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Skydude
Posts: 479/2607		 And I feel so naked with my lack of good equipment, particularly now that all of you will have the full set of good stuff
spel werdz rite
Posts: 753/1796
spel werdz rite
Posts: 752/1796		 Oh yeah, well I can do it handcuffed, footcuffed, blindfolded, in Hell, with spikes in my back, drowning in a pool located in outer space while making a low-carb cure for polio.
Sion
Posts: 326/639		 Pfft I can do that handcuffed AND naked.
Xkeeper
Posts: 1626/5653		 (all of it, for those who are curious)

// this turns on a special timer that has no use
$ptl = ((((ctime() + 57600) % (60*24*60)) - 75600) / 10800) * 100;
$tl = 10800 - (((ctime() + 57600) % (60*24*60)) - 75600);

if ($ptlo) $ptl = 1; // special useless override to turn it on if it isn't already on
if ($ptl > 0) {
$t = ctime() - 24*60*60; // last 24 hours, basically
$postn = mysql_result(mysql_query("SELECT COUNT(*) FROM `posts` WHERE `date` > '". $t ."'"), 0) or print mysql_error();
$barl = $postn - 306; // 2 for the border around the bar, 4 on each side for the pointer's graphics
$barr = 1000 - $postn - 5; // see above
if ($barl > 699) $barl = 699; // otherwise it goes way off to the right
$barf = floor($postn / 100); // what flavor the bar is (0, 3-10)
if ($barf < 3) $barf = 0; // under 3? it's 0
if ($barf > 10) $barf = 10; // over 10? it's 10
$boardtitle= "${tl}s



";
}
Deleted User
Posts: 788/-7750
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Ailure
Originally posted by Xkeeper
20:54'00''> Xkeeper: we all know how good I am with these sort of timers !
How you wind up messing up something so easily programmable is beyond me too.


$ptl = ((((ctime() + 57600) % (60*24*60)) - 75600) / 10800) * 100;
$tl = 10800 - (((ctime() + 57600) % (60*24*60)) - 75600);

Very simple, yes?

So simple, a child prodigy can do it.
Xkeeper
Posts: 1625/5653
Originally posted by Ailure
Originally posted by Xkeeper
20:54'00''> Xkeeper: we all know how good I am with these sort of timers !
How you wind up messing up something so easily programmable is beyond me too.


$ptl = ((((ctime() + 57600) % (60*24*60)) - 75600) / 10800) * 100;
$tl = 10800 - (((ctime() + 57600) % (60*24*60)) - 75600);

Very simple, yes?
Ailure
Posts: 1008/2602
Originally posted by Xkeeper
20:54'00''> Xkeeper: we all know how good I am with these sort of timers !
How you wind up messing up something so easily programmable is beyond me too.
Deleted User
Posts: 787/-7750
Originally posted by asdf
Originally posted by Tatrion
...except everyone has top of the line equipment and a billion coins.


I'm still stockpiling my coins for the next happy hour. Saving up for that Spraypaint/Xkeeper's Dagger.

Great minds think alike, my friend.
Krusty Toenail
Posts: 136/179		 Aww... rainbow colors dissapeared I liked being bright green and ice blue, now I'm just boring old baby blue. I could care less about coins, I just want to be colorful.
Chaos Force
Posts: 665/1056		 heh...xk, puked all over colors.php....
Tatrion
Posts: 899/2467		 I'm too impatient for that. I dropped 1.2 mil on a full mage dragon set
asdf
Posts: 1261/4077
Originally posted by Tatrion
...except everyone has top of the line equipment and a billion coins.


I'm still stockpiling my coins for the next happy hour. Saving up for that Spraypaint/Xkeeper's Dagger.
Thoughtless
Posts: 851/2405		 See.

I am used to this.

Everytime I see the words 'Uh Oh' and it is associated with Xk in any way or form.

I know it means DOOM is on its way.
Tatrion
Posts: 897/2467		 It's fine guys, everything is normal, except everyone has top of the line equipment and a billion coins.
Chaos Force
Posts: 664/1056		 He brokered it
asdf
Posts: 1259/4077		 OK. Okay? What's okay? This message shouldn't be printing? Testing? Wrong line? Fixed and back to normal? What's happening? What happened?
Tatrion
Posts: 895/2467		 I plan on buying a money bin, like Scrooge McDuck's, and swimming in my coinage.
Now, if anyone could get a frog coin... that'd be valuable
Kattwah
Posts: 1384/3349		 Xkeeper NaN (12:00:26 AM): ...haha, yep
Xkeeper NaN (12:00:27 AM): it's done
Xkeeper NaN (12:00:41 AM): one problem is
KirbyATW (12:00:42 AM): Yay, you coded something timer wise right
Xkeeper NaN (12:00:48 AM): it turns back in 21 hours XD
KirbyATW (12:00:51 AM): ...
KirbyATW (12:00:53 AM): Uh oh
KirbyATW (12:00:59 AM): ...
KirbyATW (12:01:07 AM): Well, you have 21 hours to fix that then ;D
Xkeeper NaN (12:01:18 AM): yep
Xkeeper NaN (12:01:21 AM): or even better
KirbyATW (12:01:39 AM): ... better or worse?



*Cough*
Deleted User
Posts: 780/-7750		 lol pandamoanyum

(pandemonium spelt differently you sick freaks)
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