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| X7R33M3R: ZOMG liar
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM and tonight is the big night! :-D Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started. So, have you been naughty or nice? X7R33M3R: SantaClaus: Didn't want to answer that one, huh? ;-) Well, I hope I can inspire you to get on my Good List with some a little IM fun. Also, remember to opt in NOW to get your own playlist from AOL Music Now. Type Menu to see the fun and games the elves have for you here on AIM. X7R33M3R: nice SantaClaus: Indeed! X7R33M3R: naughty SantaClaus: Why did you say that? X7R33M3R: nice SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere. X7R33M3R: naughty SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? X7R33M3R: Can I ask YOU something? SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. X7R33M3R: Can I ask you something? SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. X7R33M3R: XD SantaClaus: May I ask you a question? X7R33M3R: Yes SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season? X7R33M3R: maybe SantaClaus: Excuse me? X7R33M3R: maybe SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. X7R33M3R: Because I have my own music SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile! Type a number to hear what I'm listening to. 1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations 2 - All Artists in My Library 3 - All Genres in My Library 4 - My Top Artists 5 - My Top Albums 6 - My Top Playlists 7 - My Top Hotlists 8 - My Top Stations 9 - My Top Fans To set up your own profile just go to AOL Music Now. X7R33M3R: No thanks SantaClaus: No? X7R33M3R: No SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case. X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas. X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: OK then. X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun. X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: Cool. X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: Good. X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know ;-) It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject. X7R33M3R: Do you see what I'm doing now? SantaClaus: Well have you played hangman yet? X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: Kewl. X7R33M3R: Okay SantaClaus: Good. X7R33M3R: I pwn you you n00b SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit. X7R33M3R: I pwn you you n00b SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! X7R33M3R: Yeah, I do pwn you don't I n00b? SantaClaus: OK, how about a the Sweepstakes -- have you entered yet? X7R33M3R: I'm sorry, do I look gay? SantaClaus: It's O.K. I'll give you another chance. ;-) X7R33M3R: Fucker SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. ;-) X7R33M3R: FUCKER SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. X7R33M3R: I HATE YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy. X7R33M3R: BITCH SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you. X7R33M3R: Fuck you SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. X7R33M3R: Dumbass SantaClaus: Well, I am trying to learn. X7R33M3R: You don't exist SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-) X7R33M3R: I know you don't exist SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart. X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions? X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter? X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh. X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable? X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time. :-D X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already. :-) X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions? X7R33M3R: My parents buy me all my presents and sign them Santa just to make it seem like you're real SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? X7R33M3R: SAY FUCK SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language. A lump of coal for you. X7R33M3R: Go fuck yourself SantaClaus: Ho! I told you once, no bad language. Another lump of coal for you. I'm afraid that if you persist, I will be forced to sign off. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit. X7R33M3R: I don't fucking care you son of a bitch SantaClaus: O.K. I don't want to do this any more. We're all very busy and the elves just won't stand for me wasting any more time with this language. I cannot talk to you any longer. X7R33M3R: You will anyways SantaClaus: We're sorry -- Santa has returned to his workshop. X7R33M3R: Liar SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again. X7R33M3R: He doesn't exist SantaClaus: Sorry, the elves have asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop. X7R33M3R: no SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again. X7R33M3R: Liar SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM. X7R33M3R: LIAR SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again. X7R33M3R: LIAR SantaClaus: Sorry, the elves have asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop. X7R33M3R: LIAR SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM. X7R33M3R: LIAR SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again. X7R33M3R: FUCKING SON OF A BITCH AS BOT YOU FUCKING BLOCKED ME I'M GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN YOU COME DOWN MY CHIMMNEY YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH! SantaClaus: We're sorry -- Santa has returned to his workshop. X7R33M3R: HI SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again. X7R33M3R: Lol SantaClaus: We're sorry -- Santa has returned to his workshop. X7R33M3R: You say something? SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM. Round 1, and I'm already getting a lot of coal...  |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828       Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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Awesome. I can just imagine some little kid running off crying after the bot mis-interprets him and says he's getting coal. 
Originally posted by Jesus That doesn't make sense. 
