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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 07-05-06 04:45 PM Link | Quote
Johnathan conjured up a stick of ice and took a bite out of it, chewing the desert's humidity between his teeth.

Johnathan: "So... How long have we been waiting here? It is doubtless that Miss Hikari is getting worse by the second."

It had been some time since the Koktari had left. Had they forgotten about the travelers?
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Posted on 07-06-06 12:17 AM Link | Quote
Indeed it had been a while. In fact, it was past midnight, maybe even three in the morning.

The koktari still have not shown up, nor even given any signal.
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Posted on 07-06-06 12:59 AM Link | Quote
JD suddenly stood up, having been lounging on a large, conviniently placed rock.

JD: It's been a might bit too long. I fear those little green fella's have probably fallen into the hands of the gohma.

Kiyone: Hold on, we can't just assume-

Glenn: Much as I'd rather not agree with him, he's right. It's been much too long, even for small being like the Koktari. It's time we assumed the worst.
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Posted on 07-06-06 02:08 AM Link | Quote
There was high pitched shrieking coming from the sky in the distance. The screaming came closer and closer, and eventually crashed several yards before everyone.

A few moments later, a short creature skidded against the dusty ground until it hit the rock that JD was hanging out at. The creature seemed to be a deku shrub, a cross between a typical Deku and a Business Shrub, as it actually had arms. It wore a dusty brown fedora, a black jacket, and beige slacks.

It remained motionless for a while until its eyes opened up with a greenish glow. It removed the leather pouch that was on its face and staggered onto its feet.


Deku Shrub: OoooOOOOoooOOooo...

A ball of pink light flew out from beneath the fedora, and started to talk.

Pink Light: Getta hold of yourself! You sound like a Poe... no, make that a Boo Buddy!

Deku Shrub: Aaaaiieeeeh.. Oy! Whacha givin' me problems, fer, ah? I shoulda died in that bloody crash!

Pink Light: Well, you're alive and kicking, aren't you?

Deku Shrub: Aaggh.. Nevamind.. Where's Pikar?

Pink Light: Dunno...

The deku shrub looked around and noticed the people standing around. He blinked for a few moments before speaking up.

Deku Shrub: 'Scuse me, but efanyone seen me mate, Pikar? 'S about me height, koktari an'.... Eh.. None-a ya know what I'm talkin', ah?


(edited by Kirbynite on 07-06-06 01:37 AM)
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Posted on 07-06-06 02:14 AM Link | Quote
Glenn: Actually, didn't one of the koktari mention a "Pikar"? It sounded like he went to try and fight the gohma on his own.
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Posted on 07-06-06 02:26 AM Link | Quote
Deku Shrub: They did? Aah.. Betcha they ain' even mentioned me.

Pink Light: Wait, Jaku. If tha's all these folks have heard about Pikar, then that means--

Deku Shrub: Gaah! Pikko's still with tha-stupid Gohma!

Pink Light: So what are we waiting for? Let's go already!!

Deku Shrub: I know THAT! Jus' gimme a moment ta recoup, 's-not me fault I was fightin'.

At this moment, the light started to zoom up and down.

Pink Light: What's that s'posed ta mean, huh? You very well know I can't fight! Hmph!


(edited by Kirbynite on 07-06-06 01:39 AM)
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 07-07-06 12:18 AM Link | Quote
Johnathan regained his bearings instantly, unfazed by yet another anthropomorphic plant.

Johnathan: "Wait, what is the meaning of this? If you know where this Pikar fellow is, why can you not lead us to him? Surely, if he is in the hands of the Gohma by now, we can resolve both the water problem and the problem of the missing Koktari at the same time!"

Johnathan grasped the Deku by what could be considered its shoulders, and lifted it off the ground as he addressed it. He shook the wooden monster roughly, annoyed at already having waited for hours and hours on end.
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Deku Shrub: Oy! Git yer grubby mits offa me!

