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| HyperHacker Posts: 2734/5072 |
Originally posted by Rydain Shoulda stolen his wallet too.  |
| Rydain Posts: 509/633 |
Hell yeah. And now for a true tale of office stupidity.
At a certain company, there's a certain manager who is known for being an incompetent buffoon. We'll call him Clippy because he bugs people about pointless bullshit when they're trying to get work done, and when they need help, he's useless. At any rate, Clippy wanted to hire a database administrator. The head of the systems administration department gave the candidate a competency exam, which they failed miserably. Clippy managed to go over their head and get the candidate hired anyway. To make a long story short, the database admin rm -rf'ed the wrong terminal. Which BALEETED a production database, thereby causing the loss of half a day's worth of customer data. He ultimately got fired for not learning anything. |
| NSNick Posts: 1400/2228 |
Nice. |
| Rydain Posts: 506/633 |
Why my friend Josh will always be a hero in my book...
At a party that his frat was throwing, Josh noticed some asshat putting roofies in a girl's drink. Asshat was confronted, and he denied it. Josh made Asshat consume the drugged drink, and unsurprisingly, Asshat soon became unconscious. Josh and some of his frat brothers chucked Asshat out the first floor window into the yard, removed his pants and shoes and threw them over the telephone wires, wrote RAPIST on his forehead with Magic Marker, and just left him there. The end.  |
| emcee Posts: 473/867 |
Originally posted by HyperMackerel Oh, ok, I guess I did get it. |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2689/5072 |
Well then have fun.  |
| Doritokiller Posts: 255/369 |
Originally posted by HyperMackerel Very sure. So sure that I'll move to that very desert to prove it. |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2683/5072 |
Originally posted by Doritokiller You sure about that? |
| Doritokiller Posts: 252/369 |
Uhh.. No. It's ice. |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2675/5072 |
No, the idea is there used to be trees there, but he chopped them all down and now it's a desert.  |
| Twistermon Posts: 22/26 |
Well, that was some funny stories.
To poil the first story, the first lumberjack is trying to fool the other lumberjack about chopping in an desert (There are barely no trees in a desert, just sand). The picture with an ice-#Beep# was an funny surprise... No, wait! itīs a bottle. Sorry |
| HyperHacker Posts: 2667/5072 |
I was cooking lunch today and the plate cracked in half inside the oven.  |
| Rydain Posts: 501/633 |
Originally posted by ColinOnly one person did the hot dog challenge (which was to finish the package, and they failed). I have no idea if they cooked them or not, but I'm betting they didn't. As far as health hazards go, the mayo, Crisco, and hot sauce are probably about equal. They won't do any real damage to you, but they might make you barf (or at least be uncomfortable). The old standby of drinking a gallon of milk in an hour came up every now and then, but my friend never participated because he knew that it's generally not possible. Unless you have a ginormous stomach capacity, there's no way you can digest the milk quickly enough. |
| Doritokiller Posts: 236/369 |
A bottle filled with water. Frozen overnight. Water completely frozen. 3 hours of heat creates something I never would've guessed...
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| Kyoufu Kawa Posts: 952/1353 |
Originally posted by emceeI get it. Sucks. |
| emcee Posts: 470/867 |
Originally posted by Twistermon I don't get it. |
| Cynthia Posts: 3651/5814 |
Well did they at least bother to COOK the hot dogs? Dear god... 
Out of all those challenges, the mayo one sounds the least harmful to one's health. The LEAST, mind you. |
| Rydain Posts: 500/633 |
One of my friends used to work at a crappy grocery store called BiLo. Bored workers + no supervision + unlimited access to food = BiLo Challenges. The rewards were usually pretty meager (like maybe $5 for the winner), so these were mainly done for amusement. Some examples...
Eating an entire stick of butter-flavored Crisco. The guy who did this said that it looked the same when it came out the other end. Being the first to drink a bottle of hot sauce or eat a jar of mayo. Eating an entire club pack of hot dogs (around 36, as I recall). This ended with bright pink barf. Once they found some soup cans that had expired back in the '80s, but the soup was a gray congealed lump that nobody was dumb enough to eat. |
| Cruel Justice Posts: 1370/1637 |
I played hide and seek when I was 11. About 20+ people from the street were playing. There were 3 people who were hunting everyone down. My friend Trevor was a tall skinny guy (He was HUGE compared to me, 6 ft tall vs 4'11").
I was running from a few guys who got tagged, there was a dark area with a long flimsy pinetree. I thought I'd hide in between the wall of the house and the tree. Before I could reach the spot, Trevor jumped from 10 feet and scared the hell outta me! I screamed 5 times in a row before he pushed me to the ground. I just lied there quiet and he laughed his ass off. |
| cpubasic13 Posts: 627/1193 |
My brother one day decided to play a game of his for 6 hours all day. The game was Dead or Alive 2 (the Xbox version) and then he decided to try and beat me. I haven't touched the game in months which was when I last played with my brother. I thought he would beat me since last time I beat him and his friend by one round and he has played it a hell of a lot more than me.
10 rounds with him. I am the victor each time. He gets pissed and asks my dad to play. A little note about my dad: he can't play any game good unless its a racing game. My brother lost two rounds with him. XD What a waste of 6 hours. Apparently he doesn't get the concept of "varying moves" and "counter holds."
And yet, I don't play the game at all either... which makes it even funnier that a game he spends most of his time on and I can beat him within a minute of gametime. |
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