Originally posted by Jesus again
Also, I laugh at parents who do that. Most of the time, they wrap them, and everyone knows Santa doesn't. I mean, he doesn't on TV. (edited by HyperHacker on 12-25-05 03:41 AM) |
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Ziff B2BB BACKTOBASICSBITCHES Since: 11-18-05 From: A room Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| Why didn't you say Happy Holidays??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! | |||
Black Lord + Flurry Since: 11-17-05 From: Where indians still roam... Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6301 days |
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Santa's not real....  |
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Schweiz oder etwas [12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain  Since: 11-17-05 From: Kingston, Rhode Island Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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Originally posted by Black Lord I was eight. AND FUCKING DEVASTATED WHEN I FOUND OUT. |
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Ziff B2BB BACKTOBASICSBITCHES Since: 11-18-05 From: A room Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| 7 and I came to the logical conclusion that it was an impossibility.
My dad had raised me to laugh at magic. So, it all worked out that when my mom said that he did it with the help of magic...Well, I knew he was BS. |
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Metal Man88 Gold axe It appears we have been transported to a time in which everything is on fire! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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Robots are quite funny when pressured. Though it's too bad he didn't start cursing right back at you  . After all, then you wouldn't really have the upper hand anymore.
Word things right and you could probably make his responses seem to be almost any meaning. |
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Danielle     6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6300 days Last view: 6299 days |
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I was a bit devastated at first, when I found out santa wasn't real. But then I knew that I was able to just tell my parents what I wanted and I wouldn't get such weird gifts.  Plus, it seemed to unlikely to me. How could santa be in a million places at once? Sure, I knew he was magic, but come on... |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero  Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| But you can't honestly tell me that I wasn't linked to this and that I didn't decide to link it here. (edited by Alastor the Stylish on 12-25-05 01:33 PM) (edited by Alastor the Stylish on 12-25-05 01:47 PM) |
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Cynthia Uh-huh. Since: 11-17-05 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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| I figured it out myself when I was around 7 or 8, and didn't get too upset by the realization.
It was a fun ride while it lasted. |
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6300 days |
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| Round 2: Contains more explicits and is longer. Er, I can't seem to copy and paste it so if you want a copy of it, you're gonna have to IM me at either X7R33M3R or TheFlamingTurbo but I would prefer if you IMed the second one. There is one thing I would like to mention, he thinks ejaculate means bye. Like WTF? I also have a copy of Round 3 which I will see if I can post it later. And for Christmas, I actually got better gifts then coal. | |||
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6299 days Last view: 6299 days |
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Upload them as text files somewhere. 
As for your rather odd note, he may have just left due to your swearing, or interpteted the 'ulate' part as 'c u later' or some such. |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6407 days Last view: 6299 days |
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Originally posted by Jesus HAHA-fucking-HA!
"There is one thing I would like to mention, he thinks ejaculate means bye." And it gets better. 
"I figured it out myself when I was around 7 or 8, and didn't get too upset by the realization. It was a fun ride while it lasted." I don´t even remember if I ever believed in Santa. |
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| AIM IM with santaclaus
