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Trapster Posts: 1905/3604 |
Originally posted by Koneko Ah, that one flash movie on newgrounds. It´s hilarious. I should watch that again. Wurl: So THAT`s DMX. I´ve only heard one of my friends mentioning him. |
Wurl Posts: 330/842 |
Originally posted by p4ch3c0 DMX slammed a revolving door. Then had sex with it's mother and step-mother. |
p4ch3c0 Posts: 9/23 |
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
Iori Yagami Posts: 216/570 |
Ha! I know where that comes from Koneko. XD |
Koneko Posts: 211/656 |
Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
Too bad he promptly got owned by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, who came out of nowhere and kicked him in his cowboy ass. Oh, and thanks Grey. |
Valcion Posts: 106/585 |
Chuck Norris= god of The Barrens.
Seriously, ask anyone who plays WoW. |
Trapster Posts: 1866/3604 |
"Vin Diesel is the one true ruler of the cosmos.
This is not to say that no other gods exsist; meerly, they were all created by Vin as he looked for a challence in his arm-wrestling days. The Christian God was killed by Vin as he said; "Let there be french!" Vin then said the far more popular line; "Let there be light." So I´ve been worshipping the wrong god all the time? I...I don´t believe it. |
Iori Yagami Posts: 213/570 |
Better website than Chuck Norris. Vin is God. |
Sinfjotle Posts: 334/1697 |
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish Ok, but it was better than the site. |
Alastor Posts: 2535/8204 |
Originally posted by ApofisuThis is clinjan propaganda. By which I mean, no it's not true. Chuck Norris - and MOST of us, for that matter - are above crap like that. |
Apophis Posts: 285/734 |
Is it true he left his former wife to marry his current wife who was a fan that sent him a topless picture? I heard this from my mom, I think. |
Sin Dogan Posts: 238/861 |
If Bruce Lee were alive, he would totally kick Norris' ass. He did train him to be that roundhouse kicking texas ranger you see today. Well, the show ended in 2001, but that's besides the point... |
Alastor Posts: 2522/8204 |
So...
This website fails. There are so many better ones collecting these... Also, that video was stupid and not funny or cool. |
Snow Tomato Posts: 232/798 |
*points to signature*
My friend's doing these for my history teacher. It all started when we imagined him being born.. exactly how he is today. And like hiking out in full hiking gear with a rope and a pick axe.. then getting out checking the time and going "time to scale everest!". Or something to that effect. Things like "John Wilkes Booth didn't kill Lincoln, in fact,it was John Wilkes Hundley who did". [[Edit]] I have a far better one. "The Bermuda triangle does not actually exist, Hundley sinks ships in his spare time." Yeah it's definatly funnier if you know my history teacher. And you're there when he's explaining things. |
Ailure Posts: 573/2602 |
Originally posted by HiryuuSomeone with Flatusphilia? |
Kingpin Posts: 145/709 |
Fact: Chuck Norris sucks.
Seriously, no one on earth has a good reason to be this obsessed with him. |
Sinfjotle Posts: 331/1697 |
Better than the web site. |
Thoughtless Posts: 456/2405 |
Originally posted by Vin Diesel Facts You know. This fact explains some of life's greatest mysteries. |
Trapster Posts: 1834/3604 |
"Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill."
Do these sites copy from eachother? I saw that one on the Chuck Norris site too. But yeah, it´s getting old when several of these are popping up. |
Hiryuu Posts: 996/2480 |
Who's more attracted to this thread if it has 'farts' after it instead of 'facts'?
Seriously. |
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