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Posts: 9/69		 Definately right handed. And.. it's weird, because there used to be a joke I'd use my other hand but I'd feel like I was cheating. And... I did feel like I was cheating. It just didn't feel right. My ex girlfriend informed me last night that I should use both hands at once, like her. I was a bit confused by her bluntness.


-Jeffrey Glen-
creaothceann
Posts: 27/43		 Both. Ms. Right gets some more though.
Skydude
Posts: 1155/2607		 Well, embarassing or not, I think that makes an absolutely wonderful story to be able to tell.
1106
Posts: 57/89
Originally posted by Vyper
The actual washing machine orgasm isn't cute, it's the fact that she probably blushes like hell when she thinks of it now that she's older.

Bingo. I can just see her look of absolute "WTF" back then and the "oh lord" look now. It makes me feel warm 'n' fuzzy.

Then very, very worried.
Vyper
Posts: 25/575
Originally posted by RedFlameZero
Originally posted by Vyper
Originally posted by CESum
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
There isn't much to tell .__. when I was 12, I sat on top of the washing machine and it started going bananas, and I just...didn't get off of it, and it happened ._.;;
That's actually kind of cute, in a very deviant way.
Oddly enough, I got the same feeling
... ummmm

The actual washing machine orgasm isn't cute, it's the fact that she probably blushes like hell when she thinks of it now that she's older.
RedFlameZero
Posts: 110/276
Originally posted by Vyper
Originally posted by CESum
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
There isn't much to tell .__. when I was 12, I sat on top of the washing machine and it started going bananas, and I just...didn't get off of it, and it happened ._.;;
That's actually kind of cute, in a very deviant way.
Oddly enough, I got the same feeling
... ummmm
Vyper
Posts: 24/575
Originally posted by CESum
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
There isn't much to tell .__. when I was 12, I sat on top of the washing machine and it started going bananas, and I just...didn't get off of it, and it happened ._.;;
That's actually kind of cute, in a very deviant way.
Oddly enough, I got the same feeling
1106
Posts: 54/89
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
There isn't much to tell .__. when I was 12, I sat on top of the washing machine and it started going bananas, and I just...didn't get off of it, and it happened ._.;;
That's actually kind of cute, in a very deviant way.
Yoronosuku
Posts: 354/1239		 There isn't much to tell .__. when I was 12, I sat on top of the washing machine and it started going bananas, and I just...didn't get off of it, and it happened ._.;;
Clockworkz
Posts: 594/984		 For me, it depends.
If its computer porn, lefty, so I can tell people who are IM ing me that I'm whackin' off, and to come back later. If it's concrete porn (mags, whatnot), then its right.
Trapster
Posts: 2851/3604		 Well, I donīt really know about that. Havenīt talked about it.

I donīt think you can do anything about that, though.
RedFlameZero
Posts: 108/276		 o.o wow ... Yourdorm buddies to cheap to pay a Repair man XD
Trapster
Posts: 2842/3604
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
I got my first orgasm from a washing machine. By accident.

...I don't want to talk about it .___.;;


Urp? Well, thatīs one of oddest things Iīve heard. The washing machines at the dorm are vibrating so much that it feels like an earthquake in the next room.

You almost expect them to jump through the wall.
Kyoufu Kawa
Posts: 640/1353
Originally posted by Yoronosuku

I got my first orgasm from a washing machine. By accident.

...I don't want to talk about it .___.;;
You were sitting on it and didn't expect it to feel that good?
Skydude
Posts: 1099/2607		 I think any story involving getting an orgasm by accident is probably worth hearing.
1106
Posts: 51/89
Originally posted by Vyper
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
I got my first orgasm from a washing machine. By accident.

...I don't want to talk about it .___.;;
That is fucking cool! By all means if you're uncomfortable then don't, but I for one wouldn't mind hearing about it XD

I do too! Not because I'm a pervert, but because it's infinitely more interesting than my homework.
Vyper
Posts: 23/575
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
I got my first orgasm from a washing machine. By accident.

...I don't want to talk about it .___.;;
That is fucking cool! By all means if you're uncomfortable then don't, but I for one wouldn't mind hearing about it XD
Yoronosuku
Posts: 352/1239		 I got my first orgasm from a washing machine. By accident.

...I don't want to talk about it .___.;;
1106
Posts: 46/89
Originally posted by Twinkle Star
Originally posted by Vyper
Actually, I've seen a woman orgasm in less than 30 seconds, so it's not really harder

YAY FOR GENERALIZATIONS

And... I don't see the joy of an unbalanced washing machine. I can think of a hundred better... objects.

Sonicare electric toothbrush, m'lady? You'll need it after having zucchini.

I use the left, even though I'm right handed. I think I actually have induced a curve in my johnson. O_o
Vyper
Posts: 21/575
Originally posted by Danielle
Originally posted by Vyper
Actually, I've seen a woman orgasm in less than 30 seconds, so it's not really harder

YAY FOR GENERALIZATIONS

And... I don't see the joy of an unbalanced washing machine. I can think of a hundred better... objects.
I had a really, really good comeback, but lawsuits arn't my thing

EDIT: Oh yeah, and it wasn't a washing machine...
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