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Sparx
Posts: 478/529
2 seconds to grab my PDA and throw it at him without moving

8 seconds to grab random gaming stuff and throw it,
12 seconds to run down and actually attack him

10 seconds to grab a knife,
10 more to grab a knife

Varying amounts of time to crawl and hide under desk
Deleted User
Posts: 17/-7750
also I have 2 seconds to get a knife from the kitchen.I play my games in the living room were the kitchen is.
Deleted User
Posts: 11/-7750
2 seconds to get a repleica sword from the living room. ( It is a Real sword not a toy or decoration)
Tanks
Posts: 183/596
Originally posted by i_forget
Originally posted by Tanks
Originally posted by i_forget
A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.


Things don't catch fire easily with that, the guy could probably kill you first.


He (or she) might not know that...


Doesn't matter if they know or not, they've got a gun, thery're threatened, they kill the threat as soon as possible.
Deleted User
Posts: 3/-7750
Originally posted by Tanks
Originally posted by i_forget
A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.


Things don't catch fire easily with that, the guy could probably kill you first.


He (or she) might not know that...
Sweet Kassy Molassy
Posts: 504/886
I have a new weapon which is on hand immediately upon waking.

I could throw my cat at the intruder's face. She sleeps on my chest so I wouldn't even have to get up.
Thexare
Posts: 875/1104
Originally posted by Surlent
I simply throw a bunch of s on him, until he dies.

Judging from my experiences, Surlent, you just garbage chain after he halfasses a few x4s and x5s.

Tanks
Posts: 173/596
Originally posted by Valcion
Lets see...a few pocket knives,

Dozens of controllers. If anything i could strangle the guy with them. Or beat him with my heavy as fuck arcade stick or beatmania controller.

Those aren't practical enough, but could come in handy if all else fails.

Oh yeah there's some scissors and i also have a can of compressed air. Which i probably could make explode somehow.

There's probably a lot i could do.


I can also use my controlers, heck I could use my useless external harddrive. I was wondering though, can compressed air burn like most areosols do?
Valcion
Posts: 491/585
Lets see...a few pocket knives,

Dozens of controllers. If anything i could strangle the guy with them. Or beat him with my heavy as fuck arcade stick or beatmania controller.

Those aren't practical enough, but could come in handy if all else fails.

Oh yeah there's some scissors and i also have a can of compressed air. Which i probably could make explode somehow.

There's probably a lot i could do.
Tripcode Mel
Posts: 70/165
Two and a half seconds to retrieve an expired can of bear repellent. The ingredients in it deteriorate over time, but it's designed to be effective up to thirty feet and for the entire can to exhaust it's contents in five seconds. It'll still hurt like fuck if I spray some guy in the eyes and then throw the can at him.

Five seconds for a rubber band guitar made out of a two by four I made for a Physics project.

Five seconds for a folder I keep in a drawer.

Ten seconds for the knife in my Leatherman, because that thing is a BITCH to unfold.
the_icepenguin
Posts: 207/257
Originally posted by Kasdarack
... would probably send me into a killing rage.


Is that funny? Seriously....

Why did I laugh?

I hate getting burnt.
Sweet Kassy Molassy
Posts: 496/886
Or they'd get the right idea and take a step back and shoot you.
Someone attempting to burn me (esp in the face) would probably send me into a killing rage.
Zer0wned
Posts: 109/118
Originally posted by HyperHacker

i_forget: You'd probably risk blowing up the can or burning yourself more than harming an intruder.


actually, with my (unfortunately extensive...) experience with aerosol-based flamethrowers, the chance of doing either are actually pretty slim if you know how to do it. In other words, short bursts and keep the flame source a good distance away from the fuel.

And it's not so much catching the person on fire, you start throwing fire at someone who knows they're in the wrong place, it's a good chance they'd get the right idea and leave.
HyperHacker
Posts: 3153/5072
I have a large sword above my bed too... but it's made of cardboard and duct tape.

i_forget: You'd probably risk blowing up the can or burning yourself more than harming an intruder.
The Red Snifit
Posts: 590/739
It would take 2 seconds to grab a sword I keep for decoration that's hanging over my bed.
Don't ask me why I have it.
Tanks
Posts: 169/596
Originally posted by i_forget
A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.


Things don't catch fire easily with that, the guy could probably kill you first.
Deleted User
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A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower.
Surlent
Posts: 79/103
I simply throw a bunch of s on him, until he dies.
Jilkon
Posts: 168/227
Intruding flies feel the wrath of the fly swatter. I guess I'd have to go with like scissors or a knife (if I'm downstairs, which I'm usually not) for bigger foes.
Thoughtless
Posts: 2127/2405
I have another sort-of weapon thing.

A Tang container filled with pennies. I mean, not the best weapon but if I do manage to hit them I could atleast stall until I pick up something else.

It would also take me a few seconds to get my guitar but I like the guitar so I really wouldn't want to fuck it up.

Maybe I can kill them by using my old NES.
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