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| Sin Dogan Posts: 585/861 |
After many listless days of ink and paper...
Ah, there we go... Happenstance...AWAY! Now let's hope me don't combustible. BUT THAT'S THE PLAN! 
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| Vyper Posts: 193/575 |
You can't win, Agent Happenstance. My beef bretheren will destroy you before you ever get close to the sun! Mwuahahahahahahaha! |
| Boom.dk Posts: 141/356 |
The pigeons won't last! Your next clue lies within the core! |
| Sin Dogan Posts: 581/861 |
No, but they really don't. Ignorance is death. You fail. 
Slacky McSlackypants is on this assignment?
Pigeon drops to the ground in mid flight, distressed. I must rewrite all laws of physics to accomodate this travel to the sun. Impossible otherwise. Newton's got nothin' on me. |
| Vyper Posts: 187/575 |
You forget, silly girl; the hindus worship "the ones of which we do not speak," and they have a stronghold deep in the Himalayan Mountains, where millions of "the ones of which we do not speak" are waiting for the right moment. When the aliens are finished, they shall attack!
Your planet shall fall to the power of the almighty beef! |
| Snow Tomato Posts: 684/798 |
don't be silly the president is dead! I'd expect you to know that. It's in the details of the mission objectives! Jesus christ you've been slacking lately!!!
Agent Slacky McSlackypants! |
| Sin Dogan Posts: 579/861 |
'Coo' goes the pigeon.
If we change the last 'o' to a 'w'... 
Get the president on the phone right now. I'm onto something here. Butter Butter Butter joins the bowl... |
| Snow Tomato Posts: 681/798 |
We do not speak the word "cow" in any way shape or form on the planet earth anymore. They have not been forgiven for the turmoil they caused us in the year 2060 A.D. in the rebel cow insurrection. They had cats who shot lazers out of their mouthes attempt to kill the world leaders.. hired hands. Mercenaries, you know the type. They were almost successful to... until an tornado came and ruined their home base in Nebraska. So, long story short, "cows" will be referred to as "the ones of which we do not speak". |
| Sin Dogan Posts: 578/861 |
Originally posted by HyperMackerel I'll take this one. I LOVE AVIARIES. Magical Pigeon tugging power. Fly up to the sun off the ramp. Nice runway. |
| Vyper Posts: 185/575 |
Too bad, then, that Ken has an insatiable appetite for cheese. Upon eating our moon, the tides of our planet fell an amazing 20 feet, causing global chaos. It is only a matter of time before the cows rule us all. |
| Skydude Posts: 2215/2607 |
The irony of it all, of course, was that the bomb was itself the prize which was sought after by the alien menace, who would only later realize their folly in ignoring it.
This would later lead to the uprising of the citizens on their home planet, and the ultimate ousting of Xanophobialisicthia in favor of a man known simply as "Ken" |
| Vyper Posts: 178/575 |
HA HA HA! Your bomb means nothing now! My alien friends shall now commense in robbing your planet of all chicken poop. Ruler Xanophobialisicthia will be very pleased! |
| HyperHacker Posts: 1743/5072 |
The pigeon has left the silo. |
| Kattwah Posts: 1673/3349 |
I have... yet another message...
The walls... they not only have eyes...  |
| Sin Dogan Posts: 571/861 |
Great now I have AIDS. Wait, but there is a large man puking this substance out. TUBERCULOSIS?! |
| Skydude Posts: 2192/2607 |
It is indeed a river. A river of blood, flowing from the wounds of the enemies you have slain.
FEEL THEIR SORROW!  |
| Sin Dogan Posts: 570/861 |
PLASTIC BAG SUIT ENGAGE!
Great, now I'll get crotch rot. Why swimming against a current...? BUT THIS IS NO RIVER! |
| cpubasic13 Posts: 377/1193 |
Water disarm a bomb?
Oh... my... THE WATER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH SOMETHING! |
| Snow Tomato Posts: 679/798 |
FLYING OFF THE DOCKS!?!! NO!!!!! AGENT HAPPENSTANCE!!!! NOOO!!!
I can't let you fall into the clutches of the bay again. His evil plans will douse your clothes in wetness! It'll DISARM THE BOMB! |
| Sin Dogan Posts: 569/861 |
Lip-smacking chicken fingers and BBQ sauce...
UNDERSTOOD! Modes of transpertayshen... ...hoverboard, marty mcfly style...? FLYING OFF THE DOCKS! Oops, missed you.  |
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