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Koitenshin +∞
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^I prefer the bloody tampon "tea time" joke. Of course I do have a morbid sense of humor so...go figure.
Vyper
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Originally posted by Tarale
lol you boys are funny.
Funny, but serious. I could get into explicit details, but I doubt you'd be into that
Tarale
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lol you boys are funny.

Reminds me oddly of an ad we have in Australia where a guy is buying tampons for his girlfriend. He stands in front of the shelves looking confused for a while, and finds "mini". Looking down at his crotch, he shakes his head "she can't be a mini..." and goes for the biggest tampons on the shelf.

At the counter he asks it they come any larger than the size he got.

The ad has a slogan something about how "women get it" He certainly had noooo idea...
Vyper
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Originally posted by Black Lord +
I had that same dream... wait... it wasn't a dream.

Actually having a big penis sucks unless your partner has the vaginal capacity to take the said big penis.

I know, from experience.
And I agree. Oral capacity's a bitch, too
Trapster
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Originally posted by Rom Manic
I think someone wrote that the dreams you have mean the opposite of what will happen in real life.


That´d mean I´m gonna have one girl at the same time instead of two.

What?
Black Lord +
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I had that same dream... wait... it wasn't a dream.

Actually having a big penis sucks unless your partner has the vaginal capacity to take the said big penis.

I know, from experience.
Rom Manic
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I think someone wrote that the dreams you have mean the opposite of what will happen in real life.

In short: You will have a small...You know...
Vyper
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Puberty does that. Expect all kinds of weird moments.

OMG L1K3 3DUC4710N4L V1D30 71M3!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONE!111!ONE!!!!!11!!111111!!!!!

Anyway, point is, get used to it.
SantaMushroom
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For some reason, i had this wierd dream where i had like a really big... you know.
I know, "your luky. But I'm 12. It's so... wierd.
(by the way, thisis where i'd put this stuff)
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