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Wurl









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Posted on 02-01-06 08:43 PM Link | Quote
http://www.liberalsundermybed.com/

I lol'd, but then I realized that crazy bitch that wrote it is dead serious.

(edited by Wurl on 02-01-06 07:43 PM)
Zem
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Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 02-01-06 08:48 PM Link | Quote
HELP! MOM! There are LIBERALS Under My Bed! follows the adventures of Tommy and Lou, two regular boys who dream of starting a lemonade stand in order to earn enough to buy a swing set. Their dream goes quite well until liberals like Congresswoman Clunkton, Mayor Leach and Mr. Fussman attempt to tax and regulate their dream away.

"Our hat is off, here, to Katharine DeBrecht, the author of Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed."
--Rush Limbaugh

Oh man, this sounds like the best book ever.

Make sure to read the character descriptions.

Mr. Fussman is the founder and CEO of Liberaland’s largest lobbying group, LCLU (Liberaland Civil Liberties Union) – a group that, through the Liberaland judicial system, has successfully removed all references to God in Liberaland. Churches are now required to resemble strip malls. Prior to suing some of his “Offenders” in court, Mr. Fussman often gives the potential defendants an opportunity to avoid litigation by making a substantial donation to the LCLU.
Alastor
Fearless Moderator Hero








Since: 11-17-05
From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington

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Posted on 02-01-06 09:10 PM Link | Quote
"Brainwashing!"

(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 02-01-06 08:10 PM)
Ailure

Mr. Shine
I just want peace...








Since: 11-17-05
From: Sweden

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Posted on 02-01-06 09:58 PM Link | Quote
...funny, I see nothing wrong with higher taxes as long it goes for good stuff. xD

Tax on lemonade... wtf haha. The goverment wouldn't tax that here, becuse it would bring more red tape than it's worth. xD

Propoganda is funny to read.
Snow Tomato

Snap Dragon








Since: 12-31-05
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Posted on 02-01-06 10:35 PM Link | Quote
Be prepared for the sequel.. "HELP MOM! There are homosexuals getting married and ruining my innocent childhood!!!"

I sent her a letter, because someone had to. It reads:

But, you forgot to include the part where the lemonade corporations stomp all over the rights of the children working for them and exploit them for every single penny they're worth.

So you fail.

"I can't wait for the sequel: "Hey mom! There are homosexuals getting married and ruining my innocent childhood!!!!"

I'm sure it'll maintain the same level of ignorance and closed mindedness as the first one.

Those evil liberals, trying to make sure that everyone is equal under the law. And trying to make sure that money is spent in other areas besides the military leading to a better quality of life for all Americans (health care, social security, etc.). Damn them and their new-fangled taxes that benefit most working class Americans."

(edited by Snow Tomato on 02-01-06 09:42 PM)
Wurl









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Posted on 02-01-06 11:28 PM Link | Quote
I know, liek wtf. All Liberals are Islamo-fascists.
Trapster

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Since: 11-19-05
From: Sweden

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Posted on 02-02-06 04:27 AM Link | Quote
""Liberals don't hesitate in pushing their extremist ideology," says DeBrecht, the mother of three and a co-captain of her state's Security Moms for Bush. "Their actions in the wake of the tragedy in New Orleans shows this only too well."

ROFL! I wonder who´s the extremist here.

"...funny, I see nothing wrong with higher taxes as long it goes for good stuff. xD"

Well, that´s true but everyone doesn´t earn the same amount of money. Heh, the only thing you can use this book for is to warn people about it.
neotransotaku

Sledge Brother
Liberated from school...until MLK day








Since: 11-17-05
From: In Hearst Field Annex...

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Posted on 02-02-06 01:55 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ran-chan
Well, that´s true but everyone doesn´t earn the same amount of money. Heh, the only thing you can use this book for is to warn people about it.
Which is why you take more from the rich and not as much from the poor--however, the rich will sue for discrimination and we are right back where we started...
Snow Tomato

Snap Dragon








Since: 12-31-05
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Posted on 02-02-06 06:39 PM Link | Quote
Discrimination? Oh boo effing hoo go buy a small island.

And that point makes very little sense to begin with. This book couldn't warn anyone about any real threats... ever.
Trapster

King Dedede



 





Since: 11-19-05
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Posted on 02-02-06 07:25 PM Link | Quote
I meant that you could use the book as an example of what the world would be like if such women and men like Katharine DeBrecht were in the government.
Snow Tomato

Snap Dragon








Since: 12-31-05
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Posted on 02-02-06 07:29 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ran-chan

Well, that´s true but everyone doesn´t earn the same amount of money. Heh, the only thing you can use this book for is to warn people about it.


You don't refer to anything you previously said by using the word "it". I'm sorry, I didn't follow.
Wurl









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Posted on 02-02-06 11:49 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ran-chan
I meant that you could use the book as an example of what the world would be like if such women and men like Katharine DeBrecht were in the government.

If you weren't in Sweden you'd realize they are in power. That's America.
Trapster

King Dedede



 





Since: 11-19-05
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Posted on 02-03-06 03:47 AM Link | Quote
I wouldn´t imagine people in the government being that...uh, extreme.

I guess we´ve had this discussion about free will at least a couple of times. The kids could choose to ignore that book.
Jomb

Deddorokku








Since: 12-03-05
From: purgatory

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Posted on 02-03-06 09:24 PM Link | Quote
I'm going to sue because i was born near-sighted and can never be an ace pilot! Its all nature's fault! I'm also sueing because i was'nt born with huge muscles and because i was'nt born a genius. On top of that i may sue the rich because i was'nt born into a rich family and that's discrimination!
Metal Man88

Gold axe
It appears we have been transported to a time in which everything is on fire!


 





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Posted on 02-04-06 03:29 AM Link | Quote
When all else fails, begin saying radically incorrect things and passing it off as truth, then pad it with lies and hide it inside the covers of an imaginary book.

Ironically, the closest thing to the boogeymen they make up is themselves. Unless it's a joke. In which case...

Ha-huh?
Wurl









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Posted on 02-04-06 03:41 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Metal Man88
When all else fails, begin saying radically incorrect things and passing it off as truth, then pad it with lies and hide it inside the covers of an imaginary book.


Then sell it to kids. See "O'Reilly Factor For Kids." Too bad my keyboard can't make bakwards, childish letters.
Kyoufu Kawa
Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end








Since: 11-18-05
From: Catgirl Central Station

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Posted on 02-04-06 02:16 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Wurl

Too bad my keyboard can't make bakwards, childish letters.
There are fonts for that.
Wurl









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Posted on 02-05-06 01:01 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa
Originally posted by Wurl

Too bad my keyboard can't make bakwards, childish letters.
There are fonts for that.

Yeah, but Adolf Hitler used fonts. Are you calling me a Nazi?!?!?!?!?!?
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