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*you see an old Crusades knight nearby* Remember, Choose wisely.
Delete
 
20.0%, 3 votes
Copy
 
20.0%, 3 votes
Create Shortcut
 
6.7%, 1 vote
Virus Scan
 
6.7%, 1 vote
Modify/Edit
 
20.0%, 3 votes
Translate
 
26.7%, 4 votes
Multi-voting is disabled. 15 users have voted.

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Koitenshin +∞

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Since: 12-24-05
From: Misery

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Posted on 12-28-05 11:58 PM Link
I saw the VCR function and thought "Why not a poll for pc functions?"

Delete: Take anything in the world and make it non-existant. (no trace will ever be found...like Jimmy Hoffa's body )

Copy: Take anything you want and make an EXACT duplicate. Like having sex with identical twins.

Create Shortcut: Automatically be able to jump to anywhere in the world. Can't afford that expensive airfair to Tokyo? (hey we're all gamers) Now you can with this nifty superpower.

Virus Scan: Automatically make the nearby area (10 meters) 100% free of viruses. (AIDS, Polio, Etc.)

Translate: Can't understand what your foreign neighbors are saying? Get the translate feature and automatically be able to understand and speak any language at all, even birds.

Modify/Edit: Don't like your hair color or the shirt you just got for Christmas? Change its look and more with this superpower.

All Superpowers copyright of Superpower Inc. Any and all blatant ripoffs will be subjected to legal action. Side effects may cause insomnia, high dose of energy, smaller male/female genitalia,and or dementia.
asdf

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Posted on 12-29-05 12:01 AM Link
Create Shortcut. It's essentially teleportation. Modify was tempting, but create shortcut is more awesome. Then again, I could always steal a lot of stuff and Delete the police investigation.


(edited by asdf on 12-28-05 11:02 PM)
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Since: 12-24-05
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Posted on 12-29-05 12:03 AM Link
I had to choose translate so then I could actually watch some decent non dubbed anime. And now that you see an open door leading somewhere else that is not indoors you now have dementia. While I recieved insomnia from too much anime.


(edited by Koitenshin on 12-28-05 11:04 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 12-29-05 12:03 AM Link
Delete.

Do whatever I want , and then make other people forrget about it.

It'd also be good for royal screwups, i'd bet.
Koitenshin +∞

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Since: 12-24-05
From: Misery

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Posted on 12-29-05 12:05 AM Link
Yes but now you cannot delete your small genitalia problem. Each superpower has a problem with it. If you read the fine print you would know that by now.
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Since: 11-17-05
From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington

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Posted on 12-29-05 12:08 AM Link
delete delete delete delete delete all the way~

Screw translate, I can just delete every language that isn't my own. Screw create shortcut, I can just delete the, uh, not tear in the space-time continuum leading to my destination of choice (which would mysteriously fix itself afterward for a reason I haven't yet thought of.)

Edit: I GOT IT

Delete the consequences of these actions.


(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 12-28-05 11:09 PM)
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Since: 12-24-05
From: Misery

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Posted on 12-29-05 12:09 AM Link
It seems Alastor has chosen to have small testicles also.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 12-29-05 12:10 AM Link
You delete deleting the non-tear That power is really awesome, don'tcha think?

Or delete the one-choice limit for the options
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Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 12-29-05 12:11 AM Link
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
Edit: I GOT IT

Delete the consequences of these actions.


Time paradoxes, fool. And going off topic a little, what kind of name is "Alastor the Stylish" anyhow? It sounds like the name of a supervillian out of The Tick.

And a better answer would've been "delete the fact that you can only have one of these powers", delete Koitenshin's anti-loophole mechanism, delete the fine print, AND "delete the consequences of these actions"


(edited by asdf on 12-28-05 11:11 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 12-29-05 12:12 AM Link
Translate. I can understand anything and make friends with anyone I wish... plus it would be GREAT for imported games.
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Posted on 12-29-05 12:15 AM Link
I can't choose between delete or translate... It would be fun to talk to animals (even though they probably don't have much to say...), and delete would be good for all-around winnage. Virus scan is rendered useless by delete anyway

Uhh, so... I'll pick translate. Deleting all other languages would be kind of crazy
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Since: 12-24-05
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Posted on 12-29-05 12:18 AM Link
Well you could talk to some dolphins since they are deemed to be far more intelligent than we are. Let's see if they really are or all they think about is fish. *suddenly remembers Darwin from SeaQuest DSV and the crazy machine they used to talk to him*


(edited by Koitenshin on 12-28-05 11:19 PM)
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Posted on 12-29-05 12:21 AM Link
Create Shortcut would be awesome.
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Since: 11-17-05

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Posted on 12-29-05 12:30 AM Link
Virus scan...

HOLY CRAP, I CURE STUPIDITY
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Since: 12-24-05
From: Misery

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Posted on 12-29-05 12:34 AM Link
well, that might work on mental retardation but not actual stupidity, sorry.
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 12-29-05 01:27 AM Link
Actually... can I change my vote to modify/edit?

Because it'd just be so awesome to go s-CRY-ed on everything. Okay, it's completely and utterly stretching what you said, but it'd just be

so

awesome
neotransotaku

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Since: 11-17-05
From: In Hearst Field Annex...

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Posted on 12-29-05 01:33 AM Link
other: BSOD -- with much of the world using windows, isn't this an everyday occurence?

BSOD is the power to annoy people...heh
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Since: 11-18-05
From: At my house!

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Posted on 12-29-05 02:31 AM Link
Virus scan would be nice. I have a friend who has AIDs and has been fighting it for about 3 years now. It would also be nice to cure cancer, diabetes, bird flu, lepurs, etc.
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Since: 12-24-05
From: Misery

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Posted on 12-29-05 02:57 AM Link
With a name like Cruel Justice...you're a big softy.

And yeah I could Imagine Alastor abusing Modify/edit to make it into his alter power so yeah you're lucky you got away with it.

And I don't see BSOD's. I have Windows XP Professional GOLD (cost me $300 when it came out ) slipstreamed with SP2. My comp has been running for 3 months nonstop w/o any crashes or heating problems whatsoever.


(edited by Koitenshin on 12-29-05 01:59 AM)
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Since: 11-17-05
From: In Hearst Field Annex...

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Posted on 12-29-05 03:09 AM Link
that is one person in a world of billions of Microsoft users if one computer can do a BSOD, any computer can
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