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Cornellius

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Since: 11-19-05
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Posted on 01-09-06 01:20 AM Link | Quote
...People are smoking and putting gaz in their cars at the same time. I'd love to see someone coming to pay his gaz with a black face and smoke coming out of his ears.
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Posted on 01-09-06 01:22 AM Link | Quote
Is there an award for boring?

Because if there is, you just won it!
Cornellius

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Posted on 01-09-06 01:24 AM Link | Quote
Take the phone and call guiness recordsé
Meh, I'm tired and back from work. I don't want to die just because an idiot don't know that gaz + fire = boom.

(edited by Cornellius on 01-09-06 12:25 AM)
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Posted on 01-09-06 01:31 AM Link | Quote
Who's dumber, the person who pumps gas with a lit cigarette or the person who misspells a simple three-letter word multiple times?

And I haven't seen that sort of thing around here. Working at a gas station myself, this surprises me... I expect more stupidity from people.

(edited by Cheveyo Chowilawu on 01-09-06 12:32 AM)
Cornellius

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Posted on 01-09-06 01:36 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cheveyo Chowilawu
Who's dumber, the person who pumps gas with a lit cigarette or the person who misspells a simple three-letter word multiple times?

And I haven't seen that sort of thing around here. Working at a gas station myself, this surprises me... I expect more stupidity from people.


Happened once since when I'm working. (I'm there since September)
Correcting my typos is not a priority atm.
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Posted on 01-09-06 01:40 AM Link | Quote
Hehe... I once heard this joke, it was kinda bad, but goes like this.

There was a women at a gas station pumping gas into her car with a lit cigarette. She ended up getting a little gas on her clothes so then she says "Oh shiX" and while saying this the cigarette falls out of her mouth onto the clothes that got sprayed with gas. She catches fire and the cops come in. They end up arresting her for having an illegal fire arm.

It kinda stinks, but it's funny. If I remember how it's supposed to go then it would be a little more funny.

I lose.
Salmon

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Posted on 01-09-06 03:06 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cornellius
Correcting my typos is not a priority atm.


It's not a typo if it happens three times in a row.

And I'm pretty sure smoking in the area around the pumps is illegal. Is here, anyway.
Yoronosuku

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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 01-09-06 03:20 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Jesus
Hehe... I once heard this joke, it was kinda bad, but goes like this.

There was a women at a gas station pumping gas into her car with a lit cigarette. She ended up getting a little gas on her clothes so then she says "Oh shiX" and while saying this the cigarette falls out of her mouth onto the clothes that got sprayed with gas. She catches fire and the cops come in. They end up arresting her for having an illegal fire arm.

It kinda stinks, but it's funny. If I remember how it's supposed to go then it would be a little more funny.

I lose.

Where...is the punchline? Am I missing something, or were you just not funny ._.;;

(edited by Yoronosuku on 01-09-06 02:20 AM)
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Posted on 01-09-06 03:51 AM Link | Quote
FIRE ARM GET IT BECAUSE THE ARM IS THE

ON FIRE AND

OH MAN
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Posted on 01-09-06 04:00 AM Link | Quote
What is this 'gaz', exactly? I was not aware you could pump Gaz. I thought he just joined your party and beat shit up with you.*

*Gaz is a character in PS4. I think.
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Posted on 01-09-06 04:03 AM Link | Quote
Gaz is a character in Invader Zim.
Ailure

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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 01-09-06 04:08 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cheveyo Chowilawu
Who's dumber, the person who pumps gas with a lit cigarette or the person who misspells a simple three-letter word multiple times?
Considering the average grade of the people who used to smoke in my class.

The former.
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Posted on 01-09-06 05:06 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by The SomerZ
Originally posted by Cornellius
Correcting my typos is not a priority atm.


It's not a typo if it happens three times in a row.

And I'm pretty sure smoking in the area around the pumps is illegal. Is here, anyway.


I believe I´ve heard about it being illegal in sweden too. But I´m not 100% sure about it.

If I saw someone smoke while filling his/her car I´d sure as hell keep away from there.

"*Gaz is a character in PS4. I think."

You might think of Chaz or Gryz, Xkeeper, but Chaz is the main character.
Cornellius

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Since: 11-19-05
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Posted on 01-09-06 11:40 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
What is this 'gaz', exactly? I was not aware you could pump Gaz. I thought he just joined your party and beat shit up with you.*

*Gaz is a character in PS4. I think.


Yeah, I had some Guinness with Gaz last weekend, a pretty cool guy.
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Posted on 01-09-06 03:35 PM Link | Quote
My friend pumps gas while his engine is running. I guess a lot of the safety measures are redundant.
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Posted on 01-09-06 04:05 PM Link | Quote
The good news is that I never see that kind of stupidity around the pumps here.

The bad news is that very few people know how to DRIVE around a gas station, causing horrible traffic headaches and horn-honking on a busy day. Someone turns the wrong way and there you go.
Trapster

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Posted on 01-09-06 05:00 PM Link | Quote

You shouldn´t smoke when your car battery is dead and another person is helping you by loading it either.

Hydrogen and oxygen forms at the respective poles of the car battery.
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Posted on 01-09-06 05:04 PM Link | Quote
loading it? do you mean when you are jump starting a car?
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Posted on 01-09-06 05:07 PM Link | Quote
Who knows what it means... I mean she means.

It's fun in games to drive through gas stations and make them blow up. That's a classic... or it will be.

(edited by Colin on 01-09-06 04:11 PM)
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Posted on 01-09-06 05:09 PM Link | Quote
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