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neotransotaku
Posts: 1077/1860
4109 + 1615 + 1428 + 10,091 + 3256 + 868 = 21,367 spam messages across 6 accounts. Because I have so many, I stopped trying
Trapster
Posts: 2992/3604
Originally posted by HyperMackerel
So something being big automatically makes it sharp too?

All the spam I get is in Japanese.


And I barely get any spam. The few spam messages I get are no problems to remove, though.

Usually it´s sites that I´m registered at and don´t care about anymore.
Emptyeye
Posts: 504/869
I seem to recall one e-mail promising to increase my penis size by 587%. Yes, not 500 or 600, but 587.
Iori Yagami
Posts: 466/570
I keep getting weird crap. Mostly is about rugs, kitchen stuff, saunas... the coolest one I have gotten a couple of times was a private island rental. It sounded cool but no I would never jump into that junk mail though. Don't think I've ever gotten anything dealing with porn or stuff of that sort.
Alastor
Posts: 4556/8204
Originally posted by Colin
I don't know ... how to ... play the stock market...
^ v ^ ^ A.
Cynthia
Posts: 2318/5814
I get a lot of e-mails telling me to buy a certain stock. Now, I don't know if this stock exists, or how to even play the stock market... but that's supremely off the WTF scale.
Alastor
Posts: 4550/8204
Originally posted by Dei
Haha, I get these emails like every day. I read a couple and laugh. I barely get any other variations. Sometimes a couple stupid emails trying to sell my viagra and cool $1m watches. Of course, THE absolute best are lottery emails, like winning 100 million british pounds in some obscure lottery I didn't enter (lol Luigi's Mansion)
Obviously they think you were fed gullible soup as a child.
Doppelganger
Posts: 194/300
Haha, I get these emails like every day. I read a couple and laugh. I barely get any other variations. Sometimes a couple stupid emails trying to sell my viagra and cool $1m watches. Of course, THE absolute best are lottery emails, like winning 100 million british pounds in some obscure lottery I didn't enter (lol Luigi's Mansion)
fabio
Posts: 783/2415
The crap I usually get every day in my email inbox is IGN Games Newsletters and Itunes. Other than that, there is the crappy chain letters every once in a blue moon.
Riku
Posts: 875/1823
I don't read what I don't want.

I got a an email from ESpintheBottle. Asking for me to date a fat girl. *DELETED*

I blame myself for the porn emails.
Deleted User
Posts: 1031/-7750
I get "St0kkmarket kwotes". Every single day.
182077607309.34 +
Posts: 158/218
Originally posted by Dei
Yeah I didn't think you would read it all either. Kind of funny though.

Uh, I did read it all.<_< I don’t understand what it’s talking about anymore than I did before I read it, though.>_>

This reminds me, I should check my e-mail… two messages—both spam. Lets try actually read them this time….

From: Gwendolyn Manley <JjAlbert@askaussie.com>
To: Karynloftesness <karynloftesness@adelphia.net> [this isn’t me…]
Subject: may imprison thence
“Resort Clubs International

This tightly held company has rocketed-up in price on every
great news release. More spectacular news expected this week. [it is this week, isn’t it?]
All our members should get in on this one early before it blows up. [no, I think I’ll get in on it after it blows up]”

That’s the beginning of both e-mails. After that they have some identical text talking about some golf club or something, signed by different people in each e-mail, and then some random nonsense. Here’s the nonsense from the first message….

“earnestness one day or other My wonder is that you are not in earnest yourself
she had too I must have shown as much now in my face for her eyes were in a moment cast dow
and remember her face in its innocent loveliness again It haunted me when I got home
and jungle fevers and agues and every kind of thing you can mention As to his liver
Pleasantly I hope aunt said I Hes as like her Allred said my aunt emphatically hes
and refolding the letter it would be insupportable to me to think of
my blue abreact But I shall confide in you just the same Rogelio I can never
his weight in gold Did you ever breed any chadwick assassines yourself sir”

And the second….

From: Josue Mcleod <IcoverWilkinson@beachvillage.net>
To: Jmfitz <jmfitz@adelphia.net> [still not me…]
Subject: Away taverna secede
“my catcall Mr Shaw everything was done for the kindest and best upbring
Here among pillows enough for six I soon fell asleep in a blissful condition
very busy pouring out of a number of those vessels into one like a chemist and druggist
plenty of money in my pocket and to look out for the places where I had slept on
Mr Mcneill for a moment looked a little disappointed until the honour and dignity of
no sort of dorg Orses and dorgs is some mens fancy Theyre wittles and drink to me
Shooting sir said the coachman He knew as well as I did that it was just as likely
enervate said my aunt would have been as natural and gladiator a girl as ever breath”

I think my nonsense makes less than yours.
HyperHacker
Posts: 1757/5072
So something being big automatically makes it sharp too?

All the spam I get is in Japanese.
Skydude
Posts: 2225/2607
I have an email sitting in my inbox about selling Chinese golf tees. Just a bit odd.

The funniest spam I ever got, though, was...(spoilered for possibly offensive)

Spoiler:
CHOP DOWN TREES WITH YOUR GIGANTIC COCK


Yes, because I would really want to do that.
Alastor
Posts: 4541/8204
Wow.

That's quite an amalgam.
Doppelganger
Posts: 193/300
Seriously, they put a smile on my face every morning when I check my email (Although no one bothers to email me other than the prime minister of isra- I mean game site notifications.)

What's on the plate this morning? Why, quite an interesting email, with a long title, an image of a single valium pill, and below that, a funny nonsense block of text.


Title: Yet a study commissioned by the AACAP in 2003 found there was, on average, only one child psychiatrist for every 15,000 youths under 18 -- in theory, producing a burdensome caseload of 750 seriously disturbed children per doctor. West Virginia had 1.3

Message: "Peru can't go down into the abyss with Humala," said Flores, who favors close ties with the United States.The couple was trapped in a classroom for more than an hour, until anti-riot police could shield them and bring them out. Meanwhile, they were pelted with fruit, shoes and stones.Humala is the latest in a line of self-style champions of the poor who have come to power recently in South America. He opposes trade globalization and called for a review of Peru's contracts with overseas companies, particularly the multinational mining companies digging for Peru's natural resources.IBM is not the first to seek to integrate encryption into a computer's central processing functions. Intel Corp.'s upcoming "LaGrande" technology essentially does that, though it requires interaction with a separate chip, known as a trusted platform module.Bruce Schneier, founder of Counterpane Internet Security Inc., said more fully integrating encryption and processing would likely improve a machine's performance. But he said it was "just stupid" to claim that hackers would otherwise target the transmission between a computer processor and a separate encryption engine.They also called Ollanta an assassin, apparently referring to allegations that Humala committed human rights abuses in 1992 when he commanded a counterinsurgency base in Peru's eastern jungle. He denies any wrongdoing.

They also called Ollanta an assassin, apparently referring to allegations that Humala committed human rights abuses in 1992 when he commanded a counterinsurgency base in Peru's eastern jungle. He denies any wrongdoing.In Birmingham, Alabama, demonstrators marched along the same streets where civil rights activists clashed with police during the 1960s and rallied at a park where a statue of Martin Luther King Jr. stands as a reminder of the fight for equal rights and the violence that once plagued the city.Wyoming is down to two child psychiatrists; another left last year. In Augusta, Georgia, Dr. Sarah Sexton tells would-be new patients she might be able to see them in July. Elsewhere, doctors take no new patients at all.


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Yeah I didn't think you would read it all either. Kind of funny though.
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