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SCALPEL. SPONGE. MAGIC WAND.
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If cannabalism be wrong, I don't want to be right!
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Posted on 08-06-06 09:40 PM Link | Quote
AH, THERE'S MEH DRINK. GET IN MAH' BELLY.
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Moo. Are you happy now?
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I WILL CRUSH AND DESTROY AND...OOOO....SHINY
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Dwarf female

* "No they're not real, but thanks for noticing."
* "My Uncle has brass balls, no really!"
* "I give my self a dutch oven pedicure every night, I have no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine."
* "I don't like to be underground. It reminds me of death."
* "I like my ale like I like my men: Dark and rich."
* "It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.' "

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Dwarf male

* "Ahhh, winter...Yes...Winter..."
* "I don't drink any more ... course, I don't drink any less either!"
* "I don't have a drinkin' problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!"
* "Oh, I'm a social drinker. Every time someone says, 'I'll have a drink', I say, 'So shall I!"
* "I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! Ooo, there's me hammer."
* "I like my beer like I like my women, stout and bitter."
* "Hi hooo, hi hooo...ehh...second verse, same as the first."

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Gnome female

* "I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused."
* "I've discoverd that getting pummeled by a blunt weapon can be quite painful."
* "You know...squirrels can be deadly when cornered."
* "Some day, I hope to find the nuggets on a chicken."

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Gnome male

* "I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big T, Snoop Puff and Little Deeds. Ya'll are short, but you're real, baby!"
* "I think that last vendor short changed me. Oh, that was a bad one."
* "I had an idea for a device that you could put small pieces of bread in to cook, but in the end I really didn't think there'd be much of a market for it."
* "I look bigger in those mirrors where things look bigger."
* "You know, I really wish I had a garden where I could put a couple of human statues."
* "I do hope to find some interesting gadgets around here. I do love tinkering with things."

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Human female

* "Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?"
* "I like to fart in the tub."
* "Do you ever feel like you're not in charge of your own destiny, like...you're being controlled by an invisible hand."
* "Me and my girlfriends exchange clothes all the time, we're all the same size."
* "I can't find anywhere to get my nails done."
* "Sometimes, I have trouble controling the volume OF MY VOICE!"
* "I can't wait till this quest is done and I can look for another Garibaldi artifact."

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Human male

* "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'"
* "Cover me! I gotta wizz behind a tree."
* "So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottum, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogeymen. It could be a three parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with a climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"
* "A duck walked into an apothecary and said 'Give me some chapstick... and put it on my bill!"
* "How does a Tauren hide in a Cherry tree? He paints his hooves red!"
* "So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?' The parrot says 'Durotar. They've got them all over the place.' "

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Night Elf female

* "No, I have to keep moving at night. Or I'll disappear!"
* "Oh, look, I'm dancing again! I hope all your friends are enjoying the show..."
* "Actually, I'm more of a...Morning Elf."
* "I think guys just use the Emerald Dream as an excuse to avoid calling me back."
* "You know, Wisps are actually pretty useful for personal hygiene."

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Night Elf male

* "I don't mind the Gnomes but I'm always worried about tripping over one."
* "Last night I went to an awesome stag party."
* "I don't know about you, but I can't understand a thing those Wisps say. I usually just nod."
* "You know those Ancient Protectors in Darnasus? They're not that old."
* "Who wants to live forever?"
* "Is that thing sharp? Could that thing cut me? I'm...not immortal you know."
* "Man, I was halfway through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee."
* "What? I didn't hear that."

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Forsaken female

* "You don't need deodorant when you don't have any armpits!"
* "Yes, they're REAL! They're not mine, but they're real!"
* "I'd paint my toenails, but I'm not sure where they FELL OFF!"
* "Ah, doornails."
* "I heard a knee slapper once, and skipped my kneecap right across a lake."
* "You know, once you're dead, nothin smells bad anymore. Rotten eggs? No problem. Dead fish? Like a spring breeze."
* "This stinks"
* "I'm in a rotten mood."

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Forsaken male

* "Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind."
* "I'm dead... and I'm pissed."
* "Hey diddle diddle, the mucous and the spittle. The corpse sank in the lagoon. The murloc said 'mmmmm' to see such a sight, and the dwarf spanked the baboon."
* "Anyone have any odorant? Either 'Wet Dog', 'Fresh Garbage', or 'Low Tide' would do."
* "I can't stand the smell of Orcs."

