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Vyper
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Originally posted by Detective Sion
Originally posted by Vyper
My dad got some Military CS Gas (aka Tear Gas) in Vegas after he got robbed by two guys.

He tells me he'll give me 50 bucks if he can shoot me in the face with it.

Go figure, I did it.

Not fun.

In other words, I just got done rinsing my eyes for 20 minutes under the cold tap, and my face is STILL on fire.

Please, flame me now.


idiot
I agree.

My father doesn't take his anger out on me. If you knew our personalities well, it's pretty typical. You can't get much more sarcastically evil than us.
Deleted User
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Nice farther by the way....
Sion
Posts: 513/639
Originally posted by Vyper
My dad got some Military CS Gas (aka Tear Gas) in Vegas after he got robbed by two guys.

He tells me he'll give me 50 bucks if he can shoot me in the face with it.

Go figure, I did it.

Not fun.

In other words, I just got done rinsing my eyes for 20 minutes under the cold tap, and my face is STILL on fire.

Please, flame me now.


idiot
Kanop
Posts: 26/36
LOL
o wait... i mean
awwwwww you poor poor thing
*snickers*
Cruel Justice
Posts: 1045/1637
Dude, you should've demanded more. Otherwise, ouch.
Why the hell would your dad need to take his anger out on you? Kinda reminds me of my father except my dad would've done it even if I said no.
Skydude
Posts: 2478/2607
I don't think it counts as self-defense if he sprays you on a verbal contract (legally binding sometimes) and then you go hunt him down later and spray him
Vyper
Posts: 258/575
Originally posted by Skydude
It may be legal to carry tear gas and/or mace, but I can assure you that it's illegal to use them as offensive, rather than defensive, weapons as you seem to be proposing
Not if he sprayed you first!
Skydude
Posts: 2451/2607
It may be legal to carry tear gas and/or mace, but I can assure you that it's illegal to use them as offensive, rather than defensive, weapons as you seem to be proposing
Jagori
Posts: 91/155
I haven't been tear gassed, but I have experienced a very weak shot of pepper spray.

I used to work at a store that sells dog spray and bear spray. One of the cans of dog spray I was handling wasn't properly assembled, and it let go a tiny spray as I was unpacking the box. The atomizer was wrapped in plastic at this point, so the spray itself didn't come in my direction, and it was such a small spray that I didn't even notice at the time. The pepper oil simply got on my hands, and I touched my face. I'm just glad that I scratched my cheek, instead of rubbing my eye or something.

I've got tough hands, so I didn't feel it there, but I remember thinking "smells like peppers..." and then my mouth, throat, and nose were burning and my eyes were watering. I wasn't incapacitated or anything, but like hell if I'd take an actual spray of the stuff for $50. Probably no less than $1000, and even then I'd have to think about it.
Vyper
Posts: 256/575
Originally posted by Skydude
Yeah, but my solution doesn't require you to purchase tear gas, or do anything illegal
No, it's 100% legal. In fact, it's recommended you carry tear gas/mace. Tell the cops what happened, chances are they'd laugh.
Skydude
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Yeah, but my solution doesn't require you to purchase tear gas, or do anything illegal
Vyper
Posts: 254/575
Originally posted by Skydude
That, or make sure it's a guy who you could beat up later if he doesn't pay.
No. Spray him back with tear gas, and make sure he doesn't have close access to water.
Skydude
Posts: 2429/2607
Well, some suggestions just don't go over very well.

And Gaz....that's why you make sure you get the money first. That, or make sure it's a guy who you could beat up later if he doesn't pay.
Vyper
Posts: 253/575
I really wouldn't recommend it, guys. The burning is horrible and it doesn't go away. It feels like your entire face/eyes is(are) on fire.
Deleted User
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Evidently, I'm stupider for saying a suggestion to acmlm's.
Gaz
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...

Chris, you rule, dude. Not even I would allow someone to tear gas me in the face form $50. Maybe for £50 (AKA Money I can actually USE), but not 50 bucks...

Then again, I once allowed a guy to kick me in the balls for a tenner. And he never gave me it, he just ran off laughing.
Deleted User
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I wouldn't pay you... that would be the fun of it.

As for what you said you'd do, I wouldn't, especially since I'm pretty well known among my school, and that would be a LOT of people...
Kyoufu Kawa
Posts: 755/1353
I remember daring this dumbass kid to smack himself in the underdeveloped squirreltreats with a full bottle o' coke.

I got me a 1.5 liter bottle and whacked myself, stopping mere millimeters away from my jewels, and pretended to wince a bit. He grabbed a full two liter bottle and WHAM!!

Too bad we never agreed on payment
Skydude
Posts: 2421/2607
What if your pants get hit by tear gas while they're in the oven?
Metal Man88
Posts: 149/701
Your teargas is nothing. I had a Doberman eat my entire face. All of it. Only blood and torn flesh was left, save for my eyes (they got lucky). It all healed up, though, no scars, and I didn't even go to the hospital. Even stranger, the dog developed leukemia and died a horrible, painful death.

Sometimes I wonder if I cause bad fortune to all which hurts me. .....In which case, whoever paid me money to hurt me would probably be in for all sorts of nasty things XD

But, seriously. Only things which attack me get me; I'm not paying for pain. That's just dumb, like you said.... unless...

You put your pants in the oven, set them on fire, put them on, then get hit by teargas.

*shot*
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