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Simon Belmont
Title Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles. 
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Registered on 11-18-05 01:13 AM (6727 days ago)
Last post 02-18-07 06:47 PM, in Super Bombliss Tourney (Round 1 due by 3/4: Go for broke!) (Tournaments)
Last activity 02-18-07 10:49 PM

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Homepage Yeah - http://sj-gfx.com/dp/ 
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Real name SJ 
Location Pittsburgh 
Birthday Thursday, May 28, 1987 (36 years old) 
User bio Good jokes, I say.
This guy is walking alone near the pier when he spots a girl, with no arms and no legs, sitting in her wheelchair crying.

Curious, he walks up to her. "What's the matter?" he says. The girl looks up at him and says "I'm almost 25 and I've never been on a date." Feeling sorry for her, he decides to ask her out. SHe says yes and they go out and have a pretty good time.

The next week he is walking alone near the pier again and he sees the woman, again crying near the edge of the pier. "What's wrong now?" he says to her. "I'm almost 25 and I've never been kissed." she replies back. He thinks "well, she's not too bad looking... I'll give her a kiss." So he does so and this makes her happy.

The NEXT week our philanthropist is again walking out near the pier when he sees the woman AGAIN crying in her wheelchair.. near the edge of the pier. With a heavy heart, he walks up to her. "What's wroung NOW?" Through her tears she says "Well, I'm almost 25 and I've never been fucked." So the man grabs her wheelchair by the handles and pushes her off the edge of the pier and says "NOW you're fucked!"
What's the difference between a ferrari and ten dead babies?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
A bloke rings in sick to his workplace
His boss asks "How sick are you", To which he replies " well i`m in bed with my sister right now".
 

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Simon Belmont
Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles.








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