The Deku pushed Johnathan's hands away using his own hands. He bounced a bit away from John and gave him an irritated look.

Deku Shrub: Tch! These folks all talkie 'bout Pikko, not eva' worryin' 'bout the other two--

Pink Light: Jaku, wait! He's offering help.

Deku Shrub: Wha? Reaye? Well.. I s'pose we can lettem help.. seein' how the resta the 'Taris didn' even botha ta back us.

Pink Light: Jaku..

The Deku Shrub looked down, and took on a less agressive pose.

Deku Shrub: *sighs* I know... I know.. The 'Taris.. an' you n' me.. We ain't s'posed to be strong.. But still.. *looks up* C'mon, lesgo.

He turned around and started walking towards the South Eastern Bowl.

Deku Shrub: M'name's Shrubbery Jaku. An' that laze's Buttercup Goblinlitter

Pink Light: I am not!! *clears throat* My name is Fayette Enformi.


(edited by Kirbynite on 07-07-06 03:01 PM)
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And so, like a comet in the distance, a cloud of smoke inflated suddenly off into the horizon. Accompanied by a curious and faint humming noise, it only steals distance between itself and the group. The ground shakes and rumbles as the shredding noise of a noticably powerful engine overpowers everyone's senses, causing rocks on the ground to jump and shudder like Mexican Jumping Beans - and within a blink, that same cloud of dust is there, in a blink of an eye.

As the dust settles, a glorious steel sheen brightens the sky, nearly giving the impression that what was sitting in front of them was some kind of sword in a lake. Dust wafted like snowflakes onto the ground, and revealed through that was the unmistakable silhouette of a dauntingly huge chopper. Front wheel towering, handle bars reaching down like tree branches, and exhaust pipes the size of a baby seal -- a sight enough to send vultures into a chapel to confess their trespasses.

But dust settles completely, and as the motorcycle idled, everything was still and silent once again. There, sitting on the suede seat was a cactus wearing some pretty arbitrary pitch-black sunglasses, complete with a Fonzie-inspired wardrobe. Slicked black hair, leather jacket, jet black shades and spurs. He hops down from the machine with two familiar clinking sounds.

Pikar: Ther' ya' are, Jack. I wus' wondern' why ya' lef' the dinin' hall, bro. We'r all lookin' fer' ya. Sup with you?

Just as he finished speaking, a dark blue orb flew out from an unmistakable, golden pipe in the motorcycle, wailing in a surprisingly deep voice - imagine, a teamster.

Vinny: Ay Pikar, what's with the stoppin'? He pauses.ˆ More Import'ntly, who are yous guys? Have I seens you before? Were you the ones tryin' to get into ma' cigar room?

Pikar looks back at Vinny with an aura of frustration.

Pikar: A'ight Vinny, 've heard e'nuff from ye', eh? Why don't we all be cool, a'ight? Lemmie try t' find out what thes' rubes want from the Amazing Pikar.

Staring back at the adventures, pushing down his shades in a movie-esque fashion.

Pikar: Ye' guys trubblin' ma' bra, here?
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Posted on 07-07-06 04:37 PM Link | Quote
Shrubbery Jaku finished dusting himself off when he realized who the small creature atop the large mechanical beast was.

Shrubbery Jaku: Pikko! Ya alright! Heh, them 'Taris had nothin' ta worry 'bout! Na even the Gomme' Queen can break our stride!

Fayette Enformi: Should you be so confident, Jaku? I mean, you launched straight out the top of the bowl.

Shrubbery Jaku: Oy! Ya don't havta be sucha downa!

Fayette Enformi: Well, maybe if you try to be a little more level headed, you wouldn't have to worry about anyone just brushing you aside, figurtively and literally!

Shrubbery Jaku: Aggh! I don't needa be hearin' that from you, Emfermeh! I shoulda left ya in tha bubble in the watah!

