02-08-06 12:55 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by neotransotaku
anyways, i remember another shovel use to be digging up weeds in the yard...as digging them up saves the lives of the grass around it
But it KILLS the weed. Way to be a hypocrite.

(edited by + on 02-07-06 11:55 PM)
neotransotaku

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Posted on 02-08-06 12:58 AM Link | Quote
who cares about the weed... utilitarism wins--small action for the greater good
Sion

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Posted on 02-08-06 12:58 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by +
Originally posted by asdf +
Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives.
whoa nerd alert


Sion agrees. NERD ALERT!
Ive played Zelda as much as any other normal guy, and I have no idea what your talkin about. All that Im certain of is SHOVELS SAVE LIVES.

Edit-After writing that last line I noticed the thread title...I think its safe to assume Wurl was drunk at the time he created this thread. Therfore there may have been no Shovel action as originally claimed. However! there was indeed a lesbian orgy, that Im sure of.

(edited by Sion on 02-08-06 12:01 AM)
Koitenshin +∞

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Posted on 02-08-06 01:40 AM Link | Quote
I'm pretty sure the potheads would be mad at you for killing the weed before it had a chance to grow. Hypocrite indeed.
Wurl









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Posted on 02-08-06 01:43 AM Link | Quote
I swear to God, I typed "Shovels Save Life" for the thread title. Maybe the lesbian orgy went to my head. OR CROTHCH MIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(edited by Wurl on 02-08-06 12:44 AM)
Trapster

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Posted on 02-08-06 05:03 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Millenia
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]...and you didn't have to hit the stupid ass. XD


Wait. Isn't that the best part? :\ It goes with the 'klonk!' sound even.

KLONK!


That guy's skull would make a cracking sound after that.

Btw, Wurlie? Can I join that orgy? It was quite a kick-ass story you go there.
Snow Tomato

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Since: 12-31-05
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Posted on 02-08-06 08:55 AM Link | Quote
Hahahah shofels. I wonder what a shofel would look like?

I use a shovel to break into my house when I forget my key. My sister's able to fit through this tiny tiny like less than 1 foot in diameter wide window. My boobs be too large for that.

So yes, shovels save my from standing out in the cold for two hours until my keys get home.
Sion

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Posted on 02-08-06 01:06 PM Link | Quote
Traps the orgy is already over so you couldnt possibly join. Maybe next time.

Hehe Boobs.
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