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Skydude
Posts: 2373/2607
While Acmlm was using FTP access, Xk shut off access to anyone but him, so Milly ended up just taking a seat again and waiting while Xk fixed it.

Are they the only ones with access?
Alastor
Posts: 4664/8204
I may be ridiculawesome, but I do not have FTP access.
Thoughtless
Posts: 1463/2405
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
Unsurprising.

I really have to wonder why so many people flocked to me, specifically, though.


Because your network of fanboys has grown.

I told you to stop encouraging them.
Alastor
Posts: 4662/8204
Unsurprising.

I really have to wonder why so many people flocked to me, specifically, though.
Skydude
Posts: 2368/2607
Meanwhile I did something useful and contacted Xk and Acmlm, both of whom looked into it quickly.
Alastor
Posts: 4654/8204
Originally posted by KATW
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
It's not funny, but it's true. Katw talked me into writing it. Blame him.
Hey... I made a suggestion. I never talked you into anything

...



LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

And why cant you capitalize KATW?
Why can't you see that S and I are two different keys?
Kattwah
Posts: 1729/3349
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
It's not funny, but it's true. Katw talked me into writing it. Blame him.
Hey... I made a suggestion. I never talked you into anything

...



LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

And why cant you capitalize KATW?
Thoughtless
Posts: 1459/2405
Thankfully.

I wasn't one of the people who flocked to Kyouji, for one reason or another.

I was, however, compelled to simply say 'What did you do to the board?'
Alastor
Posts: 4647/8204
It's not funny, but it's true. Katw talked me into writing it. Blame him.

Kattwah
Posts: 1720/3349
Originally posted by NSNick
Your mom is a jar!
And for that we have the comeback of...

"But I have two dads..."
NSNick
Posts: 998/2228
Your mom is a jar!
Alastor
Posts: 4641/8204
Rather than explain that, I'll just post the log. I had way too much fun talking to him.

