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MorbidMolly Posts: 10/11 |
I think a Furby would be a little odd. I don't really have anything against Furbys, it'd just be kinda awkward. You're opening a present in front of your relatives or something and you know you're supposed to say thank you, but upon looking at the small owl-like creature,and it's look of "say something, I'll remember it forever" in it's eyes, you're at a loss for words...![]() ![]() And personally, I'd love to get a box of instant lunchesfor X-mas. They're fun to eat with chop sticks. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Starrodkirby86 Posts: 7/17 |
I read the whole story. Wow. Indeed the third part was less believable but oh well. Anyway, to go on with the topic...
an odd Christmas present would be a CD-I with Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, or Zelda's Adventure. Give them all together to someone you hate but loves Zelda! ![]() | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
asdf Posts: 4009/4077 |
This topic reminded me of something. There was this long story on LUE on GameFAQs about two years back. Someone posted their story about giving a fat girl a piece of feces for Christmas. I dug it up from the dead to present to you in its original form.
The following post contains graphic material that may not be suitable for some readers. Discretion is advised. Originally posted by "Mario4Prez" (asdf aside: this is where the story starts to become less believable, but here's Part III, as it is quite humorous) Originally posted by "Mario4Prez" The preceeding post contained graphic material that may have not be suitable for some readers. Discretion was advised. If you would like to file a complaint against this network, please call our offices between the hours of 2 and 3AM on Tuesday, at 1-800-454-3487. Thank you. Well, that's it. Enjoy reading it, I suppose. ![]() | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
KP9001 Posts: 118/180 |
Hmmm.... what's a weird gift to give someone for Christmas?
A Dreidel? a 486? A Super Mario Bros. cartridge with crushed bananas inside? A syringe with kool-aid in it? Windows XP on a few floppy disks? *KP9000 looks at Acmlm* I'd personally give my brother a 20 oz. bottle of Mountain Dew with piss inside instead of the actual product. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
The Red Snifit Posts: 674/739 |
Originally posted by Luigi-Santa That was one of mine... ![]() Ones that I have obtained: -Jigsaw -Tooth paste -A box with christmas wrapping paper and a bow. -A spring glued to the bottom of a box with a boxing glove attached to it. -Bambi Manga. -Kool-Aid -A seriously smashed calculator -a penny, a nickel, a dime, a quarter, a one dollar bill... a 100 dollar bill. (In the same box!) -An ear-wax candle. (Eww...) And... I forgot the rest. ![]() Luigi-San |
Posts: 1559/1713 Fruitcake. | MathOnNapkins |
Posts: 1008/1106 If anyone wants, I could write some random math on some napkins and send them out. That would make a great present | ![]() HyperHacker |
Posts: 4431/5072 "And this time if you're going to have someone jump out of the cake, put them in after you cook it!" lolfuturama | Lakithunder |
Posts: 1136/1284 How about wrapping a gift with your dead body in it, like those birthday cakes with the women in them. You could have a pal wrap it, then give it to them. When they open, it'll be hilarious. Ad best of all, your ghost can haunt them. | Hiryuu |
Posts: 2084/2480 I like the one I gave myself... | ![]() ![]() Ailure |
Posts: 2280/2602 If I bought one for myself as well, it would be over 9000!!!
| ![]() But I think I limit myself at 800 SEK... Yoronosuku |
Posts: 1097/1239 Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa It's under 9000!!! ![]() Someone gave me a jellybean when I was 8. One jellybean. Yep. It was yellow. I think I ate it a few years ago. Lakithunder |
Posts: 1134/1284 Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa Don't worry, I see their parachutes. They're okay! Valcion |
Posts: 562/585 My friend and I thought about giving someone one of those picture snowglobes. Not with the standard pictures that make someone go awww.... but with goatse and tubgirl pictures inside. | Kyoufu Kawa |
Posts: 1269/1353 A wheelchair with no wheels. In essence, a chair.
| Originally posted by AilureVegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Lakithunder |
Posts: 1129/1284 Originally posted by Metal Man88 Their dead family and friends, signed "O.J." Also, a weird gift would be telling them they can't login. *looks in mirror* ![]() ![]() Metal Man88 |
Posts: 546/701 A tombstone with their name on it. | Thexare |
Posts: 1048/1104 An N-Gage. | Ailure |
Posts: 2271/2602 Wii gift card.
| Might not seem odd... expect that i'm seriously considering to give each family member a copy. xD Edit: The total Wii points on the console would be 8000... Lakithunder |
Posts: 1122/1284 -broken PS3
| -a used condom -anthrax -shit in a jar -vibrating apple Mmmm-hmm. ![]() This is a long thread. Click here to view it. | |