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Trapster Posts: 2865/3604 |
Originally posted by cpubasic13 That reminds me of when I used to send food flying when I was in 2nd-3rd grade in school. Good times. |
Jeshua Posts: 6/57 |
Spork. I even thought it over so much.. you just HAVE to go with spork.
Seriously. They even use them in CARTOONS.. ...AS WEAPONS. Sporks are just that awesome. They tend to get them stuck in peoples EYES in cartoons. Spork-- Spoon for gravy, stabby for stabby needing things, eye removal tool. It just.. wins. |
cpubasic13 Posts: 302/1193 |
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Where the hell is the toaster/microwave? Those things are awesome! They can make toast AND they microwave! But due to the choices, I'll say spork, if for the fact that they make great catapults. |
Squash Monster Posts: 159/296 |
Spoons suck.
You never need a spoon. A fork will always serve you better. If you claim that you need a spoon for soup, then you eat soup wrong. You eat soup with your face. And if you claim that you need a spoon for cereal, then you are missing out -- cereal is best eaten with a fork. If you claim you need a spoon for salad, you are just plain wrong. A knife is occasionally useful, unlike the spoon. Thus, if you were going to make a hybrid of any two of the three, it would have to be a fork and knife. Knirks all the way, man. |
The Red Snifit Posts: 110/739 |
Sporks all the way! They serve a better purpose than the others... aMost things are eaten by a spoon or a fork, so make it into one and you acn eat most of it all! |
RT-55J Posts: 45/109 |
Spoon + Knife + Fork = ???
Snoorf? Knorn? Fiefoon? Spniork? Sporfe? |
Skydude Posts: 1136/2607 |
Somehow, I don't think a Knoon would get us the same place as microprocessors have.
If it did, however...wow. That'd be one awesome utensil. |
Alastor Posts: 3642/8204 |
Originally posted by AnyaImagine, if you will... "Microprocessors? What the hell are those? Vacuum tubes aren't very efficient, sure, but we need to make them efficient, not go into totally foreign territory." |
Sion Posts: 462/639 |
I use a spatula duck taped to a ladle |
insectduel Posts: 494/768 |
A spork. Used it to eat my breakfast and my lunch. That's was so cool. |
Anya Posts: 573/1176 |
Spork.
For starters, I've never even heard of the other items in this poll; and that means that the spork is above all them in so many ways I can't even get into right now. |
Trapster Posts: 2833/3604 |
Spork. Because it sounds like "Bork Bork Bork!".
Foon just sounds plain funny. |
Cruel Justice Posts: 814/1637 |
A Spife of course! When you put it in your mouth red syrup comes out! |
NSNick Posts: 756/2228 |
Because that's not a hybrid utensil. It's a hybrid awesome. |
Alastor Posts: 3615/8204 |
Why the hell is there no scimitar/flamethrower? |
fabio Posts: 644/2415 |
Sporks
Because it's the only hybrid utensil I'm familiar with. Sporks are very common in my school unlike the other hybrid utensils listed in the poll. |
Snow Tomato Posts: 568/798 |
Not to be original or anything... but yeah, sporks own.
I've always wanted to own a metal spork. |
Danielle Posts: 2587/6737 |
Yeah, I've never heard of or seen any of those other than spork.
So, uh, spork! |
Tatrion Posts: 1140/2467 |
Totally spork. I even have my (really) old avatar of a broken spork still on my computer-
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Skydude Posts: 1082/2607 |
I suppose a knife/spoon and knife/fork wouldn't really be too bad. If you've ever used a grapefruit spoon, that's effectively a combination of a knife and a spoon (have YOU played knifey-spoony before?). As for the knife/fork, I tend to cut things with the side of my fork when possible (like potatoes) so I guess a bit sharper edge might not be too bad.
You just need to make sure it's not too sharp or you might cut yourself with it when you're eating. |
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