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Snow Tomato
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Or they hurt when you fall on them. And they're equally as cold as the other parts of your body. But, you can dream.

And I wasn't here before it was changed.. I clicked on it like this.

(Raina's cranky today).
Trapster
Posts: 2148/3604
Says the Cleric who´s trying to play innocent.

Maybe they´d cushion you but it´d still hurt.
Cynthia
Posts: 1473/5814
...Yes. And said surgeons probably live in Bolivia or Paraguay.

I guess they cushion you when you fall... or you can carry stuff with them... I dunno. No use in fantasizing about them. :\
neotransotaku
Posts: 790/1860
Originally posted by Wurl
I'd trade my shove for boobs anyday.
all you need is a plastic surgeon who will accept a shovel as payment...
Wurl
Posts: 457/842
I'd trade my shove for boobs anyday.
Trapster
Posts: 2139/3604
They keep you warm and nice.

But I don´t know what they´ve to do with shovels.
Sion
Posts: 201/639
Man if you had a nice pair of boobs you could walk throuh a blizzard naked and it would be the most comfotable experience ever. Boobs are magical like that.
neotransotaku
Posts: 781/1860
Boobs are waaaaay better.

motivation to walk through snow? if not, then how would it work
Sion
Posts: 196/639
AHAHAHAHAH "boots"

I like boots too. Yeah, they are cool and all. Help me get through the snowy weather, but Boobs are waaaaay better.
Trapster
Posts: 2121/3604
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
My sister's able to fit through this tiny tiny like less than 1 foot in diameter wide window. My boobs be too large for that.



Aah, bo...boots.

"I'm amazed no one has noticed that I put the v in shovels over the f in life, and vice versa."

So it was YOU who changed the title? Yeah, I saw that those letters were changed but I didn´t bother saying anything.
Sion
Posts: 192/639
I knew it. I just didnt bother saying anything.
Alastor
Posts: 2895/8204
I'm amazed no one has noticed that I put the v in shovels over the f in life, and vice versa.

Seriously, you guys are inattentive. Someone commented on shofels but they hadn't been in the thread before so it doesn't count.
Wurl
Posts: 455/842
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
My boobs be too large for that.

Heh.
Sion
Posts: 179/639
Traps the orgy is already over so you couldnt possibly join. Maybe next time.

Hehe Boobs.
Snow Tomato
Posts: 296/798
Hahahah shofels. I wonder what a shofel would look like?

I use a shovel to break into my house when I forget my key. My sister's able to fit through this tiny tiny like less than 1 foot in diameter wide window. My boobs be too large for that.

So yes, shovels save my from standing out in the cold for two hours until my keys get home.
Trapster
Posts: 2096/3604
Originally posted by Millenia
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]...and you didn't have to hit the stupid ass. XD


Wait. Isn't that the best part? :\ It goes with the 'klonk!' sound even.

KLONK!


That guy's skull would make a cracking sound after that.

Btw, Wurlie? Can I join that orgy? It was quite a kick-ass story you go there.
Wurl
Posts: 453/842
I swear to God, I typed "Shovels Save Life" for the thread title. Maybe the lesbian orgy went to my head. OR CROTHCH MIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Koitenshin +∞
Posts: 414/873
I'm pretty sure the potheads would be mad at you for killing the weed before it had a chance to grow. Hypocrite indeed.
Sion
Posts: 168/639
Originally posted by +
Originally posted by asdf +
Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives.
whoa nerd alert


Sion agrees. NERD ALERT!
Ive played Zelda as much as any other normal guy, and I have no idea what your talkin about. All that Im certain of is SHOVELS SAVE LIVES.

Edit-After writing that last line I noticed the thread title...I think its safe to assume Wurl was drunk at the time he created this thread. Therfore there may have been no Shovel action as originally claimed. However! there was indeed a lesbian orgy, that Im sure of.
neotransotaku
Posts: 769/1860
who cares about the weed... utilitarism wins--small action for the greater good
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