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Skreename
Posts: 1039/1427
I think, above all else, the whole "major figure leaving imprint in food" idea is fundamentally flawed in that if whatever being was dumb enough to do that, a good 3/4 of the time the food would be eaten before the person noticed.

Also: Is it just me, or does the chocolate look remarkably like (if it was a humanoid shape) its intestines are sticking out?
Adamant
Posts: 197/281
If virgin Mary wanted to send out pictures of herself as signs of whatever, she should really try to make them look somewhat like her. That blob looks more like the Grim Reaper than her, and it doesn't look like him either.
Sonicandfails
Posts: 469/917
Someone should just melt it.

A) It's stupid. I took a shit once and I shit you not, it looked like the letter J, the one with the line above it. So like, is this a symbol of Jesus Christ?! No. I hate these fucking "I SAW SAINT MARY ON A MEAT LOAF" bullshit.

B) There is no way in fucking hell that some spirit is putting these images in stuff. Why the fuck would Virgin Mary send out her image into chocolate? Why not, the fucking moon or something. Imprint your face/figure on that, everyone would definetly believe it then.

C) It looks like nothing anyways...

D) ITS FUCKING CHOCOLATE. LET THAT FUCKING SINK IN.

If these people can get in the news for a glob of chocolate, then I can get in by saying I woke up with the letters J E S U S on my left hands finger nails in sharpie. "IT COULDN'T BE ME THAT DID IT! I don't own a sharpie! It HAD to be HeyJoos himself!" Two words. Publicity Stunt.
Cruel Justice
Posts: 1383/1637
I see poop.

I really think that in retrospect, people worked to carve shit like this out. It's probably fun to anyone with an IQ less than 3 but really... if this is a "sign" in a piece of food, then what the hell is it? Maybe they should get St.Benedict to determine such "oddities"? Unoriginal and not really news.
sandrocklq
Posts: 101/210
I don't know about anyone else but I don't see anything but vanilla.
Simon Belmont
Posts: 742/1773
I hate this kind of shit, "I see " [figure] " in " [object] "!!!!!!!!!" I'm as religious as the next klansmen, sure. but I can understand what coincidence is.
HyperHacker
Posts: 2982/5072
Come to think of it, there hasn't been a lot of Elvis sightings lately...
acillatem98
Posts: 271/387
I may be mistaken but, looks like a blob of hardened chocolate to me. I can't see anything else that it looks like, just an ordinary piece of chocolate.
C:/xkas bio.asm
Posts: 1134/1209
he's a moron, he should've claimed to see Jesus in it insted...

We keep seeing a lot of those recently, I guess that will stop when people will stop giving them attention
Scatterheart
Posts: 115/144
Bah! Stating the obvious here, but no one's said it yet, so...

These people are rich! They do this shit for publicity.
END STORY!!

Looks like an owl to me too.

OMG! THE WORDS "This" and "Shit" have the same letters...
...IT'S TEH SIGN!
emcee
Posts: 510/867
What is it about the Virgin Mary that people seem to see her in particular in just about everything. Awhile back people were gathering around a rust stain from a drain pipe in Chicago because they thought it looked like the Virgin Mary.
Goldensunboy
Posts: 137/287
I tried, but I can't see Mary in it. All I see is an ugly cross between a platypus and a baboon, that realy oughtta be eaten. (yum!) I guess the workers there are Catholics?

I heard that a grilled cheese sandwich with the Virgin Mary in it was sold on Ebay a while ago for craploads of money, but I could be wrong, since stories kinda warp when they are re-told over and over again.
Metal Man88
Posts: 267/701
I see... ewww... it's... old chocolate...

....Why can't I eat it? It's... unfair... it just looks so tasty!

Really, though. All I see is a bump where a nose should be. No Virgin Mary.
Alastor
Posts: 7082/8204
The line of stitching you see is the deformed skeleton I see. I don't see any specific shape in the main of it, though, except a multicolored robe; hence, the cultist.
Madman200
Posts: 42/388
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
I see a cultist holding a deformed skeleton.


I was hoping to see that, but I saw the woman. On the story.
The close-up looked different, however, like some old guy's head instead, with a line of stitching from under the arms down close to the bottom.

I think people once saw the Mona Lisa in a piece of toast.

Off Topic, I ate a piece of toast once into the shape of Texas.
Alastor
Posts: 7080/8204
I see a cultist holding a deformed skeleton.
HyperHacker
Posts: 2954/5072
...By any chance are they referring to an owl named Virgin Mary? Because that's what I see.

[edit] ...like asdf said.
asdf
Posts: 3233/4077
It looks more like an owl or just an ugly blob of crap to me. In fact, the resemblance is vague at best. An image of it close up can be seen here. Look at that, and you should be able to see what I mean.
Kattwah
Posts: 2755/3349
Originally posted by Earth Luigi-San
What's next? Hitler's face on top of a popsicle?

Yes.

I think this happens for the same reason that people see stuff in the clouds. The only difference is that this is a religiously significant figure, so of course it would get more attention.
Luigi-San
Posts: 1079/1713
Story

What's next? Hitler's face on top of a popsicle?
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