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| Cruel Justice Posts: 1379/1637 |
I haven't used any in ages considering my current status...
But there are a few games I play... When I call my lady and she says, "Lemmie put you in the speaker box" I say stuff like... "No! Don't trap me in there!" "It's nice and cozy, get out of my box house!" "I'm dancing in the box... trapped in the stupid box!" "Box-a-box-a-box-a-box-a-speaker..." whisper: "Hey! I'm cooking a pizza in here. What do you think I should put on it?" Some funny ones you could use when they start with small talk... Your target says, "So what's your name?" You say, "Uh, my real name?" <- answer with a question to dominate the converstation She giggles and says, "Yes!" You answer with a celebrity name or something, "Jackie Chan! No, that's my other name... Jet Li? Uh... which one do you like?" |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2977/5072 |
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
*doesn't actually use pickup lines  * |
| Scatterheart Posts: 114/144 |
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
...Nah! I met my gal on the net. 
Sweet talkin' is the way to go if you're not in a "GIMMIE A FUCK" situation. |
| Ziff Posts: 1145/1800 |
"Hey, I shit in my pants...can I get in yours?" |
| witeasprinwow Posts: 483/613 |
Originally posted by Aiya Varies wildy from place to place, especially if you include clubs as bars. There are places for intelligent people, places for psuedo-intelligent people, and places for people who do not even pretend to be intelligent, and the whole rainbow inbetween. Originally posted by Squash Monster You have no clue how much I hate you right now  |
| Squash Monster Posts: 274/296 |
Originally posted by CobyYou'll notice that I started that section of my post with "if I used actual pickup lines," which, along with the completely different approach I had already said I used, should hint that I don't use those lines. Besides, I like nerdy chicks. And I always get the cute ones. Though I've only ever managed two at the same time once, so I'm sure there's room for improvement. Mind you, I plan to actually use those pickup lines soon. I'm going to a highly technology/science orriented university. |
| Lilmario Posts: 166/181 |
'I don't mean to sound rude, but I'd fuck the life out of you'
I rofl'd for like ten days after I heard that. |
| Aiya Posts: 32/164 |
Originally posted by Coby... Offensive much. >> Sure, some girls wouldn't get it, but most of the girls I know aren't idiots. And neither are they ugly. ;p Then again, I don't hang out in bars. So I wouldn't know what the atmosphere would be like there anyway. :< And.. um.. I don't use pick up lines. xD; Talking to strange people has only got me in trouble lately. Thankfully, I don't have to worry about meeting someone new though. <3 I honestly don't know how I'd handle that kind of situation if I had to, at this point. heh |
| witeasprinwow Posts: 465/613 |
Originally posted by AMazurOriginally posted by Clockworkz I'm gonna say 'no'. Almost nobody uses pickup lines anymore. Edit: At least, not when trying to actually succeed with a woman. |
| Ziff Posts: 1135/1800 |
Dude, it is all about terrible pick up lines in clubs and trying to be the first to get slapped. |
| AMazur Posts: 34/53 |
Originally posted by Clockworkz That one's awful. I really doubt you actually said that to some girl. It takes balls to say that kinda thing and frankly...well look at you. Does anybody have anything either true or comical to say cause if not I think this thread is a failure and as such should be closed forth-with. |
| Clockworkz Posts: 787/984 |
Nice pants. Wanna fuck? |
| Danielle Posts: 5486/6737 |
DO YOU HAVE A BANDAID CUZ I SKINNED MY KNEE WHEN I FELL FOR YOU |
| witeasprinwow Posts: 456/613 |
Originally posted by windwaker He wins. thread over |
| windwaker Posts: 130/235 |
Keep in mind who you're asking, AMazur. |
| witeasprinwow Posts: 453/613 |
"Hey, I don't think I've insulted you yet."
But really, my strength lies in making fun of other things / other people, so I will try to come up something relevant to talk about at first ("Look at that slob with those girls over there") and go from there. Generally it seems better to stay away from the overtly sexual stuff, or the stuff that everyone has heard before. ("...Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs...") Unless you want beer thrown at you, that is. (EDIT: NO, I did not learn this from experience. I am not THAT GUY at a party.) I turn 21 soon. You can bet your ass I am eager to go bar hopping and test myself. I'm sure I'll get shot down 99% of the time, but... I'll be drunk and it'll be fun. EDIT: A rough transcription of an away message someone I know had up: "A guy walked up to me today and asked me, 'Haven't I met you before?' I told him 'Oh, yeah, weren't you one of the last ten guys to use that line on me?'" That is just admirable. |
| Coby Posts: 111/123 |
Those are all very nerdy pick-up lines, meaning they will only work with nerdy chicks. That guarantees an ugly lay.
I don't use a pick-up line, I just talk to them, get to know them better. Not something like what Squash Monster said (about the Newton one), because saying something like that will only get you awkward looks and make you look like a dork. (unless she's kind a geeky too in wich case it'll be cute) (No offense SM)
But, if the chick you're trying to get is a nerd also, then use whatever nerdy stuff you have at your disposal. And you shouldn't just jump to "Woah ur teh hot <3" because most chicks don't like to be complemented all over by some nerdy guy. It's rather annoying. Overall, you just have to know how to talk to certain people. People look down on nerds and geeks, so if you try to get someone who's not as nerdy/geeky as you then you shouldn't act all that nerd. Trust me, I know this from experience. |
| Squash Monster Posts: 266/296 |
I've never needed a pickup line. Though I do have a specific way I tend to do things. It's not intentional, but I've done it enough to know it like it was:
-Pick the cute quiet girl at the party -Wait for her to be looking in your general direction -Turn to face her -Make eye contact, wait half a second -Smile -Walk up and introduce yourself -Say she has a cute smile or pretty eyes* -Be charming, witty, and fun (IE - wing it) -Profit! Now... if I was using actual pickup lines. Well, these are my favorites: - Start at about twice normal talking distance. "Hey. Did you know that from now to" Step in so you're at normal talking distance "Now you've become four times more attracted to me? According to Newton, I mean." - "Hey. Heisenburg uncertainty principle. I'm observing you." Stop and check her out. Do it blatantly. Try to have a suggestive voice with the next line. "So why aren't you changing?" But yeah. Remember that pickup lines are meant to be silly and innefective. At absolute best, you'll make somebody laugh and flatter them slightly. Which is a good start, but nothing magic. * Say something else if she doesn't, of course, but stick with one of these if you can say it honestly. Cute smile is the best, because it makes her realize she's smiling because of you. But go for pretty eyes if she's obviously 'playing the game' too -- not just because the smile wasn't entirely your fault, but because most girls who're consciously playing the game are going to be suspicious, and telling someone they have pretty eyes has a good chance of throwing her off guard so you can actually talk and have a chance to charm her and all that. |
| Sion Posts: 575/639 |
I dont need pickup lines, all the girls come to me.  |
| NSNick Posts: 1469/2228 |
I don't think I've ever approached a woman in a bar setting or the like, let alone use a pickup line, but man, I'd like to see you use one.
Perhaps in Seattle we can take turns trying this sort of stuff... |
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