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Posted on 02-01-06 10:04 PM Link | Quote
If Bruce Lee were alive, he would totally kick Norris' ass. He did train him to be that roundhouse kicking texas ranger you see today. Well, the show ended in 2001, but that's besides the point...
Apophis

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Posted on 02-01-06 10:07 PM Link | Quote
Is it true he left his former wife to marry his current wife who was a fan that sent him a topless picture? I heard this from my mom, I think.
Alastor
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 02-01-06 10:10 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Apofisu
Is it true he left his former wife to marry his current wife who was a fan that sent him a topless picture? I heard this from my mom, I think.
This is clinjan propaganda.

By which I mean, no it's not true. Chuck Norris - and MOST of us, for that matter - are above crap like that.
Sinfjotle
Lordly? No, not quite.








Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 02-01-06 10:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
So...

This website fails. There are so many better ones collecting these...

Also, that video was stupid and not funny or cool.


Ok, but it was better than the site.
Iori Yagami

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-02-06 12:48 AM Link | Quote
Better website than Chuck Norris. Vin is God.
Trapster

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Since: 11-19-05
From: Sweden

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Posted on 02-02-06 04:41 AM Link | Quote
"Vin Diesel is the one true ruler of the cosmos.

This is not to say that no other gods exsist;
meerly, they were all created by Vin as he looked for a challence in his arm-wrestling days.

The Christian God was killed by Vin as he said;
"Let there be french!"
Vin then said the far more popular line;
"Let there be light."



So Iīve been worshipping the wrong god all the time?

I...I donīt believe it.
Valcion

Knuckle Joe
too much high power man








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Posted on 02-02-06 05:06 PM Link | Quote
Chuck Norris= god of The Barrens.

Seriously, ask anyone who plays WoW.
Koneko

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Since: 11-17-05
From: Tartarus. We get faster internet than you.

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Posted on 02-02-06 08:36 PM Link | Quote
Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Too bad he promptly got owned by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, who came out of nowhere and kicked him in his cowboy ass.

Oh, and thanks Grey.
Iori Yagami

Hardhat Beetle








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Posted on 02-03-06 01:02 AM Link | Quote
Ha! I know where that comes from Koneko. XD
p4ch3c0

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Posted on 02-03-06 02:07 AM Link | Quote
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Wurl









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Posted on 02-03-06 02:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by p4ch3c0
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

DMX slammed a revolving door. Then had sex with it's mother and step-mother.


(edited by Wurl on 02-03-06 01:12 AM)
Trapster

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Since: 11-19-05
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Posted on 02-03-06 03:55 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Koneko
Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Too bad he promptly got owned by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, who came out of nowhere and kicked him in his cowboy ass.

Oh, and thanks Grey.


Ah, that one flash movie on newgrounds. Itīs hilarious.

I should watch that again.

Wurl: So THAT`s DMX. Iīve only heard one of my friends mentioning him.
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