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| DarkAngel Posts: 7/22 |
I swear you got me there until the mushroom part <.< |
| Sonicandfails Posts: 434/917 |
I feel highly disturbed by this. I was friends with him once. I even helped him try to save his beloved monkey. I told him where to go and everything, I had knew the ropes of that contruction site... |
| Mister Lover Posts: 35/76 |
This so odd,,,, i think i can believe it |
| Cellar Dweller + Posts: 93/138 |
Super Mario Bros.: A Literary Criticism is much better. |
| Glyphodon Posts: 323/536 |
This never would have happened if Stanley hadn't chased the monkey up there with that bug spray of his. |
| Thoughtless Posts: 2078/2405 |
Let's not forget those moments where he thought he was riding a dinosaur with a very long tongue.
Looks like he was trying to compensate for something he lacked. |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2863/5072 |
I think he just tied himself to the water cooler for that one. |
| Cynthia Posts: 3958/5814 |
Don't forget pretending that he could spray water out of his backpack.   |
| Alastor Posts: 6941/8204 |
I'm guessing it's a no, yeah. |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2861/5072 |
So that's a no? |
| Goldensunboy Posts: 82/287 |
I never said anything about Pauline never trying to save him, I'm just saying that Peach's kissing Mario would have probably affected Pauline and Mario's relationship if she cared about him. |
| Alastor Posts: 6938/8204 |
What the fuck, did you even read it? |
| Alastor Posts: 6937/8204 |
...
Have you ever played the original Donkey Kong? |
| Goldensunboy Posts: 81/287 |
Pauline must not be a very loving wife if she never stepped up and did anything about Peach kissing Mario whenever he saved her. |
| Riku Posts: 1550/1823 |
Who goes into depression over Donkey Kong? |
| Alastor Posts: 6933/8204 |
About three minutes. |
| Kingpin Posts: 598/709 |
After reading that, all I can wonder about is how long it took you to come up with it. |
| Alastor Posts: 6932/8204 |
Beloved family man found dead after decades of increasingly manic behavior
Tuesday, August 8th Brooklyn, New York Mario Jumpman commit suicide last night, and was found drowned in a lake earlier today. Said a local man wishing to remain anonymous, "He was a great guy. Everyone in the community thought so; he was a brilliant carpenter. I haven't seen much of him since about 25 years ago, but we were great friends back then. It's just so hard to accept that he's gone now." Family had been concerned after onset of depression 25 years ago believed to be triggered when his pet monkey, Kong, escaped and fled to a construction site, where it fell to its death. Mario turned to growing hallucinogenic mushrooms to escape the depression, taking a toll on his mind. He became dejected, periodically mumbling about being a plumber with an imagined brother, and later fighting a giant reptile for a princess. Mr. Jumpman is survived only by wife Pauline. |