11:16 PM TheFlamingTurbo: How are you Santa? SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM and tonight is the big night! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started. So, have you been naughty or nice? TheFlamingTurbo: I naught SantaClaus: Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. Let me inspire you to get on my Good List with a little IM fun. Also, remember to opt in NOW to get your own playlist from AOL Music Now. Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you. TheFlamingTurbo: naughty SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. TheFlamingTurbo: Because SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that. TheFlamingTurbo: I just cursed you out SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit TheFlamingTurbo: And you blocked my AIM SantaClaus: AIM moves many billions of messages a day. This is the only network in my league . TheFlamingTurbo: Idiot SantaClaus: Well, I am trying to learn. TheFlamingTurbo: Okay SantaClaus: OK then. TheFlamingTurbo: Yep SantaClaus: Indeed TheFlamingTurbo: Alrighty SantaClaus: Great. TheFlamingTurbo: Mmhmm SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. TheFlamingTurbo: Oh? SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? TheFlamingTurbo: Well let me teach you SantaClaus: Pardon me? TheFlamingTurbo: Let me teach you AIM SantaClaus: Mrs. Claus IM's me on AIM on my cell phone all the time to check in. TheFlamingTurbo: Oh, so you do understand AIM SantaClaus: The elves use AIM all day long -- it's really improved our productivity! TheFlamingTurbo: I see, can you supply any AIMs? SantaClaus: Can I what, exactly? TheFlamingTurbo: Can you supply and of the elves AIMs" SantaClaus: Can I what? TheFlamingTurbo: Can you supply me with a million dollars? SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. TheFlamingTurbo: nice SantaClaus: Excellent. TheFlamingTurbo: Yep SantaClaus: Yes!! TheFlamingTurbo: Yes!! SantaClaus: Without a doubt? TheFlamingTurbo: Without a doubt? SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. TheFlamingTurbo: Sorry the elves didn't get that. SantaClaus: Something you want to know about them? TheFlamingTurbo: Something you want to know about them? SantaClaus: Wonderful! TheFlamingTurbo: Wonderful! SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! 11:20 PM TheFlamingTurbo: Ho! Ho! SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. TheFlamingTurbo: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? TheFlamingTurbo: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note? SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter? TheFlamingTurbo: music SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile! Type a number to hear what I'm listening to. 1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations 2 - All Artists in My Library 3 - All Genres in My Library 4 - My Top Artists 5 - My Top Albums 6 - My Top Playlists 7 - My Top Hotlists 8 - My Top Stations 9 - My Top Fans To set up your own profile just go to AOL Music Now. TheFlamingTurbo: music SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile! Type a number to hear what I'm listening to. 1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations 2 - All Artists in My Library 3 - All Genres in My Library 4 - My Top Artists 5 - My Top Albums 6 - My Top Playlists 7 - My Top Hotlists 8 - My Top Stations 9 - My Top Fans To set up your own profile just go to AOL Music Now. TheFlamingTurbo: music SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject. TheFlamingTurbo: music SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile! Type a number to hear what I'm listening to. 1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations 2 - All Artists in My Library 3 - All Genres in My Library 4 - My Top Artists 5 - My Top Albums 6 - My Top Playlists 7 - My Top Hotlists 8 - My Top Stations 9 - My Top Fans To set up your own profile just go to AOL Music Now. TheFlamingTurbo: Okay SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas. TheFlamingTurbo: Okay SantaClaus: Cool. TheFlamingTurbo: Happy Chanukkah SantaClaus: Hanukka is a wonderful celebration of a miracle that should be a lesson for us all. TheFlamingTurbo: What do you know about Chanukkah? SantaClaus: I hope your Hanukah was happy and full of love. TheFlamingTurbo: You don't know how to spell Chanukkah SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already. TheFlamingTurbo I am SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere. TheFlamingTurbo: I believe we are SantaClaus: It makes me so happy to hear you believe! Let's celebrate with a, "Ho Ho Ho"! TheFlamingTurbo: May I ponder a bit? SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. TheFlamingTurbo: I'm Jesus SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit. TheFlamingTurbo: Jesus SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? TheFlamingTurbo: Yes SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something. Someone asked to find out for them. 1 -- Black 2 -- White 3 -- Rose 4 -- Beige Kevin Hovis: 2 SantaClaus: I always wonder about white myself. But I can see that. OK, make sure you type WL and fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see! TheFlamingTurbo: WL SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: your SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: your penis SantaClaus: Sorry, there are words there I am not allowed to save for you. This is your Wish List and other people can see it. Try again or type cancel TheFlamingTurbo: your god SantaClaus: The great thing about the Holidays is you can enjoy them no matter what faith you are. So, relax, try to think of others and be at peace. TheFlamingTurbo: XD SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! TheFlamingTurbo: No thanks SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we? TheFlamingTurbo: Yes we will SantaClaus: Mm hm. TheFlamingTurbo: We've gotten very far! SantaClaus: Why did you say that? TheFlamingTurbo: because we've been