Fayette Enformi: .... That was uncalled for.

The little fairy flew a bit away from Shrubbery Jaku. The Deku Shrub looked down.

Shrubbery Jaku: Er... eh... Sorry, Emfermeh...

Fayette Enformi: Hmph.

Shrubbery Jaku: Er... Um... Pikko.. I can't undastan' how y'made it out! Didja come to pick us up or somethin'?
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Pikar slyly brushes dust from his leather jacket, littered with colorful patches from all over the Globe. And then, in a fashion straight out of the circus, managed to reset his sunglasses using the very same hand - facinating!

Pikar: Ya' wanna know how I skipped? Easy - I punched 'er in 'er stupid throat, 'n she realized what what's she did! Layin' on th' ground, whinin' and moanin', I stood nex'er, 'n I says, all big-like, "Whats you think yous doin, ye' joy'k? Yous best be leavin' us alone, or I'd be keepin' you six feet under, y'got me?" N' just as I say that, she flips out, yeah? 'Cus she was friggin' scared! Fuggetaboutit!

Vinny, Pikar's guidance fairy, grew visibly darker at the story, eventually falling into a nearly black sort of navy blue glow. Steam was billowing out from the pinlight, and for all respects, it looked like it was about to go completely Chernobyl with anger. Darting back and forth, and with a tone like a sine wave, it was beyond all doubt: Vinny was pretty pissed.

Pikar turns and notices, as Vinny'd been flying in his face.


Pikar: Eh?! What do you want from me, Vinny? Whas' your problem, eh?!

Vinny: Yous telling th' whole story wrong, ye' git! Yer' such a flat-faced liar, you plant. He clears his throat, as if he's ready to make a speech. Sees, what really happened 'us like dis' - dis' Queen is bein' a joy'k n' all, 'n outta nowhere, she starts sittin' in our wuter n' contaminatins it! Bringin' in more baddies, y'know? So chowderhead here decides to be an 'ero, n' try to level dis' thing with 'n old nail he stoles from a house. Needlesses to says, he took one swing n' the bug swung back. Never saw a plant fly so fast, y'know?

So I'm gettin' pretty freakin' pissed, y'know? I don't wanna be hangin' 'round waiting fer this scatterbrain to beat this thing, so I took matters into my own hands, y'knowhwhatimean?
Pummeled the thing in the eye, n' it started goin' nuts. Then Pikar jumps on top of it, actin' like we won. Long story short, it wasn't down n' out, and swallowed the joy'k. Luckily for him, he's got some talent in 'im, and e' used his spines to get out of the queen - but we 'ad to haul ass to get here, y'know?

Pikar's ignoring Vinny, and cleaning his jacket triumphantly.

Pikar: Right, whatever, Vinny. Nobody understands yer' fairy talk. So yeh', we've come to help you get home so we c'n get back to livin' 'er lives an' explorin' n' stuff. So who are these clowns?


(edited by Kirbynite on 07-08-06 03:09 AM)
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Shrubbery Jaku's eyes were dimly lit as he tried to understand the situation that was told to him.

Shrubbery Jaku: Ah.. Well.. I dunno who these blokes n' lazes are, but they was gunna 'elp us with the Gomme probbie we been havin' up there. Thought they'd help more than the rest of the 'Taris, y'know?
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Pikar crosses his arms, staring blankly at the travelers.

Pikar: Okay. How d' we know we c'n trust these clowns? Don't ye' remember las' time we asked fer' help from the tall kind? I do, an' every day I miss 'ur golden rockin'chair.
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Glenn: Oh, for the love of Nayru...

It would seem the combination of Hikari being poisoned, having to put up with the likes of JD and Nova, the Gerudo attack, having to wait all this time for word from the Koktari, and the conversation between Pikar, Jaku, and the fairies, had finally worn down Glenn's already thin patience.

