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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ                     Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6281 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| This also extends to animals.
However, Chuang Chuang, a male panda bear, is far too obese to have sex. His mate just refuses to do it with him. Therefore, Thailand officials are putting him on a strict diet. No more bamboo for him - he'll have to settle for leaves. Their plan may not work, however. They've been having extreme difficulty in getting the pair to mate. If this diet won't work, they're going to try to separate the two for a period of time. They're even considering making them watch panda porn (I shit you not) to get them in the mood. You can read the full article here. |
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ICheatAtGolf Rat  Since: 01-01-07 Last post: 6303 days Last view: 6285 days |
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| LMFAO! this crap is real? panda porn doesnt exist...neither dose ostrich porn, nice find though ... i think | |||
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jeff Double metal axe  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by ICheatAtGolf this guy must be new to the internet. |
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Kyoufu Kawa Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end  Since: 11-18-05 From: Catgirl Central Station Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| Ofcourse panda porn exists! | |||
C`aos Porcupo  Since: 03-02-06 From: AB, Canada Last post: 6281 days Last view: 6281 days |
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| Internet Law #34: There is porn of it. No exceptions. | |||
Rom Manic Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| Did they consider getting a group of females together for the panda to choose? It may very well be the pair are like sticking Eminem and Britney Spears in a room and being told to fuck.
Bearing in mind, it would be Britney with all the objections. |
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Ziff B2BB BACKTOBASICSBITCHES Since: 11-18-05 From: A room Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| I've heard pandas are fairly picky with their mates. | |||
Riku Sledge Brother Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly. Since: 11-17-05 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by C`aos 
What? Even mechnical porn? |
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Dirtbag Koopa  Since: 09-20-06 From: UK Last post: 6283 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by RikuOriginally posted by C`aos Yes.. Yes, it’s called fucking machines  - and you really might not want to go there (that's why I didn't make the link clickable....) (But its still a porn site so I had to edit it)(edited by Dirtbag on 01-17-07 07:41 PM) (edited by ztiks on 01-18-07 02:59 PM) |
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Tanks Spiny  Since: 06-19-06 From: Eagle Land Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by DirtbagOriginally posted by RikuOriginally posted by C`aos Though clickability was not chosen to be put in by Dirtbag, Tanks, with his uncontrollable lust for all knowledge copy and pasted the link into his browser bar. Tanks, to this day can be found in his local church washing his eyes out with holy water until he forgets those evil images he saw... Dirtbag got arrested and received a life scentence for corruption of a minor. He now lives in jail cell #332 where he enjoys froot loops for breakfast and free cable in his cell. Back on topic... That's gonna' be one horny panda... (edited by ztiks on 01-18-07 02:59 PM) |
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Apophis Ropa  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by Rom Manic Did you read? It's the female that isn't interested in the male. |
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Dr_Death16   970 Since: 05-07-06 From: Iowa Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| In the female panda's mind, it may be judging the health of the male panda and find it unsatisfactory for siring a child. The diet might work, as long as the male panda doesn't have some kind of genetic defect that the female would still sense. | |||
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Ziff B2BB BACKTOBASICSBITCHES Since: 11-18-05 From: A room Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by Dr_Death16 As I said though, panda's are jerks. Sometimes they just won't get it on and preserve their specie. Even if they're Panda Scarlett Johanson who is trying to jump the bones of Panda Urkell, sometimes Panda Urkell just won't settle for that. (edited by Ziff on 01-17-07 10:57 PM) |
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Rom Manic Since: 12-18-05 From: Detroit, WHAT?! Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by ApophisOriginally posted by Rom Manic Not the point. I meant for the Male to choose a female who is willing, to see if it is just the male or if it is a problem with the female. Most likely it is, in which case she could be replaced. |
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Kyoufu Kawa Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end Since: 11-18-05 From: Catgirl Central Station Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| Regarding fucking machines, I'm impressed.
A bit. Now try finding some panda pron for download  (edited by ztiks on 01-18-07 03:00 PM) |
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Danielle  6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6281 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Yeah you would Kawa  |
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Dirtbag Koopa Since: 09-20-06 From: UK Last post: 6283 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa A picture speaks a thousand words: 
...but a video http://www.dirty.plus.com/video/panda_sex.ram (Don't install real player it's rubbish install media player classic instead!) (edited by Dirtbag on 01-18-07 06:34 PM) |
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Sonicandfails 910  Since: 11-17-05 From: Mass Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| This thread is win for making me think about a picture of myself in the photo album.
"You make me a sad panda." Roffle my waffle eh? Can't they just use genetic science to recreate another male and get it to have sex with the female thus fixing the problem? |
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Yoronosuku Toss Tortoise Since: 11-17-05 From: Massachusetts is my new home.. Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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| or artificially inseminate her |
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Ziff B2BB BACKTOBASICSBITCHES Since: 11-18-05 From: A room Last post: 6280 days Last view: 6280 days |
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Originally posted by Yoronosuku I've heard that it just isn't as hot for the zoo keepers. |
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