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Trapster
Posts: 2792/3604
Unborn babies too? I think that sounds way more sick than to eat penises.

Some countries have weird food cultures.
Cruel Justice
Posts: 797/1637
I heard of eating unborn babies and bugs in China, but penises!? I'm not entirely surprised that China would do this... yeccck!
Trapster
Posts: 2788/3604
*Checks the link*

Okay, I kinda suspected that it was something like this. I knew there were resturants that server ox scrotum or something like that but I didn´t think they´d go this far.

I just MIGHT take a wee bit out of one if someone pays me $10,000,000 for it.
Schweiz oder etwas
Posts: 823/2046
I'm actually torn on this one... I mean, on the one hand if I've already eaten it, then there's not much I can do about it, after finding out I've eaten it after the fact, and such.

But on the other hand, I'm also surprised nobody's asked if this would make you gay or not. It seems kinda like the opposite, to me...
Cynthia
Posts: 1881/5814
I would probably end up eating it if I *didn't* know what it was.

The second I did... mass coughing/gagging/vomiting/purging would follow. Tons of it. Seriously.
Sabishii
Posts: 21/60
Not saying I'd like to try it, but it's just meat. I'm sure something in each of our diets looks peculiar elsewhere in the world.

The true question, I think, is if they meant to use innuendo as an advantage in titles like "Dragon Caught in the Flame of Passion".

Also, I must say that the descriptions certainly don't sound appetizing. Terms like "stringy" should only be used to describe cheese on pizzas
LizardKing
Posts: 211/511
Originally posted by Thoughtless
Shark meat > Penis of any kind

Even if the shark meat is raw.


And has been laid in the sand to rot? (Which is basically what they're doing with it..) Tough choice, I'd say.
Riku
Posts: 750/1823

I hope they learned their lesson.
Thoughtless
Posts: 999/2405
Originally posted by Trapster
That's it. I won't check that link when I'm at home.

Besides, I ate breakfast not that long ago.


But......if you are not going to read the article.

What was the point of posting in this thread in the first place?


Cumulonimbus Virvel: Shark meat > Penis of any kind

Even if the shark meat is raw.
Coby
Posts: 59/123
That's why Chinese people suck dick.
Seriously, the people who come up with this shit need to be shot. Now.
starman_reborn
Posts: 16/16
Eating an animal penis would be a funny, vomit-filled episode of wildboyz. That show is funny.But anyone who feels the need to eat a penis has to be a crazy bastard or not.maybe i'm just colse-minded.
LizardKing
Posts: 210/511
Originally posted by Thoughtless
You don't even want to know what Iceland will serve.


I've heard they eat raw shark meat. They dig a hole in the sand, put the shark meat down in the hole, dig over it, and wait for a certain amount of days, or months (I don't remember how long), before they dig it up, and eat it as a snack.

This is a fact, though, now that I think about, I'm not so sure if it was Iceland, or somewhere else, where they usually did this.

Well, yeah, it seems as I was correct, after checking with wikipedia. Iceland: Icelandic Cuisine

And I'm sure that if the penis meal thing were to be the next big fastfood thing, it would come to Iceland to. Iceland's not a country in Africa, kthx.
Kirk Bradford Myers
Posts: 52/89
On a long bun, with cheese, mustard, and chili, like a hot dog. The only way to eat penis. Mmm Mmm good! What a hit they would be at the baseball game. I can see the commercials for them now. "Ball Park Dicks. They plump when you cook 'em!"

Which reminds me of a joke I've heard...

This guy walks into a restaurant in Spain, and seeing as he's on travel for a business venture, he doesn't understand a word of Spanish and cannot read the menu. He looks over at the next guy's plate, and he's eating this huge fried bull penis. He thinks it looks interesting, and tells the waiter he would like to try that. The waiter informs him that he can only order in advance for Tuesdays and Fridays, after the big bullfights take place. As it is now Wednesday, the businessman places his order in advance and agrees to return on Friday.

He comes back on Friday and seats himself, and is immediately presented with a plate of fried penis. But to his shock, it is nothing like the one he saw days before...rather, it is very small and shrunken up. He calls the waiter over and asks him what the deal is, as this looks nothing like the dinner he ordered days ago.

"I'm sorry", the waiter informs him. "Sometimes the bull wins."

Enjoy your ha-has...
Trapster
Posts: 2776/3604
Originally posted by Danielle
How does someone get the nerve to take a bite of it?

That's just

lkjflkfdljlkfdsj

No thank you.


That´s it. I won´t check that link when I´m at home.

Besides, I ate breakfast not that long ago.
asdf
Posts: 1438/4077
Yeah, Thoughtless, I can see it now. Snowballs and Dicksicles. And Danielle, as I've stated in the past, some foreigners not from countries such as the U.S. have strange fetishes and tastes. Some of them aren't that bad, though. I've had chocolate covered ants before. A little small, but good tasting.
Thoughtless
Posts: 995/2405
You don't even want to know what Iceland will serve.
Danielle
Posts: 2509/6737
That's when I move to Iceland. Permanently.
Thoughtless
Posts: 992/2405
Okay, okay, How about this.

Imagine this whole penis meal takes off and suddenly fast food franchise's appear everywhere.

Am I the only person anxiously waiting for someone to say while ordering "Do you want balls with your penis burger?"
Danielle
Posts: 2507/6737
...

Again, lets aim for some content. Jesus.
starman_reborn
Posts: 13/16
I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH, BUT I DID.
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