Kyouji Craw: You missed a lot of fantastically stupid things on the board.
Glyph Phoenix signed off at 7:00:45 PM.
Glyph Phoenix signed on at 8:09:58 PM.
Kyouji Craw: How was Dark Mausoleum too difficult?
Kyouji Craw: The spike part was much easier than most of the earlier parts...
Glyph Phoenix: Uh. No.
Glyph Phoenix: It was. Much harder.
Kyouji Craw: Dude, I just. I just played it, just now. I even made a video of it.
Glyph Phoenix: I couldn't keep Mario from sliding right into the spikes.
Glyph Phoenix: Even touching them from the sides hurts.
Glyph Phoenix: And, since I have to do some jumping around with the P Block, I couldn't just take one hit and use flashing status to run the rest of the level.
Kyouji Craw: Except that you don't have to hold the p-switch at any point.
Kyouji Craw wants to send file C:\Program Files\Emulation\Mario's_Return.zmv.
Glyph Phoenix: I have to internet that thing to an E disk upstairs so I can open Mario's Return and run it. I don't want to do that at all.
Glyph Phoenix: I can't run it here since this ain't my computer.
Glyph Phoenix: I'll just assume you zoomed through the level with great flourish.
Kyouji Craw: There's more than enough time to hit the p-switch, jump to the dragon coin, jump back, and clear the spikes.
Kyouji Craw: Not a lot more than enough time, but.
Glyph Phoenix: Feck, what I meant was I had to do some jumping around BECAUSE of the P-block and that wall of brown blocks.
Glyph Phoenix: Maybe I kept going back for that damned coin.
Glyph Phoenix: Gah.
Kyouji Craw: In general the trick in that area is to duck and jump.
Glyph Phoenix: Never tried ducking and jumping, because. Well, there's no ceiling.
Glyph Phoenix: Oh, feck. Feck.
Glyph Phoenix: You get better traction when you duck-jump, don't you?
Glyph Phoenix: Feck.
Glyph Phoenix: That's.
Glyph Phoenix: Is that what happens?
Kyouji Craw: Uh. There IS a ceiling, and duck jumping keeps you from smacking against it.
Kyouji Craw: But ducking does provide good traction.
Glyph Phoenix: Gah.
Glyph Phoenix: SMW is now on my death list.
Kyouji Craw: Except how.
Kyouji Craw: Except how it doesn't.
Kyouji Craw: At all.
Glyph Phoenix: I don't know.
Kyouji Craw: It provides the exact same traction.
Kyouji Craw: Except you're sliding, not running.
Kyouji Craw: If it's that much of a deal, you could just. Stop by. Holding the other direction. I tend to do that.
Glyph Phoenix: I tried that. I tended to run right into the other patch of spikes that way.
Kyouji Craw: Ha ha.
Kyouji Craw: Kay.
Kyouji Craw: I'll add more spikes then. It'll be funny.
Glyph Phoenix: *guts you like a fish*
Glyph Phoenix: Huh, no heart. Should have expected.
Glyph Phoenix: You monster.
Kyouji Craw: *fishes you like a gut*
Kyouji Craw: There's a reason I'm immune to heart disease
Kyouji Craw: A genetic predisposition against all disease.
Kyouji Craw: ... Because I'm missing most of the organs that they infect.
Glyph Phoenix: I have that too. Isn't it great?
Glyph Phoenix: You know, for being bored the other day there sure weren't any comics about what you think.
Kyouji Craw: That's because, though interesting things happened, they weren't particularly funny or worth writing about.
Kyouji Craw: I could shoot someone, but that got old.
Kyouji Craw: I need to find an unexpected way to kill someone.
Glyph Phoenix: You obviously just aren't coming up with inventive and interesting ways to shoot people, that's all.
Glyph Phoenix: That BANG, that was priceless.
Kyouji Craw: Maybe I should draw something. Haven't done that in awhile.
Glyph Phoenix: A gun!
Glyph Phoenix: And fire it!
Glyph Phoenix: Into somebody's!
Glyph Phoenix: Head!
Glyph Phoenix: No, that's no good.
Kyouji Craw: He could shoot the wrong way and then something about a foot.
Kyouji Craw: But not really. That's stupid.
Glyph Phoenix: I don't know. Let's find out.
Glyph Phoenix: *shoots you in foot*
Kyouji Craw: I could introduce a new character named Ninja Ned which is just Pirate Isaac but he looks different.
Glyph Phoenix:
Glyph Phoenix: Aren't all your characters just Kyouji or Alastor but who look different?
Kyouji Craw: The children.
Kyouji Craw: Satan.
Kyouji Craw: Jesus.
Kyouji Craw: Pirate Isaac.
Glyph Phoenix:
Kyouji Craw: Random people who call for tech support.
Kyouji Craw: the manager
Kyouji Craw: The ninja.
Glyph Phoenix: Well, the important thing is, Alastor is Kyouji who looks different.
Glyph Phoenix: And the ninja could be. You don't know that.
Kyouji Craw: The pac-ghost.
Kyouji Craw: Do you still have that image of you that I drew?
Kyouji Craw: I want to murder you in comic.
