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RedFlameZero Posts: 190/276 |
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HyperHacker Posts: 2811/5072 |
I always thought when they offer me penis enlargement pills, that it'd be fun to just send back a picture of my penis with "NO THANKS" written on it... but it's all done by bots anyway, and they'd just send more spam. |
Doritokiller Posts: 303/369 |
You know, there should be a torture room for scammers. There is no such thing as cruel and unusual punishment when it comes to scammers. Rip off their limbs, stab their eyes, scalp 'em. True revenge. That might scare some scammers into turning over a new leaf.
You know what I do when I get an email from a scammer? I reply with the most weirdest things possible. Sure, they won't reply, but it feels so good to let it all out and get one-way vengeance. |
timdevril50755 Posts: 122/174 |
The scammers spend how much of their time forging the e-mail, and then use a yahoo email account... truly sad...
Similar to the chain mail I get that read "every person you email this to will give 5 cents to a donation fund to save a little baby girl!!!111" or "MSN will have to be paid for by September '06, here is an official email: (and the email has less than perfect grammar) And yes, I have hotmail, too lazy to get a real email account that I would actually use |
Zer0wned Posts: 47/118 |
Originally posted by HyperMackerel They intentionally mispell certain blocked words in order to get past spam filters. |
craig3410 Posts: 87/119 |
Hah! Think that's bad?
I get about 5-10 eBay/Paypal spams a week. Which is awfully freakin' strange considering I DON'T HAVE A PAYPAL OR EBAY ACCOUNT. |
HyperHacker Posts: 2783/5072 |
I get huge discounts on \/146R4 and HELTHDRUGS all the time. Whatever those are... |
Cynthia Posts: 3804/5814 |
Well, it's Mr. Mugabe from Rwanda wanting you to help him smuggle $7 million dollars out of the country instead of this, but yeah. These messages prey on naive suckers. |
Alastor Posts: 6697/8204 |
Obviously. I mean, who forgets about winning an African lottery? It'd take a Mario Brother to fall for something like that. |
Cynthia Posts: 3801/5814 |
Well, I guess using random African countries in the message wasn't working so they're trying to sound "legit" by using first world countries. |
witeasprinwow Posts: 353/613 |
Originally posted by Doritokiller Some of them must be. Someone has to be making money off it for people to still be trying it. This one isn't, though. ps. thanks for reposting exactly what I said |
Doritokiller Posts: 285/369 |
You'd think he'd try to get his own domain name or something. But no, scammers are never smart. |
witeasprinwow Posts: 352/613 |
The whole thing is ridiculous, but:
Originally posted by Generic Schoolgirl That is just icing on the cake. |
Cynthia Posts: 3795/5814 |
Oh, it could be true except they would have sent it to around 30,000,000 people instead.
Meaning everyone would win 10 pence. And the processing fees would cost you more than 10 pence. But hey, at least it's money, right? XD |
Sukasa Posts: 1425/2068 |
Interesting... What an idiot - he's known for that and he does it anyways . And for the google adsense... it gave me an ad for finding out the secrets to how the lucky lottery balls work. |
Doritokiller Posts: 284/369 |
Give them a I.D., so that way, when they try to get your stuff, they might recontact you. If they do, act like a 5 year old. Or better yet, an old and confused senior citizen.
I've gotten e-mails that have questionable stuff in the subject line. (A bunch of letters, etc.) Not to mention the infamous penis-enlargement email. |
Deleted User Posts: 1513/-7750 |
Sometimes, I do. People are funny this way. XD They think people are stupid enough to benefit themselves.
Sorry, scammers. We kinda don't trust you all. |
Sonicandfails Posts: 374/917 |
Yea, the guy who sent this apparently known for lottery fraud, but who gets tempting emails like this? |
Lunar MM Posts: 336/426 |
What the hell? |
Sonicandfails Posts: 373/917 |
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
BRITISH LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS: CUSTOMER SERVICE, ******************************************* 28 TANFIELD ROAD,CROYDON. LONDON ******************************************* Ref: KPC/9080118308/02/TCA Batch: 12/25/0034 WINNING NOTIFICATION We happily announce to you the draw of the British Lottery International programs held on the 25th of July, 2006 in London. Your e-mail addressattached to ticket number: (YOINK) with Serial number (YOINK) drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of BPS3,000,000.00 (THREE MILLION BRITISH POUND STERLING) in cash credited to file (YOINK). This is from a total cash prize of US #60,000,000.00(sixty million pounds) shared amongst the many lucky winners in this grand category "B". This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British Lottery. The estimated #60 Million Pounds jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in U.K. history. The biggest was the $363 Million jackpot that went to two winners in January 2004 drawing of The Big Game Mega Millions' predecessor. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your won prize would be transferred to your designated Bank account or sent as cashier cheque. Our approved agent will immediately commence on the processing of your claims, to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with them.Do therefore contact him with the the following information about yourself to your claims agent on email address: royalbritishlotto@yahoo.co.uk FULL NAME. SEX. AGE. ADDRESS. PHONE NUMBER. ACCOUNT NUMBER TO RECIVE THE MONEY OR OTHER MEANS YOU PREFER All participants were selected randomly from 'World Wide Web' site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 email addresses. This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you as required in this grand category "B". This is a part of our precautionary measures to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements. Please be warned. To file for your claim, kindly contact our fiduciary agent with the below details for processing of your claims and send the required information to him. ****************************************************************** Contact Person: Mr. David G.Bell E-mail: royalbritishlotto@yahoo.co.uk Foreign Services Manager, Payment Department, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM ****************************************************************** Note that all claims process and clearance procedures must be duly completed early to avoid impersonation arising to the issue of double claiming. To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent. Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program. Yours faithfully, Mr Guy L.Hommer Lottery Co-ordinator. ------ As if this isn't a fucking scam |