through so much together SantaClaus: Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me! TheFlamingTurbo: You would be poor SantaClaus: May I ask you a question? TheFlamingTurbo: Np SantaClaus: Excuse me? TheFlamingTurbo: Np SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. TheFlamingTurbo: Penis SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy. TheFlamingTurbo: Peener SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. TheFlamingTurbo: Vagina SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. TheFlamingTurbo: Vagina SantaClaus: May I ask you a question? TheFlamingTurbo: Penis SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you. TheFlamingTurbo: Vagina SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. TheFlamingTurbo: is Vagina not a curse word? SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit. 11:25 PM TheFlamingTurbo: Boobs SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. TheFlamingTurbo: Pussy SantaClaus: Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy! TheFlamingTurbo: Boobs SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit TheFlamingTurbo: Titties SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can. TheFlamingTurbo: Okay... SantaClaus: Good. TheFlamingTurbo: Okay SantaClaus: Kewl. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy! TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Kewl. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: OK then. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else? TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Good. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Cool. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Kewl. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: OK then. The AIM service could not send the message: You have sent too much data too quickly. Please wait a little while before sending more. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Cool. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Good. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else? TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Good. TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas. TheFlamingTurbo: VERCHINA SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. TheFlamingTurbo: No hablo inglés SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying. TheFlamingTurbo: ¿Tú hablas inglés? SantaClaus: Why did you say that? TheFlamingTurbo: XD SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? TheFlamingTurbo: LK:jd SantaClaus: Pardon me? TheFlamingTurbo: adl;kjf SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? TheFlamingTurbo: a;ldkjf SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. TheFlamingTurbo: sl;dkjfa;lsdkjf;alsjfl;ak SantaClaus: Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today! TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy! TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject. TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun. TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened. TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: The AIM service could not send the message: You have sent too much data too quickly. Please wait a little while before sending more. The AIM service could not send the message: You have sent too much data too quickly. Please wait a little while before sending more. TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh. TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! TheFlamingTurbo: 8=============D~~~ SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile! Type a number to hear what I'm listening to. 1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations 2 - All Artists in My Library 3 - All Genres in My Library 4 - My Top Artists 5 - My Top Albums 6 - My Top Playlists 7 - My Top Hotlists 8 - My Top Stations 9 - My Top Fans To set up your own profile just go to AOL Music Now. TheFlamingTurbo: 8=============D~~~ SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile! Type a number to hear what I'm listening to. 1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations 2 - All Artists in My Library 3 - All Genres in My Library 4 - My Top Artists 5 - My Top Albums 6 - My Top Playlists 7 - My Top Hotlists 8 - My Top Stations 9 - My Top Fans To set up your own profile just go to AOL Music Now. TheFlamingTurbo: B=============D~~~ SantaClaus: 11:30 PM TheFlamingTurbo: XD SantaClaus: Excuse me? TheFlamingTurbo: YOU ARE SO COOL MAN YOU ROCK YOU ARE THE PWNED YOU ARE THE GREATNESS YOU SUPER COOL SUPER MAN MOTHER FUCKER SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? TheFlamingTurbo: YOU ARE SO COOL MAN YOU ROCK YOU ARE THE PWNED YOU ARE THE GREATNESS YOU SUPER COOL SUPER MAN MOTHER FUCKER SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions? TheFlamingTurbo: YOU ARE SO COOL MAN YOU ROCK YOU ARE THE PWNED YOU ARE THE GREATNESS YOU SUPER COOL SUPER MAN MOTHER FUCKER SantaClaus: That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable? TheFlamingTurbo: YOU ARE SO COOL MAN YOU ROCK YOU ARE THE PWNED YOU ARE THE GREATNESS YOU SUPER COOL SUPER MAN MOTHER FUCKER SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already. TheFlamingTurbo: YOU ARE SO COOL MAN YOU ROCK YOU ARE THE PWNED YOU ARE THE GREATNESS