Agent Firebert: I left my old graphics card lying around after getting a better one. My sister asks what it was, then if she could have it. I spent 30 minutes explaining how hers was better than the old one I had, and then quit because I didn't want to dumb down words to explain. Agent Firebert: She asked if I could "do that thing I do with the melty pen"(solder) the two cards together. "This has to be one of the funniest damn things I have ever read. Kyouji, you are a total and complete jerk. Never change." ~ Glyph Phoenix If you haven't gotten Little Fighter 2 yet... Why the hell not? Marlfox788AIM: bringing up nazis? Marlfox788AIM: that makes this a very hitler or miss conversation >_>; Kyouji Craw: Y'know, before I played advance wars, I thought artillery meant the same as infantry. The 1337 Cube: Before I played advance wars, I...wait, ha ha, you're really stupid. DarkSlaya: This, my friends, is the consequence of ignorance. And of being retarded. asdf: What kind of name is "Alastor the Stylish" anyhow? It sounds like the name of a supervillian out of The Tick. Stylish Alastor: so chrono ChronoExe: yes yes ChronoExe: i know the witch jenka Stylish Alastor: atem says to put monster gates over thunder dragon ChronoExe: had a brother ChronoExe: whos name was ballos ChronoExe: >_> ChronoExe: err I hate you, Kyouji. >8( ~ Danielle Riku told me on the phone that you work for nintendo. ~ Ansem DoomWaffles: Your wit is almost charming. DoomWaffles: So you must have an almost girlfriend. Do you like working for Nintendo? ~ Ansem Agent Firebert: I'm gonna collect 1,000,000 coupons and redeem them for their cash value of $10. Stylish Alastor: ... Kay. Agent Firebert: Fuck you. It was a fucking idea you fucking fuck of a fuck. fuckfuckfuck. Stylish Alastor: In the time it would take you to do that, you could work, and then you'd have $15. Agent Firebert: YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I HAVE $10. HiddenSofa: So that's what a podcast is! HiddenSofa: Ninjas making pies for whales! Glyph Phoenix: How dare you ignore my blithering idiocy. Stylish Alastor: more like 1:37 PM Stylish Alastor: D: Xkeeper NaN: 1:37 PM => 13:37(24hr) :-( Stylish Alastor: More like 1:37 PM => 1:37 PM(12hr) Stylish Alastor: D: Xkeeper NaN: shut up before you make me edit the dates on the board to read in 24hr time Stylish Alastor: More like, I'll shut up before I make you edit the dates of the board to read in 12hr time Stylish Alastor: D: Stylish Alastor: No one cool is on <_< Infyhit: I know. I looked through my entire buddy list and I can't find even one cool person online at this very moment in time. Stylish Alastor: If only you were cool, then there would be one person :-( Infyhit: Oh, I do have one person. Infyhit: I added myself to my buddy list. Stylish Alastor: Stylish Alastor: If only you were cool, then there would be one person :-( Infyhit: Infyhit (9:23:00 PM): It has a piece of string. According to Wikipedia, "Recent controversy over the employment of children has led to increased use of robot-controlled camels." MK:DS Time Trial Records Track Best Time Best Lap Figure-8 Circuit 1:21:300 0:26:880 Yoshi Falls 0:54:325 0:17:952 Cheep Cheep Beach 1:37:920 0:31:468 Luigi's Mansion 1:44:548 0:34:531 Desert Hills 1:19:872 0:25:087 Delfino Square 1:43:785 0:33:124 Waluigi Pinball 2:13:230 0:44:060 Shroom Ridge 1:54:123 0:36:937 DK Pass 2:05:044 0:41:150 Tick-Tock Clock 1:43:909 0:33:827 Mario Circuit 1:49:932 0:35:956 Airship Fortress 1:59:579 0:39:162 Wario Stadium 2:08:148 0:42:461 Peach Gardens 1:37:973 0:32:467 Bowser Castle 2:12:830 0:43:316 Rainbow Road 2:08:996 0:42:996 SNES Mario Circuit 1 0:42:784 0:14:041 N64 Moo Moo Farm 1:10:579 0:23:182 GBA Peach Circuit 1:02:816 0:20:303 GCN Luigi Circuit 1:19:992 0:26:520 SNES Donut Plains 1 1:02:019 0:20:583 N64 Frappe Snowland 1:48:783 0:35:836 GBA Bowser Castle 2 1:43:999 0:34:174 GCN Baby Park 0:46:382 0:09:103 SNES Koopa Beach 2 0:46:635 0:15:249 N64 Choco Mountain 1:59:665 0:39:512 GBA Luigi Circuit 1:29:847 0:29:701 GCN Mushroom Bridge 1:18:323 0:25:549 SNES Choco Island 2 0:55:229 0:17:837 N64 Banshee Boardwalk 1:58:039 0:38:949 GBA Sky Garden 1:18:016 0:25:827 GCN Yoshi Circuit 1:36:146 0:31:773