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Uki-Ki-rby

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Since: 01-27-07
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Posted on 02-16-07 03:11 AM Link
Fig Newtons are like reality.... They look like crap from a glance, but are actually quite sweet from a taste.

Whats your metaphor?


(edited by Uki-Ki-rby on 02-16-07 08:44 PM)
Koneko

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Posted on 02-16-07 02:10 PM Link
That wasn't a metaphor. It was the nail that broke the back of the coffin of my patience with your lack of grammar.

Also mixed metaphors are a better thing than you are.
Cruel Justice
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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 02-16-07 06:18 PM Link
Indeed... you used the word "like" which really made that into a simile.
BounderTower

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Posted on 02-16-07 06:28 PM Link
So Like-Like's can't make metaphors? Pity..

Well my dad always said, "Life's a bitch. Then you die."
Dr_Death16

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Posted on 02-16-07 07:11 PM Link
Originally posted by BounderTower
Well my dad always said, "Life's a bitch. Then you die."
That's totally not your dad's quote. He just stole it from somebody else, 'cuz that quote is older than the internet.
Originally posted by
Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal.
Is a good one, I think. And I stole it from a video game.
Dragoshi

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Posted on 02-16-07 07:21 PM Link
Yea. Sides, the new version of that is, in all actuality "Life's an exploding shoe attack of doom, then you die of perfume."

...But, not really. But, it SHOULD. Seriously. >_> And, by new version of it, I mean the "Life's a bitch..etc." one


(edited by Dragoshi on 02-16-07 01:23 PM)
BounderTower

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Posted on 02-16-07 07:50 PM Link
Originally posted by Dr_Death16
Originally posted by BounderTower
Well my dad always said, "Life's a bitch. Then you die."
That's totally not your dad's quote. He just stole it from somebody else, 'cuz that quote is older than the internet.


Well, he is older than the internet But I wouldn't doubt he heard it somewhere else before passing it on.
Kyoufu Kawa
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Posted on 02-16-07 08:03 PM Link
Life's a beach. Then you drown.

Life sucks, but Death swallows.
PCD

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Since: 01-27-07
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Posted on 02-16-07 11:08 PM Link
It's a Simile, but it's just too horrible to ignore:

"Her hair's glistening was like nose hairs after a sneeze"

So damn romantic.
Uki-Ki-rby

Poppy Bros. Jr








Since: 01-27-07
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Posted on 02-17-07 02:44 AM Link
Originally posted by Koneko
That wasn't a metaphor. It was the nail that broke the back of the coffin of my patience with your lack of grammar.

Also mixed metaphors are a better thing than you are.


So I missed one comma, its not like you have to chew my ear off Sir Flamesalot.
Metal Man88

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Posted on 02-17-07 04:12 AM Link
Uri-Ki-Kirby is as intelligent as a brick.
I do fear he has the sensitivity of a Bic.
Where art thou cunning metaphors, Slick?
Xkeeper
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Posted on 02-17-07 04:19 AM Link
I hate rhymes.
Uki-Ki-rby

Poppy Bros. Jr








Since: 01-27-07
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Posted on 02-17-07 04:20 AM Link
That and he didn't even spell my username right.
Dragoshi

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Posted on 02-17-07 04:25 AM Link
...So? Does it matter if it's spelt right or not?
Uki-Ki-rby

Poppy Bros. Jr








Since: 01-27-07
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Posted on 02-17-07 04:27 AM Link
It proves the theory that it takes an unintelligent person to know an unintelligent person.

End of Post.
Dragoshi

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Posted on 02-17-07 04:30 AM Link
...That's just stupid. Really. He prolly' mis-spelt it on purpose, and you're oblivious to the fact. >_> ...But, that doesn't really matter now.
Metal Man88

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Posted on 02-17-07 04:33 AM Link
Spoken as a true coconut hitting a person on the ground and killing them, Uri-ki-ko-tai-kwan-do-Mex-i-co-Ki-Ki-Koo-Kirby.
Uki-Ki-rby

Poppy Bros. Jr








Since: 01-27-07
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Posted on 02-17-07 04:35 AM Link
Originally posted by Dragoshi
...That's just stupid. Really. He prolly' mis-spelt it on purpose, and you're oblivious to the fact. ...But, that doesn't really matter now.


The above statement cannot be proven a fact without sufficient proof, end of off topic discussion.


(edited by Uki-Ki-rby on 02-16-07 10:35 PM)
Dragoshi

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Posted on 02-17-07 05:04 AM Link
My GOD. Are you THAT-Grah. He just did it again. I mean, seriously. He IS doing it on purpose. Go ahead, ask him. Or, better yet-Sod it. This is like arguing with a WALL.
Uki-Ki-rby

Poppy Bros. Jr








Since: 01-27-07
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Posted on 02-17-07 05:07 AM Link
Originally posted by Dragoshi
My GOD. Are you THAT-Grah. He just did it again. I mean, seriously. He IS doing it on purpose. Go ahead, ask him. Or, better yet-Sod it. This is like arguing with a WALL.


Whilst you were busy arguing a pointless verbal range of attacks, I was speaking with him and you have no say in the matter.
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