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Smallhacker
Posts: 710/832		 Use it to kill stupid people... By throwing it at them, stabbing them, punching them and... uh... make them listen to crappy music?
HyperHacker
Posts: 3008/5072		 Hack it to do something cool.
Tarale
Posts: 1522/2713		 Paperweights are also good for PlayStation 2 repair. Sit them on top of the CD thing while you test stuff.

iPod is not heavy enough a paperweight for this though. I used a large shifting spanner instead.

And my iPod's been going for over 2 years...
neotransotaku
Posts: 1597/1860		 who needs that ability? i don't have enough wind in my room to cause that to happen. Also, I usually hear of paperweights on the desks of big shots in big corporate offices. these big shots usually ahve offices that don't have windows that open
FreeDOS +
Posts: 777/1312		 They stop papers blowing away in the air?
neotransotaku
Posts: 1596/1860
Originally posted by Sexy Danielle
I dunno, maybe it's just me, but paperweights are very very uninteresting.
exactly...they are so useless...i don't have a need for a paperweight but yet people have them? why would anyone need to have one? it's almost as useless as a slinky...but a slinky can keep you entertained for a while...
Luigi-San
Posts: 1135/1713
Originally posted by Metal Man88
Give it as a present and watch the hapless person try to get themselves a replacement.


Now that's evil. I like it _¬
Danielle
Posts: 5598/6737		 I dunno, maybe it's just me, but paperweights are very very uninteresting.
neotransotaku
Posts: 1594/1860
Originally posted by Earth Luigi-San
He was probably too pissed off to cry

it certainly killed my day, but I didn't cry over it...

funny, I was hoping this tread to be a generic discussion of paperweights, but it is becoming interesting nonetheless
Metal Man88
Posts: 273/701		 Give it as a present and watch the hapless person try to get themselves a replacement.
Luigi-San
Posts: 1131/1713		 He was probably too pissed off to cry
Danielle
Posts: 5592/6737		 I dunno, I don't remember neo saying that he cried... or maybe he just won't admit it?
Luigi-San
Posts: 1129/1713
Originally posted by Sexy Danielle
That makes me nervous. I've had mine for about a year now... I'll cry if it dies on me this year


Wouldn't we all?
Danielle
Posts: 5590/6737
Originally posted by FreeDOS +
Draw a picture of the Sad iPod, tape it to the screen, and hang in your window "Do not buy iPods, they break more than Apple tells you" (both iPods in this house became sad before the first year of ownership; Apple claims there's a 5% failure rate after one year)

That makes me nervous. I've had mine for about a year now... I'll cry if it dies on me this year
FreeDOS +
Posts: 776/1312		 Draw a picture of the Sad iPod, tape it to the screen, and hang in your window "Do not buy iPods, they break more than Apple tells you" (both iPods in this house became sad before the first year of ownership; Apple claims there's a 5% failure rate after one year)
Danielle
Posts: 5586/6737		 ...I can't imagine an ipod being heavy enough to keep a door open. Or tall enough... I bet it could slide right under a door.
Luigi-San
Posts: 1124/1713		 It could be used as a doorstop.
Skreename
Posts: 1041/1427		 Attach it to the pull-cord of a light or fan. Use it as a reminder not to buy stuff like that.
Luigi-San
Posts: 1119/1713		 It can be used as something to throw at someone else's head
Danielle
Posts: 5579/6737		 If you're not using the ipod, just put it in a drawer or something.
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