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| Real name | Sofa King. We Todd Ed. | Location | CT | Birthday | Saturday, May 2, 1981 (42 years old) | User bio | I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake, playin' the wall, takin' a break, admirin' the girls with the bamboo earrings. Baby hair and bodies built to swing. That's when I seen her. Her name was Tina. Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina. I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L. Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell. But then again I'm livin' kind of foul, 'cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl." To make a long story short, I got the digits. Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit. I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her, layin' like a king on sheets of satin. That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'. She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty. I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie, but Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness, with the kind of legs that put stockings out of business. When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek, but in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak. I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in, and said to her with a devilish grin... Tina got a big ole butt. I know I told you I'd be true, but Tina got a big ole butt, so I'm leavin' you. Tina got a big ole butt. I know I told you I'd be true, but Tina got a big ole butt, so I'm leavin' you. I went to the high school about three o'clock to try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock. My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin', cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'. Girls all over, the kind I adore. I felt like a kid in a candy store. That's when I seen her, her name was Brenda. She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember. I said to my man, "Stop the jeep." She's only seventeen but, yo, don't sleep. I kicked the bass like an NFL punter and scoped the booty like a big game hunter. I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired. Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire." I put the big booty on a bearskin rug. She gave me a kiss, I gave her a hug. I said to the girl, "Them young boys ain't nothin'. You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button." I circled it and teased it and made her squeal. Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel. When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes, went to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies. Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'. You know what I said? Too bad you caught me cheatin', but... Brenda got a big ole butt. I know I told you I'd be true, but Brenda got a big ole butt, so I'm leavin' you. Brenda got a big ole butt. I know I told you I'd be true, but Brenda got a big ole butt, so I'm leavin' you. I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak, around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break. I pulled in the parkin' lot and parked my car. Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are!" I paid it no attention, I walked inside, because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride. I walked in the place, everybody was lookin', and shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'. I sat down to eat, ordered my food. I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude, but I'll take you on a platter." She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter. You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza. What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa." I said, "OK, you're smart and all that, but when you get off work, yo, I'll be back." She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear L, where we going?" I said, "Right here." She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see." I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T. When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat. Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat. Laid her on the table and place my order and gave her a tip much bigger than a quarter. On and on to the break 'a dawn, all over the restaurant, word is born. I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch. I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock. I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol, who did I see? Oh, yo, it was Brenda. Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember. Lisa got a big ole butt. I know I told you I'd be true, but Lisa got a big ole butt, so I'm leavin' you. See ya. Lisa got a big ole butt. I know I told you I'd be true, but Lisa got a big ole butt, so I'm leavin' you. See ya. |
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 Torosu OW! BURNY!                   Since: 11-18-05 From: CT Last post: 6279 days Last view: 6277 days
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