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DarkChild355
Posts: 1/11
WoW, FuNnY!!! ^-^
ShadowTails
Posts: 75/80
I usually wear a big shirt, so I can cover it...

other than that I usually have to reposition it, or my pants to hide it, I usually can't be seen with one. I just have problems keeping the damn thing down, it pops up whenever you don't want it to... I hate when it happens before I have to talk to a teacher, or answer a question in class...

I must ask, how many people are watching? I'd be embarresed, but still... I did have this problem in 7th grade, sweatpants and a class where 1 boy and 2 girls are commenting. (the girls were staring, the boy was saying "how do you get a boner in class?") It's a freaking natural thing of life, if you are going around looking to see who has them, you've got something wrong with you, or you have some sick kicks for fun.
RedFlameZero
Posts: 267/276
Originally posted by Squash Monster
Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa
Originally posted by RedFlameZero
i Live there ... I AM TEH MOOT!
LIAR! Moot was eaten by sharks!
I did a traceroute on his IP.
He's posting from inside a shark.


The inside of its Testies is a Net Cafe ... i dont know how! i dont know why! but i cant complain
BiteMark1992
Posts: 24/26
Eww, Sadly...yes....
Remember that person who said Richard Simmons...
yeah....
I beat my head to get that mental image out
MathOnNapkins
Posts: 1010/1106
Originally posted by Tommathy
On a tangential note, has anyone had the experience where you see or encounter someone so hideously un-attractive that you can't help but imagine yourself in a sexual situation with them?


Nope... but sights of the sort and thoughts of the sort have been known to cause me pain as my testicles attempt to retract into the rest of my body.
emcee
Posts: 736/867
Originally posted by Tommathy
On a tangential note, has anyone had the experience where you see or encounter someone so hideously un-attractive that you can't help but imagine yourself in a sexual situation with them?


I guess some things are bad enough that you make a conscious effort not to think about it, and that in itself is thinking about it. At least that's the way it is for me.
Lakithunder
Posts: 1145/1284
Originally posted by Tommathy
On a tangential note, has anyone had the experience where you see or encounter someone so hideously un-attractive that you can't help but imagine yourself in a sexual situation with them?

Nope. Only the hot ones.

*Not a pervert*

ibz10g has a lucky phys ed.
ibz10g
Posts: 581/588
Well, no. No I haven't. But I can see what you might mean.

We started swimming in phys ed, and, uh, girls. Good thing we're in a pool.
Tommathy
Posts: 322/339
On a tangential note, has anyone had the experience where you see or encounter someone so hideously un-attractive that you can't help but imagine yourself in a sexual situation with them?
n3g-Z3r0 theory
Posts: 65/80
Well then, from my understanding, it just happens. . .I don't get embarrassed from it, it is natural. Ways to get rid of it/hide it. It has never happened while I was standing up in class so it wasn't all like BAM! Anyways, ways to get rid of it, I personally wouldn't think of Richard Simmons because he creeps me out. I tend to just stop thinking, as in focus on my desk or just stare blankly at a wall
LizardKing
Posts: 454/511
It happens every now and then, but I'm not particularly troubled by this. It rarely happens when I'm standing or walking, it mostly happens when I am sitting down, which gets annoying if I have to (or want to) stand up, for whatever reason.

I don't really do alot to hide it when it happens, because there isn't much you can do without it getting awkward (and it happens pretty seldom anyway, this doesn't mean that I have a problem with getting it up, though. ) If it happens when I'm seated, I usually wait until it's gone away before getting up.
HyperHacker
Posts: 4361/5072
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Think about Richard Simmons.

Fastest way to kill an erection ever.

(I'm serious, too)

I can vouch for this, but I prefer to just stick the end up over the waist of my pants, and tuck my shirt in to cover it. This effectively hides it and calms it down within a minute or two.
.traction
Posts: 13/18
Yay I wasn't wrong. Also slew sounds really weired when you say it, kinda like being drunk and trying to say "officer", instead you come up with a hilarious "osiffer".
Kailieann
Posts: 591/808
Slayed and Slew are both correct.

Alas, I have nothing else to add to the topic.
.traction
Posts: 12/18
Originally posted by Kasdarack
Actually, the subject SLEW you. "Slayed" is not really correct. =P

Sorry. I had to say it.



I like slayed better.. yeah I know, improper english..
Sweet Kassy Molassy
Posts: 629/886
Actually, the subject SLEW you. "Slayed" is not really correct. =P

Sorry. I had to say it.
.traction
Posts: 1/18
Man after reading this I had to register and post. The morningwood subject slayed me. Last year I had this party, a few of the guests decided to crash here, when i woke up the next morning, of course I had the normal morningwood. This girl that crashed here walked in as i awoke and told me it looked like I had a tipi fort in that general area of my body. I laughed soo damn hard and was really embarrassed.

soo yeah.

peace
drjayphd
Posts: 1025/1170
Originally posted by Kasdarack
Don't wear boxers. If you wear something with support you can wear *ahem* it straight up. Unless you're wearing tight pants and a short shirt, problem solved.


Or tight boxers, if you don't mind walking with a limp.
Sweet Kassy Molassy
Posts: 622/886
Haha

Nice... =P
Sartan
Posts: 6/6
Sweatshirts. Big cozy sweatshirts. Or, just be proud of them. If someone points it out, waggle it at them and wink. Either they'll find an excuse to distance themselves or you'll make a new friend. Bonus either way.
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