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| Metal Man88 Posts: 247/701 |
Turn Left into the valley.
There. Who cares if it's a little off-road, or even a drop? Now all that stuff around you is gone.  |
| Danielle Posts: 5331/6737 |
Throw some grub into the valley. It would make the pig go after it, and you'd be free to accelerate away from the messy situation.
But uh, your answer's pretty awesome too, Nick. |
| ziffhasnoaim/password Posts: 244/292 |
...Reason with the pig. For truly, if the flurry of bullets doesn't kill it it must truly be a god amongst swine. |
| Zer0wned Posts: 56/118 |
Originally posted by NSNick flying at ground level... =P You're not moving in relation to the ground under you, but you're still technically moving due to the earth's rotation, the helicopter is grounded, the pig is prancing around in a circle like a big sissy (a very big sissy at that) in front of you. Now although the situation isn't hostile, it's still dangerous because that's a big goddamned pig, and he's prancing up quite a storm. So you kindly ask either the guys in the firetruck to distract the pig with the hose whilst you drive by unscathed, or, request that the person in the helicopter airlift yourself and your vehicle past the piggy. |
| Radiation Posts: 92/119 |
Obviously, you climb out of your car, shimmy down to the front of it. Then you rip off your licence plate and chuck one of the sharp edges at the tire of the fire truck. Then you can rip off your rear fender and reach out in front of the car with it to lift up the giant pig and throw it into the blades of the helicopter. If that doesn't cause the helicopter to crash, at least the helicopter-pilot will be blinded by the fact that it's raining pig's blood. If it's still after you like some sort of maddening death-ground helicopter, you should have tire chains in your car somewhere, as a responsible driver. Take those out and swing them around the blades of the helicopter, then swing the helicopter around and throw it into the fire truck, which may or may not still be next to you. If for some reason the helicopter is still after you, dump a bunch of caltrops in the road and the helicopter will crash.
If you should ever need to turn, use your body weight to divert the direction the car's going. You should be able to do that. An easier solution would be to rip off your car door, jump onto the fire truck (both of you are going at the exact same speed for no reason), break the door open with the door, throw whoever's in there into your car, then just drive really really fast. Alternately, you could say "the correct answer" or something like that but that would be lame and uninteresting. |
| emcee Posts: 480/867 |
I think if I was ever in that situation, I would just wake up. |
| asdf Posts: 3041/4077 |
More answers...
It depends on the size of the car your driving. If you're driving a huge car, you could crush the helicopter without sustaining too much damage. If you're driving a small enough car, you could eliminate the pig yourself.  |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2810/5072 |
Rofl, nice answer. In a real situation I'd either...
-Slow down gradually, to force the chopper to lift off or slow down. -Scare the pig. -Just drive into the damn valley.  Nobody said it was a long way down or fenced off or anything.
Originally posted by ziffhasnoaim/password And then there's a giant dead pig in front of you and a high-speed helicopter behind you.  |
| Kingpin Posts: 563/709 |
Originally posted by NSNick Nice. |
| NSNick Posts: 1428/2228 |
Psst, the answer is in my previous post.... |
| Darkdata Posts: 380/983 |
You are driving in a car at a constant speed Well since you can't maintain constant speed in a car as you would shift logic says you can't be there? I dont really know |
| Coby Posts: 104/123 |
Just keep on driving, since the pig and the helicopter are both at your speed. Nothing will happen. |
| Kingpin Posts: 557/709 |
Here is my solution.
Stop pretending to be in this scenario. |
| NSNick Posts: 1427/2228 |
Correct answer?
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| Thoughtless Posts: 2045/2405 |
I would MacGyver it.
I would build a gun out of lint, gum and a penny and shoot the pig. (Bullets made out of light bulbs) Then make a jetpack from the chair, radio and steering wheel from the car and fly to safety. |
| Riku Posts: 1491/1823 |
Pigs are generally frightened easily around here, so you'd get too close for comfort for the pig, forcing into the valley.
But for added twist you can ram the firetruck and damage your car, thus losing speed and raming the helicopter with your car. And the helicopter spins and chops the pig in half with the top and explodes. And you're dead. |
| S.N.N. Posts: 1547/2028 |
Ask yourself "How the hell did this happen?" |
| Smallhacker Posts: 678/832 |
Pick up your graphing calculator and calculate how exactly to open a worm hole in the Space-Time continuum to a location 1 km ahead... Then build a machine that does that... Out of parts taken from your car's radio. |
| Omega Posts: 266/361 |
Jump out the car and fall on the fire engine...... |
| Alastor Posts: 6755/8204 |
Call in a fire at your end destination, forcing the fire truck to accelerate to get there, then go into the lane it was in and let the others pass. |
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