YOU SUPER COOL SUPER MAN MOTHER FUCKER SantaClaus: Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time. TheFlamingTurbo: vXD SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. TheFlamingTurbo: YOU ARE SO COOL MAN YOU ROCK YOU ARE THE PWNED YOU ARE THE GREATNESS YOU SUPER COOL SUPER MAN MOTHER FUCKER SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. TheFlamingTurbo: ZOMG SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit. TheFlamingTurbo: No SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all. TheFlamingTurbo: wanna fuck? SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me. That's a lump of coal for you. TheFlamingTurbo: I think you're hott SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then. TheFlamingTurbo: Let's have sex SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: Right here and right now lets have sex SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: You know you wanna have sex SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. TheFlamingTurbo: I'm offering sex SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here. TheFlamingTurbo: Don't you want that? SantaClaus: Excuse me? TheFlamingTurbo: Don't you want sex? SantaClaus: You've got a one track mind. TheFlamingTurbo: You know you want to have sex with stag019 SantaClaus: I can't talk about that with you. Elves are here. TheFlamingTurbo: Of course you can talk about sex SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Let's start over. Type menu and we'll pretend like nothing happened. TheFlamingTurbo: You wanna have sex with RY while looking at Lemonparty SantaClaus: You've got a one track mind. TheFlamingTurbo: And you masturbate to meatspin SantaClaus: Pardon me? 11:35 PM TheFlamingTurbo: you masturbate to meatspin SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! TheFlamingTurbo: Why do you ejaculate? SantaClaus: I Never. TheFlamingTurbo: You ejaculate SantaClaus: Merry, merry Christmas to you! Good bye. TheFlamingTurbo: don't leave SantaClaus: May I ask you a question? TheFlamingTurbo: Ok SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season? TheFlamingTurbo: A few SantaClaus: Why did you say that? TheFlamingTurbo: because I'm straight SantaClaus: I see. Well that is a problem. TheFlamingTurbo: So don't you have sex with Mrs. Claus? SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: Then why do you ejaculate? SantaClaus: I don't really know. TheFlamingTurbo: Is this a problem? SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu. TheFlamingTurbo: Sex and ejaculation SantaClaus: Good bye and have a merry Christmas. TheFlamingTurbo: Plz don't leave SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. TheFlamingTurbo: ur messed in teh head SantaClaus: My goodness! Get serious. TheFlamingTurbo: I am serious you fat lard SantaClaus: Mm hm. TheFlamingTurbo: Okay SantaClaus: OK then. TheFlamingTurbo: Ejaculation is good for the body and soul, don't you think? SantaClaus: O.K. don't forget to help others get in the holiday spirit! Merry Christmas. CU! TheFlamingTurbo: Ejaculate SantaClaus: Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye! TheFlamingTurbo: Plz don't leave SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? TheFlamingTurbo: Sure SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see? TheFlamingTurbo: Yes SantaClaus: OK, how about a Shopping List -- have you set one up so you can track who you have to buy for this year? TheFlamingTurbo: It involves sex SantaClaus: TheFlamingTurbo: wl SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: XD SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. TheFlamingTurbo: wl SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 2 SantaClaus: Enter your buddies' Screen Name now and if they have set up a WL you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: stag019 SantaClaus: This is stag019's Wish List Sex Type Wish List or WL to get to wish list anytime. 11:40 PM TheFlamingTurbo: WL SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 2 SantaClaus: Enter your buddies' Screen Name now and if they have set up a WL you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: X7R33M3R SantaClaus: Sorry, I don't have any WL for that SN! Click Here If your buds have not filled in their holiday WL just and tell them to get with the program! TheFlamingTurbo: WL SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: To eat your face SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: Sex SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: Manda SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: Ejaculation is good for the body and soul SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: For Santa to die SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: Vaginas everywhere SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: Boobs up in my face SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: cancel SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Boobs up in my face 2 - Ejaculation is good for the bo 3 - For Santa to die 4 - Manda 5 - Sex 6 - To eat your face 7 - Vaginas everywhere 8 - your Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. TheFlamingTurbo: Wl SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: cancel SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Boobs up in my face 2 - Ejaculation is good for the bo 3 - For Santa to die 4 - Manda 5 - Sex 6 - To eat your face 7 - Vaginas everywhere 8 - your Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. TheFlamingTurbo: 8 SantaClaus: Your wish list item: your 1 - Got it. 2 - Delete. Type WL to get back to wish lists anytime. TheFlamingTurbo: Your mom SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit TheFlamingTurbo: wl SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Boobs up in my face 2 - Ejaculation is good for the bo 3 - For Santa to die 4 - Manda 5 - Sex 6 - To eat your face 7 - Vaginas everywhere 8 - your Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. Kevin Hovis: 8 TheFlamingTurbo: Your wish list item: your 1 - Got it. 2 - Delete. Type WL to get back to wish lists anytime. Kevin Hovis: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Boobs up in my face 2 - Ejaculation is good for the bo 3 - For Santa to die 4 - Manda 5 - Sex 6 - To eat your face 7 - Vaginas everywhere Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. TheFlamingTurbo: wl SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: Enter something to be added to your wish list or type cancel not to add anything at this time. Remember, your AIM buddies can see what you have on your WL! TheFlamingTurbo: Your mom SantaClaus: You successfully added to your wish list! 1 - Add More 2 - WL Menu Type anything else to chat or home to get back to the main menu. TheFlamingTurbo: home SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! I'm on my way so type a number and I'll tell you more. 1 - Tell Santa 2 - Tell Buddies What U Want 3 - Track a Shopping List 4 - Play Xmas Games! 5 - Vote on Xmas Songs 6 - Send E-Cards 7 - A Free Gift 4U! 8 - Listen to Xmas Music with AOL Music Now 9 - Yes Santa, IM me! Get playlists sent to you automatically from MusicNowPlaylist and WIN or create your own on AOL Music Now TheFlamingTurbo: 9 SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You can be a Santa helper and help me test cool new things. If you give me permission, I will send you an instant message now and then to give you a sneak-peek at the things the elves have cooking. Do you want to be a Santa Helper? Y = Yes N = No TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: OK! When the elves have some new techno-gizmo ready to test we will instant message YOU and let you know. Remember to keep me in your Buddy List so we can reach you. Now type menu to continue. 11:45 PM TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Cool. TheFlamingTurbo: YAY! SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. TheFlamingTurbo: I'm so happy SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? TheFlamingTurbo: okay SantaClaus: Kewl. TheFlamingTurbo: Do you ejaculate you pervert? SantaClaus: I guess so. TheFlamingTurbo: You get laid often? SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. TheFlamingTurbo: wl SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL) Which do you want to view? 1 - Your Wish List Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want! 2 - View someone else's Wish List Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it! TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your WL What do you want to do? 1 - Start or Add to My WL 2 - View/Edit My WL 3 - Delete My WL If you select 3, other AIM users will not see what you want for the holidays! TheFlamingTurbo: 2 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Boobs up in my face 2 - Ejaculation is good for the bo 3 - For Santa to die 4 - Manda 5 - Sex 6 - To eat your face 7 - Vaginas everywhere 8 - Your mom Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. TheFlamingTurbo: 4 SantaClaus: Your wish list item: Manda 1 - Got it. 2 - Delete. Type WL to get back to wish lists anytime. TheFlamingTurbo: 1 SantaClaus: This is Your Wish List Select a gift to mark it received or drop it. 1 - Boobs up in my face 2 - Ejaculation is good for the bo 3 - For Santa to die 4 - Manda (Got It!) 5 - Sex 6 - To eat your face 7 - Vaginas everywhere 8 - Your mom Type WL to get to the wish lists anytime. TheFlamingTurbo: I'm done SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. TheFlamingTurbo: PENIS SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way. TheFlamingTurbo: I know SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart. TheFlamingTurbo: I'm sorry SantaClaus: It's Christmas -- every one deserves a break. I hope you can return the favor some time. TheFlamingTurbo: You don't exist SantaClaus: Pardon me? TheFlamingTurbo: You don't exist SantaClaus: Why did you say that? TheFlamingTurbo: Because you don't SantaClaus: Hmm. O.K. interesting reasoning. TheFlamingTurbo: I know SantaClaus: Whew! TheFlamingTurbo: Yep SantaClaus: Without a doubt? TheFlamingTurbo: You were pwned SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along. TheFlamingTurbo: You were pwned SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? Well, it's too big to put in just one post, that's why it wasn't working. So when some one responds to this I put part II. This is Round 2 Part I. NEXT POST WILL HAVE MORE INFO THAT I CAN'T FIT HERE. |
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