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HyperHacker Posts: 2402/5072 |
I was about one foot from being crapped on a while ago. Seagulls are annoying (I made the mistake of feeding them when I was younger ) but it's fun to run into a group of them and scare them off.
Originally posted by neotransotakuOriginally posted by Colingood point...although, one doesn't smell as bad as the other though...but it sucks the same Pfft, just brush your shoes on the nearest grass and keep on walking. |
Alastor Posts: 6030/8204 |
I am surprised at how many of you would advocate murder of a defenseless bird. |
Rom Manic Posts: 197/557 |
Give the fuckers pepto bismol, that should make em shut up. |
Shadic Posts: 204/528 |
I was hit when I was like 5, I was crawling around on the monkey bars, and it hit my hand.
I freaked out, (Let go and started waving my hand around) and then fell into, and then off of the monkey bars. I wiped it off, and never told anybody what made me fall. >.> |
neotransotaku Posts: 1404/1860 |
Originally posted by Colingood point...although, one doesn't smell as bad as the other though...but it sucks the same |
Cynthia Posts: 3247/5814 |
You step on dog crap, you have to wash your shoes.
You get hit by bird crap, you might need to wash your hair/jacket/clothes. More work. |
neotransotaku Posts: 1399/1860 |
i wonder what is worse, getting hit by bird poop or stepping on dog crap... |
Sukasa Posts: 961/2068 |
Never have been crapped on/known anyone who's been crapped on. I can imagine that it would suck big-time though. Anyways, just go to the local dump, and spread the poison around there |
Danielle Posts: 4688/6737 |
...That sucks.
My brother once got crapped on by a seagull, but he has a buzz cut, so it washed out very easily. My dad got crapped on too, at a baseball game, but he was wearing a hat. Darn. |
neotransotaku Posts: 1396/1860 |
however, to feel the alka seltzer to the seagull requires him to get close enough to one... although, maybe if he finds a carcass and puts crushed alka seltzer on the carcass, then maybe that will work |
Sweet Kassy Molassy Posts: 28/886 |
Yeah but seagulls tend to be tame and dumb. I think pegging them with a paintball would be no problem. However, I imagine getting away with firing your marker in public might be a bit more tricky.
And I'm tellin ya, feed them alka seltzer. That'd be a hell of a stomach ache. |
Trapster Posts: 3180/3604 |
Depends on how close you are to the seagull. And I believe that it´d be hard to hit seagulls with a paintball gun because the bullets don´t fly as long as regular bullets. |
KeiiChi Kun Posts: 60/190 |
Nah, paintball guns are the best, they don't kill but they damn well hurt. |
Trapster Posts: 3179/3604 |
Hm, you could always hope for them to fly into walls or something else and die that way.
My guess is that a drunk seagull would sound like: "Caaaaaaw Skreee Skreee-hickup!" |
Adamant Posts: 156/281 |
Originally posted by Trapster Never seen a drunk seagull, have you? They're hilarious. And I though seagulls LIKED salmon. |
Trapster Posts: 3178/3604 |
Say, do you usually have bad luck with stuff, Salmon? If you´re lucky, it won´t happen more than once.
"You should NEVER feed a seagull. Unless you're giving them bread dipped in something with a high alcohol content." Why not dipped in posion? I´d prefer to gun them down, though. |
LizardKing Posts: 331/511 |
Seagulls are annoying, I don't like them very much, though I have never had them dump their waste on me.
Once, a seagull actually stole a sandwich that was sitting on a plate right in front of my sister. I think this is because certain people like to feed seagulls.. You should NEVER feed a seagull. Unless you're giving them bread dipped in something with a high alcohol content. |
BMF54123 Posts: 440/876 |
Seagulls are the most annoying birds ever. We have a lot of them hanging around downtown just because this one restaurant is populated by idiots who insist on tossing french fries out their car windows.
I love hearing nothing but "CAAAAWWWWW SKREEEEE SKREEEEEE SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE" every time I eat there.... |
Salmon Posts: 135/221 |
I'm fairly sure Norwegian law states that you are not allowed to buy lottery tickets (or hand in bets of any sort) after either 18 or 20, to prevent drunk people from wasting their money at night (of course, thanks to the wonder that is slot machines, they may still waste it away, just not on the national lottery), so buying a lotto ticket just won't be possible at this time of night. Of course, the stores open in about an hour and a half, I can always go buy a ticket then...
Oh, and seagulls are quite popolous around these parts. It's a town in Northern Norway, y'know, it's basically founded on the fishing industry. Fish + people = lots of seagulls. Weirdest part is, though they're hated by many of the local community, some love them. Boiling seagull eggs and eating them together with a pint of Mack beer (the local beer) is a delicassy this part of the country is famous for. |
Sweet Kassy Molassy Posts: 23/886 |
Start feeding them all bits of alka-seltzer. |
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