Glyph Phoenix: All you know is that he is a ninja and his worst enemy is Inky, Blinky, Pinky, or Clyde.
Glyph Phoenix: And too bad. I don't have anything resembling a sprite ever.
Glyph Phoenix: No way, no how.
Glyph Phoenix: no stick figure.
Glyph Phoenix: No nothin'.
Kyouji Craw: Okay.
Glyph Phoenix: I am safe.
Glyph Phoenix: You can't kill what you can't draw.
Glyph Phoenix: In a picture.
Glyph Phoenix: 'cause if you can't draw it... well...
Kyouji Craw: I can draw a comic with Ninja Ned who is the ninja from #2 and #9. He makes a subtle reference to Clyde at the end, and also Kyouji attempts to shoot him but fails.
Glyph Phoenix: Clyde or Sue?
Kyouji Craw: There will also be dialog, which may or may not suck.
Kyouji Craw: I'm imagining it in my head now.
Glyph Phoenix: I'll go with suck, final answer. Not suck was a close second, though.
Kyouji Craw: It does, indeed, suck.
Glyph Phoenix: And I win the million!
Kyouji Craw: Actually anyone could' ve guessed that. You only would've won the million if you guessed not suck and it ended up right. You only win the ten thousand.
Glyph Phoenix: Oh, well. I can still buy a boat. Or. A gun.
Glyph Phoenix: Which I could use to shoot you in the head.
Glyph Phoenix: Then again, I'm 100% sure that you don't have a brain, so it'd kinda be a waste. But it's really the artistic statement of shooting you that makes it work. You know that. That's your comic's entire foundation. That and stick figures.
Kyouji Craw: And I'm nine hundred and ninety nine point a hundred permille sure your face is a jar.
Glyph Phoenix: It might be. I haven't looked in a mirror in a while.
Glyph Phoenix: Oh, it is. Allow me to close it.
Kyouji Craw: Well.
Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7ep0.png
Glyph Phoenix: Did you know the rest of the multiverse sees the Earth as a loveable pariah?
Glyph Phoenix: It's like a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book. It's morbid yet utterly fascinating.
Glyph Phoenix: Of course, you wouldn't want to live there.
Glyph Phoenix: You bastard.
Glyph Phoenix: That comic is entirely your idea.
Glyph Phoenix: You have things randomly placed everywhere.
Glyph Phoenix: And.
Glyph Phoenix: Did I mention that you're a bastard?
Glyph Phoenix: Can you make that comic except without the suck?
Glyph Phoenix: Basically, that comic except entirely different?
Kyouji Craw: Stylish Alastor: Glyph Phoenix: Can you make that comic except without the suck?
Glyph Phoenix: Basically, that comic except entirely different?
Stylish Alastor: I try to tell him it's physically impossible to have that concept not suck but he won't listen
Glyph Phoenix: That's the point. I told you to make it entirely different.
Kyouji Craw: Stylish Alastor: I don't know why he insists on sticking so close to his original vision
Glyph Phoenix: You monster.
Glyph Phoenix: I will find a way to kill you dead. And die you will.
Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7jol.png
Kyouji Craw: The ending is slightly different.
Glyph Phoenix: I said entirely different.
Glyph Phoenix: Were you listening at all?
Glyph Phoenix: Were you
Kyouji Craw: Fine
Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7kar.png
Glyph Phoenix: http://board.acmlm.org/thread.php?id=3511&page=8#96378
Glyphodon
Posts: 177/536
You all think he's so great, but he's not. Would you like to see his latest work? Would you?



Where's your messiah now?
Alastor
Posts: 4517/8204
Originally posted by Skydude
I think #21 would've been better if after "Then I killed him" he said something along the lines of "and you know what, it did taste pretty good."
That. Is a good idea. Sorta.

I should've done something like that, but not that, because that needs to be tweaked.
Thoughtless
Posts: 1394/2405
stylishalastor: (*sends comic*)
ThoughtlessMind0: I think....it may be the best one yet.

I stand by those words.

I am thankful that no guns were mentioned nor did Professor Logic make a random appearance for no reason at all.
Skydude
Posts: 2175/2607
I think #21 would've been better if after "Then I killed him" he said something along the lines of "and you know what, it did taste pretty good."
Simon Belmont
Posts: 56/1773
The Rabid Chicken Wins.
Valcion
Posts: 368/585
It appears i must post this again.



KEEP UP THE AWESOME, KYOUJI.
Alastor
Posts: 4495/8204
Originally posted by Detective Sion
I hate them all.
Yes, but you're Sion
Peardian
Posts: 697/1757
Originally posted by kid
Mr. Alastor, I can't remember how to make my heart go and now I feel fuzzy.

That's some strong stuff...
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