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Trapster
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Originally posted by Peardian

Tucson, Arizona: "Women may not wear pants."



What the hell?

Something tells me that they were bored when they created these laws.

"Holy Cow. North Carolina: "It's against the law to sing off key."

I can understand that one.
Apophis
Posts: 87/734
Originally posted by Peardian
New York: "Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business."



I am DEFINITELY visiting my cousin when he moves to New York.
Peardian
Posts: 75/1757
Originally posted by mvent2
"You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium in Ridley Park during a performance."

Talk about specific...

This one's from Billings, Montana: "It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system."

Here's a few from Excelsior Springs, Montana:

"Hard objects may not be thrown by hand."

"Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated."

"Balls may not be thrown within the city limits."

Here's one from Helena, Montana: "It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler"

This is from South Dakota: "If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them."

And one from North Dakota: "It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon."

Holy Cow. North Carolina: "It's against the law to sing off key."

Illinois: "The English language is not to be spoken." Wait, what?!

Chicago: "Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire." Well duh...

Arizona: "When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses." Oh gee, wait, Mr. Robber, just let me get a wooden plank with a nail through it, too...

Tucson, Arizona: "Women may not wear pants."

New York: "Citizens may not greet each other by 'putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers'."

New York: "Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business."
Zem
Posts: 102/1097
I am still looking for some kind of confirmation that these are real.
Trapster
Posts: 526/3604
Not to mention that they refuse to talk with or even see you for quite a while. That probably goes for their whole family.
mvent2
Posts: 10/76
Originally posted by Ran-chan
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick.


No, really? Itīs sicker than sick.
Hey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.


That is the view held by a third person. If you call your own cousin hot and want to have sex with her...I won't continue.
Trapster
Posts: 516/3604
Originally posted by 182077607309.34
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick.


No, really? Itīs sicker than sick.
Hey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.


Thatīs true but it still not a reason to get lucky with them or marry them.


Apophis
Posts: 67/734
my sarcasm fails?
Danielle
Posts: 354/6737
Don't flame.
If that was sarcastic, then your sarcasm fails at life.
Thank you.
Apophis
Posts: 66/734
Originally posted by 182077607309.34
Originally posted by Ran-chan
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick.


No, really? Itīs sicker than sick.
Hey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.


I think you missed the point, you sick fuck.
182077607309.34 +
Posts: 25/218
Originally posted by Apofisu
Originally posted by mvent2

"You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth." (I would love to see that )



that sucks. if you can manage to get the hook in its anus, you deserve to keep it.

…I think it means that if you catch a fish with nothing but your body, then you have to catch it in your mouth….
Originally posted by Ran-chan
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick.


No, really? Itīs sicker than sick.
Hey, some people have hot cousins/siblings/parents/etc.
Trapster
Posts: 501/3604
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick.


No, really? Itīs sicker than sick.

"Zomg! You rolled over on a dead fly in your sleep"

That must be based on Buddhism.
Cruel Justice
Posts: 229/1637
Laws based on religeons tend to cause more killing than they are intended to. "Zomg! You rolled over on a dead fly in your sleep! Death penalty's a sure thing and you also get a one way ride to the flaming, fiery, bowels of hell!!!!"
Imajin
Posts: 3/273
Massachusetts has a whole lot of these dumb laws left over from Puritan times...
Cruel Justice
Posts: 226/1637
Rumor has it that in Arkansas you can marry your relative. Is that true? Sounds sick.
Trapster
Posts: 482/3604
Originally posted by mvent2
These ones from Pennsylvania crack me up:

"You may not sing in the bathtub."



Like theyīd be able to prevent it, anyway.

Besides, I donīt bath that much. I just take showers.
Apophis
Posts: 61/734
Originally posted by mvent2

"You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth." (I would love to see that )



that sucks. if you can manage to get the hook in its anus, you deserve to keep it.
mvent2
Posts: 9/76
These ones from Pennsylvania crack me up:

"It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors."
"You may not sing in the bathtub."
"Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk."
"Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents."
(wtf why the hell not)
"You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth." (I would love to see that )
"You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium in Ridley Park during a performance."
Danielle
Posts: 325/6737
I thought it was illegal to walk on freeways and such. Maybe that's just a CA thing. And I'm not complaining.. tail lights
Trapster
Posts: 471/3604
I donīt want any lightbulbs up my ass.

To hell with that law.
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