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Orc female

* "Darn, I need a chest wax again!"
* "I'm very feminine. And I'll beat the crap out of ANYONE who disagrees!"
* "What's estrogen? Can you eat it?"
* "I have no respect for people with small piercings. I say go full hog. Put a spear through your head."
* "Man. I think that boar meat's comin back on me. I gotta hit the can. Anyone have a hearthstone?"
* "Get between me and my food, and you'll lose a hand."

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Orc male

* "I come from the Orcs. We eat with spoons and forks. We love to eat our pork!"
* "It's not easy being green."
* "Orc smash!"
* "Stop poking me! Well, that was okay."
* "Man, dawg, you know, it's like I'm feeling you, but I'm not feeling you, you know?"
* "I will crush and destroy and...ooo...shiny..."

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Tauren female

* "One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor."
* "You know how hard it is to get your groove on with the spirit of your great grandmother watching over you?"
* "In my native tongue, my name is Dances with Tassels."
* "Happy Taurens come from Mulgore."

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Tauren male

* "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies."
* "Moo. Are you happy now?"
* "Y’know, Tauren are born hunters. You ever see a Tauren catch a salmon out of a stream? It really is quite exciting. You ever see a Tauren stalk a python? 'Course you haven't. That's because Tauren are so good at blending in with their surroundings."
* "Here’s the beef!"
* "I know it seems strange, but I'm practically a cow, so why am I wearing leather?"

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Troll female

* Da way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I go through da ribcage!
* Strong halitosis be but one of my feminine traits.
* I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. .
* If cannabalism be wrong, I don't want to be right!
* I got all this, and personality too.

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Troll male

* "I kill two dwarfs in da morning, I kill two dwarfs at night,
I kill two dwarfs in the afternoon, and then I feel alright.
I kill two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war,
I kill two dwarfs before I kill two dwarfs, and then I kill two more." (The Toyes song "Smoke 2 joints", which was covered by Sublime)
* "I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool."
* "I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it."
* "New Troll here."
* "Cooking's done. Stew here."
* "I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis."



DO I WIN YET?
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Yes.
Ogre

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Originally posted by Wanker
Looks like I beat Ogre =(
More like "Looks like Ogre checks this thread once a week at best."

Anyway, maybe you hadn't noticed, but my link also specifically doesn't mention my guild either. There is a reason for that. Technically, I shouldn't even have that since it's against guild rules, but it's not the right character name either anyway, so I don't give a shit. It hadn't dawned on you that maybe we don't go around flaunting a giant e-penis on the forums? When was the last time you heard about Conquest, Afterlife, or Nurfed's progress? You really don't, they don't like to talk about it. Nor do we. (That, and our GM is a cheapskate with no server.)

But yeah, think what you want, I don't mind. It humors me.

[edit] The "two joints" /silly for trolls got yanked. They've yet to give a good reason why.


(edited by Ogre on 08-10-06 03:36 PM)
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Originally posted by Ogre
Anyway, maybe you hadn't noticed, but my link also specifically doesn't mention my guild either. There is a reason for that. Technically, I shouldn't even have that since it's against guild rules, but it's not the right character name either anyway, so I don't give a shit. It hadn't dawned on you that maybe we don't go around flaunting a giant e-penis on the forums? When was the last time you heard about Conquest, Afterlife, or Nurfed's progress? You really don't, they don't like to talk about it. Nor do we. (That, and our GM is a cheapskate with no server.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(ed. note: this line was originally repeated over and over ad nauseam)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


(edited by Xkeeper on 08-11-06 11:06 AM)
Doppelganger

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> You can't get ye eye of C'thun!
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Posted on 08-11-06 11:47 AM Link | Quote
Ok, now that I had my fun laughing at your post at 3am in the morning, let me dissect your post.

Originally posted by Ogre
More like "Looks like Ogre checks this thread once a week at best."


Yeah, cos your last few posts were totally one week apart. Just because it took you this long to think of a retort doesn't mean you had to have an excuse for it.

