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| neotransotaku Posts: 1020/1860 |
"I need gopher-chucks" |
| cpubasic13 Posts: 328/1193 |
(GTA: VC radio station stuff is always great!)
The degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including Defender of the Faith where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square, Monkey's Paradise where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey, and Penatrator where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square. |
| asdf Posts: 1924/4077 |
Dios mio! You shot him! There-there-there's blood, and-and pubic hair all over the studio! Ladies and gentlemen, it is complete pandemonium here on Pressing Issues with me, the multi-award winning and soon to be executed Maurice Chavez. Barry, are you okay? Are you alive?
(maybe I'll post the full script for that later) |
| Theprankster157 Posts: 35/64 |
Dennis - I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Arthur - Yes. Dennis - ... But all the decision of that officer ... Arthur - Yes, I see. Dennis - ... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs. Arthur - Be quiet! Dennis - ... but a two-thirds majority ... Arthur - Be quiet! I order you to shut up. Old Woman - Order, eh -- who does he think he is? Arthur - I am your king! Old Woman - Well, I didn't vote for you. Arthur - You don't vote for kings. Old Woman - Well, how did you become king, then? Arthur - The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ...That is why I am your king! Old Woman - Is Frank in? He'd be able to deal with this one. Dennis - Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Arthur - Be quiet! Dennis - You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Arthur - Shut up! Dennis - I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! Arthur - (Grabbing him by the collar) Shut up, will you. Shut up! Dennis - Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system. Arthur - Shut up! Dennis - Come and see the violence inherent in the system.help, help, I'm being repressed! |
| Danielle Posts: 2936/6737 |
"If I were 40 years younger... you would have been my #1 girl."
"...Well I'm flattered." |
| Theprankster157 Posts: 34/64 |
"No really! She was carving her initals on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink""
"We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked" "Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty..." "We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked." ".....Moose Trained by tutte hermsgervordenbrotborda Lighting Cameraman terry bedford Special Moose Effects olaf prot Moose Costumes siggi churchill Designer roy smith Moose Choreographed by horst prot III Miss Taylor's Mooses by hengst douglas-home Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by jurgen wigg Editor john hackney Mooses' noses wiped by bjorn irke storm-slater walker" "Large moose on the left half side of the screen in the third scene from the end,given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level" "The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been backed, with it to be known that they have just been sacked" |
| neotransotaku Posts: 1018/1860 |
That's his stomach plug, on the ground, back there. |
| NSNick Posts: 847/2228 |
No time for love, Dr. Jones! |
| asdf Posts: 1912/4077 |
Sicilian style "Sausage meat a la Casa" is in the van waiting to be delivered back to Casa's own deli. |
| Alastor Posts: 3824/8204 |
You grab the axe, which promptly disappears. Lucky for you you already defeated the Grue King, or the area behind you would have collapsed into lava for some reason. You briefly consider walking in to the next room, but the princess is probably in another castle anyway. |
| cpubasic13 Posts: 322/1193 |
A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife After Dark. Rated R for Retarded. |
| asdf Posts: 1911/4077 |
Hey you! How about lending me your clothes? No dice? What a drag. |
| Theprankster157 Posts: 32/64 |
"Thank you Mario for saving me, But I'm not the princess. Hahahaha. Just kidding!" |
| Emptyeye Posts: 453/869 |
Let's DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! |
| Skreename Posts: 144/1427 |
I knew I should've stayed in bed this morning... |
| Valcion Posts: 276/585 |
Film at 11. |
| Tatrion Posts: 1252/2467 |
It was there that I was attacked by a life form I had never encountered before... |
| Kattwah Posts: 1535/3349 |
You have created a time paradox...  |
| Alastor Posts: 3813/8204 |
Originally posted by ClockworkzNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Clockworkz Posts: 622/984 |
The last Metroid is in captivity.
The galaxy is at peace. |
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