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Smallhacker Posts: 710/832 |
Use it to kill stupid people... By throwing it at them, stabbing them, punching them and... uh... make them listen to crappy music? |
HyperHacker Posts: 3008/5072 |
Hack it to do something cool. |
Tarale Posts: 1522/2713 |
Paperweights are also good for PlayStation 2 repair. Sit them on top of the CD thing while you test stuff.
iPod is not heavy enough a paperweight for this though. I used a large shifting spanner instead. And my iPod's been going for over 2 years... |
neotransotaku Posts: 1597/1860 |
who needs that ability? i don't have enough wind in my room to cause that to happen. Also, I usually hear of paperweights on the desks of big shots in big corporate offices. these big shots usually ahve offices that don't have windows that open |
FreeDOS + Posts: 777/1312 |
They stop papers blowing away in the air? |
neotransotaku Posts: 1596/1860 |
Originally posted by Sexy Danielleexactly...they are so useless...i don't have a need for a paperweight but yet people have them? why would anyone need to have one? it's almost as useless as a slinky...but a slinky can keep you entertained for a while... |
Luigi-San Posts: 1135/1713 |
Originally posted by Metal Man88 Now that's evil. I like it _¬ |
Danielle Posts: 5598/6737 |
I dunno, maybe it's just me, but paperweights are very very uninteresting. |
neotransotaku Posts: 1594/1860 |
Originally posted by Earth Luigi-San it certainly killed my day, but I didn't cry over it... funny, I was hoping this tread to be a generic discussion of paperweights, but it is becoming interesting nonetheless |
Metal Man88 Posts: 273/701 |
Give it as a present and watch the hapless person try to get themselves a replacement. |
Luigi-San Posts: 1131/1713 |
He was probably too pissed off to cry |
Danielle Posts: 5592/6737 |
I dunno, I don't remember neo saying that he cried... or maybe he just won't admit it? |
Luigi-San Posts: 1129/1713 |
Originally posted by Sexy Danielle Wouldn't we all? |
Danielle Posts: 5590/6737 |
Originally posted by FreeDOS + That makes me nervous. I've had mine for about a year now... I'll cry if it dies on me this year |
FreeDOS + Posts: 776/1312 |
Draw a picture of the Sad iPod, tape it to the screen, and hang in your window "Do not buy iPods, they break more than Apple tells you" (both iPods in this house became sad before the first year of ownership; Apple claims there's a 5% failure rate after one year) |
Danielle Posts: 5586/6737 |
...I can't imagine an ipod being heavy enough to keep a door open. Or tall enough... I bet it could slide right under a door. |
Luigi-San Posts: 1124/1713 |
It could be used as a doorstop. |
Skreename Posts: 1041/1427 |
Attach it to the pull-cord of a light or fan. Use it as a reminder not to buy stuff like that. |
Luigi-San Posts: 1119/1713 |
It can be used as something to throw at someone else's head |
Danielle Posts: 5579/6737 |
If you're not using the ipod, just put it in a drawer or something. |
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