Originally posted by Ogre
Anyway, maybe you hadn't noticed, but my link also specifically doesn't mention my guild either. There is a reason for that. Technically, I shouldn't even have that since it's against guild rules, but it's not the right character name either anyway, so I don't give a shit. It hadn't dawned on you that maybe we don't go around flaunting a giant e-penis on the forums?


So it's all fine and dandy to conjure up a fake account, fake equipment, fake server because secretly you're Superman, right? Secretly you're in the cutting edge guild and taking down world firsts by night, and planning tactics by day. What kind of a fucking communist guild are you in? Technically you kinda have been flaunting by posting a character page, telling anecdotes (which pretty much can be heard from wow forums/seen in Curse videos) and basically, by posting in this thread. Go back to become the anti-social fucks your guild wants you to be.

Originally posted by Ogre
When was the last time you heard about Conquest, Afterlife, or Nurfed's progress? You really don't, they don't like to talk about it. Nor do we.


They couldn't keep up with the progress. This is why the cutting edge guilds like Curse, D&T, EJ and some others are getting more recognition. No one gives a fuck about Conquest or Nurfed unless they want UIs.

So yeah, lie more.
Doppelganger

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You recieved Get Ye Flask, 1 ea.
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http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=asfwrrffffxi0.jpg
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Posted on 08-14-06 04:32 AM Link | Quote
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5233/retardedjp9.jpg


Some people fucking suck this much?

Blah, sad thing is they probably aren't joking since they are a terrible guild that relies 100% on KTM with no end in sight.

On the Other hand here is my guild just now progressing through the core and soon bwl. After taking down ZG with 0 MC epics and all of AQ20 except Ossi, who is a bitch.

http://files.filefront.com/IIragavi/;5372365;;/fileinfo.html <--- Rag kill video with TS.

http://ctprofiles.net/93018 My Rogue's Ct Profile

http://ctprofiles.net/2103343 My Lock's Ctprofile

And Wowreader links for you guys that prefer to know the unfakeable truth.

http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?532020 Rogue

http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?648976 Lock


(edited by Reid on 08-14-06 03:35 AM)
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Posted on 08-15-06 12:47 PM Link | Quote
Did I say we had done anything first? Nope. Simply that we were attempting to keep up. And yeah, you sure got me pegged. I saw your post and sat around for a week thinking of how to reply. Sure, sure. If you had bothered to look at my board activity when you made that post you might of noticed that it was inactive since my last post, seeing as I hadn't checked the board before I went to Otakon. Omg, shock and awe, I went on vacation? Blasphemy!

Anyway, this does humor how much effort you're throwing at this arguement, I can't really be bothered trying to prove you otherwise because I really don't care. I'm more amused by the sad fact you even put effort forth to try and disprove me. Then it dawned on me why someone could have nothing better to do with thier time.

Hi Leroy. I thought they banned you, like a million times.
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Posted on 08-16-06 09:57 AM Link | Quote
Hehe, go seek recognition on some other dumbass board, this one is taken by me. I like your attempt to fit in with us by spouting random shit you saw in videos and faking a ctprofile. Nice touch.

I'll bask in my victory by fishbotting as usual when I usually do my rounds on the forums.
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Posted on 08-17-06 09:27 AM Link | Quote
Hahahahahaha. Go ahead and try to flex your e-peen here, I don't give a shit. It's more sad that you need to try to make yourself look good by attacking me with no real backing to your argument. But then again, that's always been your style. I don't need some mongoloid to justify my deeds, knowing I've done them is good enough.
Randy53215

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Posted on 08-21-06 08:43 PM Link | Quote
For those of you on Argent Dawn, I made a charater right now hes only a level 5 Pally though.



I still have my main on Malygos

My main is a 43 Rogue
alt is a 11 Priest.

Malygos is an awesome server to go to.

Im on Horde.

Edit: Wanker stop your behaviour NOW!


(edited by Randy53215 on 08-21-06 07:44 PM)
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Posted on 08-23-06 07:59 AM Link | Quote
Is there really a report feature on WoW because some people said they reported me?...


(edited by Randy53215 on 08-23-06 07:00 AM)
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Yeah, you can ticket a GM for various reasons, one being harrasment. People report others for ridiculous reasons; they seem to forget about the ignore function.
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