Glenn: I'm going to make myself as clear as possible to you so as there is no misunderstanding. We are only here for some gohma tail. A very good friend of mine was poisoned by a gohma, and we need the tail to make a cure. They- *points to Kiyone and Mihoshi* -are only here to deliver that- *points to the chest Kiyone and Mihoshi had been sitting on* -gold which is the agreed-upon payment for the water which everyone in the region, ourselves included, require and which the gohma are preventing you- *points at Pikar* Koktari from providing as promised. So you will either let us help you defeat the gohma, thus killing two guay with one stone, or we'll do it without your permission. Understand?
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Shrubbery Jaku: Oy! I was gladly invitin' ya'll to 'elp, but y'didn' efta end that witha ultimatie! Now, I know I ain't given respect by the 'Taris, aside from Pikko, but this 'ere is still me home. An' that means that 'is up to us 'ere to letcha in. See..

The Deku Shrub pointed at the great structure that stood before everyone.

Shrubbery Jaku: There's no waya gettin' in, unless soma ya ain't euman, or we let you in.
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JD: You'll have to forgive the kid, his girly friend's in trouble.

Glenn: SHE'S NOT MY-!

JD: He does bring up a point, though. We only came here for a gohma tail, and we depend on that water as much as everyone else, so we have plenty of reasonable motive for helping you. There's no real reason to distrust us.
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Shrubbery Jaku: Ah dun care what yer reasons are, jus' as long as yer not disrespectin' me home. Oy, Emfermi!

Fayette Enformi: ....

Shrubbery Jaku: Ah, c'mon! Dun gimme the silent treamie! Ah say Ah was sorry!

Fayette Enformi: .....hmph.

The fairy with a pink glow started to flutter upwards. Jaku looked up for a little while.

Shrubbery Jaku: Thank yeh...

He then turned to look at everyone else.

Shrubbery Jaku: Eh heh.. The 'Taris can just walk up the side. We efta wait fer the platferm to come down.
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Pikar stood with his arms crossed, staring blankly at JD and Glenn - an apparent sense of impatient anger washed over his facial expression. Wiping sand from his legs, he repositioned himself into a heroic stance.

Pikar: Heheh, 't seems here like we got a couple'a negative nancies here, tryin' to wipe their feets all over our home. Like Jake says, it's dirtier than a garbage dumb spitoon, but 's still 'r home -- don't you misunderestimate the pow'r we Kokiri really have, 'cus we still 're stronger than we let on, yeh?
But ye' speak of love, n' that's somethin' you can't lie about. How much time ye' got? Cus' we c'n go the fast way or the safe way.

Vinny darts back and forth, leaving paint-strokes of glittering dust in the wake of the air.

Vinny: Oy, ya' rat. I dn't know you hads a heart in you, Mr. Hero of the Kokiris. Lasts I remember, you solds your old girlfriend for a big sandwich.

Pikar swats a Vinny, who only narrowly darts from its crashing path.

Pikar: Hurmph. Shut up, you flying meal. 'ts a long story, don't believe this joy'k. What'll it be? The platform, or Pikar's Hidden Passage?


(edited by MobleSprout on 07-09-06 10:03 PM)
(edited by Kirbynite on 07-09-06 10:54 PM)
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Jaku's response was a bit unenthusiastic.

Shrubbery Jaku: Eh heh.. If y'dun mind.. Ah'd like to go the normal way.. As wicked as it is, Ah don't like goin' through it. 'Sides... Ah don't wunna upset Emfermi more.. They can take yer way, Pikko...... Oy! We ain't heard these lazes' and blokes' names yet!
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Johnathan closed his eyes and crossed his arms.

Johnathan: "Hm. Just call me Johnathan. You are... Jack? And you..."

He pointed at Pikar. He had heard the Koktari being called several different things, but the name that stuck out to him most was the one that the other Koktari had used.

"You are Pikar? Or is it Pikko, according to your compatriot, here...?"
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