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Trapster Posts: 627/3604 |
Originally posted by Peardian What the hell? Something tells me that they were bored when they created these laws. "Holy Cow. North Carolina: "It's against the law to sing off key." I can understand that one. |
Apophis Posts: 87/734 |
Originally posted by Peardian I am DEFINITELY visiting my cousin when he moves to New York. |
Peardian Posts: 75/1757 |
Originally posted by mvent2 Talk about specific... This one's from Billings, Montana: "It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system." Here's a few from Excelsior Springs, Montana: "Hard objects may not be thrown by hand." "Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated." "Balls may not be thrown within the city limits." Here's one from Helena, Montana: "It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler" This is from South Dakota: "If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them." And one from North Dakota: "It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon." Holy Cow. North Carolina: "It's against the law to sing off key." Illinois: "The English language is not to be spoken." Wait, what?! Chicago: "Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire." Well duh... Arizona: "When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses." Oh gee, wait, Mr. Robber, just let me get a wooden plank with a nail through it, too... Tucson, Arizona: "Women may not wear pants." New York: "Citizens may not greet each other by 'putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers'." New York: "Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business." |
Zem Posts: 102/1097 |
I am still looking for some kind of confirmation that these are real. |
Trapster Posts: 526/3604 |
Not to mention that they refuse to talk with or even see you for quite a while. That probably goes for their whole family. |
mvent2 Posts: 10/76 |
Originally posted by Ran-chanHey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.Originally posted by [GGS That is the view held by a third person. If you call your own cousin hot and want to have sex with her...I won't continue. |
Trapster Posts: 516/3604 |
Originally posted by 182077607309.34Hey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.Originally posted by [GGS Thatīs true but it still not a reason to get lucky with them or marry them. |
Apophis Posts: 67/734 |
my sarcasm fails? |
Danielle Posts: 354/6737 |
Don't flame.
If that was sarcastic, then your sarcasm fails at life. Thank you. |
Apophis Posts: 66/734 |
Originally posted by 182077607309.34Originally posted by Ran-chanHey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.Originally posted by [GGS I think you missed the point, you sick fuck. |
182077607309.34 + Posts: 25/218 |
Originally posted by ApofisuI think it means that if you catch a fish with nothing but your body, then you have to catch it in your mouth .Originally posted by mvent2 Originally posted by Ran-chanHey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.Originally posted by [GGS |
Trapster Posts: 501/3604 |
Originally posted by [GGS No, really? Itīs sicker than sick. "Zomg! You rolled over on a dead fly in your sleep" That must be based on Buddhism. |
Cruel Justice Posts: 229/1637 |
Laws based on religeons tend to cause more killing than they are intended to. "Zomg! You rolled over on a dead fly in your sleep! Death penalty's a sure thing and you also get a one way ride to the flaming, fiery, bowels of hell!!!!" |
Imajin Posts: 3/273 |
Massachusetts has a whole lot of these dumb laws left over from Puritan times... |
Cruel Justice Posts: 226/1637 |
Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick. |
Trapster Posts: 482/3604 |
Originally posted by mvent2 Like theyīd be able to prevent it, anyway. Besides, I donīt bath that much. I just take showers. |
Apophis Posts: 61/734 |
Originally posted by mvent2 that sucks. if you can manage to get the hook in its anus, you deserve to keep it. |
mvent2 Posts: 9/76 |
These ones from Pennsylvania crack me up:
"It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors." "You may not sing in the bathtub." "Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk." "Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents." (wtf why the hell not) "You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth." (I would love to see that ) "You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium in Ridley Park during a performance." |
Danielle Posts: 325/6737 |
I thought it was illegal to walk on freeways and such. Maybe that's just a CA thing. And I'm not complaining.. tail lights |
Trapster Posts: 471/3604 |
I donīt want any lightbulbs up my ass.
To hell with that law. |
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