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Trapster
Posts: 1905/3604
Originally posted by Koneko
Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Too bad he promptly got owned by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, who came out of nowhere and kicked him in his cowboy ass.

Oh, and thanks Grey.


Ah, that one flash movie on newgrounds. It´s hilarious.

I should watch that again.

Wurl: So THAT`s DMX. I´ve only heard one of my friends mentioning him.
Wurl
Posts: 330/842
Originally posted by p4ch3c0
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

DMX slammed a revolving door. Then had sex with it's mother and step-mother.
p4ch3c0
Posts: 9/23		 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Iori Yagami
Posts: 216/570		 Ha! I know where that comes from Koneko. XD
Koneko
Posts: 211/656		 Chuck Norris crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Too bad he promptly got owned by Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, who came out of nowhere and kicked him in his cowboy ass.

Oh, and thanks Grey.
Valcion
Posts: 106/585		 Chuck Norris= god of The Barrens.

Seriously, ask anyone who plays WoW.
Trapster
Posts: 1866/3604		 "Vin Diesel is the one true ruler of the cosmos.

This is not to say that no other gods exsist;
meerly, they were all created by Vin as he looked for a challence in his arm-wrestling days.

The Christian God was killed by Vin as he said;
"Let there be french!"
Vin then said the far more popular line;
"Let there be light."



So I´ve been worshipping the wrong god all the time?

I...I don´t believe it.
Iori Yagami
Posts: 213/570		 Better website than Chuck Norris. Vin is God.
Sinfjotle
Posts: 334/1697
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
So...

This website fails. There are so many better ones collecting these...

Also, that video was stupid and not funny or cool.


Ok, but it was better than the site.
Alastor
Posts: 2535/8204
Originally posted by Apofisu
Is it true he left his former wife to marry his current wife who was a fan that sent him a topless picture? I heard this from my mom, I think.
This is clinjan propaganda.

By which I mean, no it's not true. Chuck Norris - and MOST of us, for that matter - are above crap like that.
Apophis
Posts: 285/734		 Is it true he left his former wife to marry his current wife who was a fan that sent him a topless picture? I heard this from my mom, I think.
Sin Dogan
Posts: 238/861		 If Bruce Lee were alive, he would totally kick Norris' ass. He did train him to be that roundhouse kicking texas ranger you see today. Well, the show ended in 2001, but that's besides the point...
Alastor
Posts: 2522/8204		 So...

This website fails. There are so many better ones collecting these...

Also, that video was stupid and not funny or cool.
Snow Tomato
Posts: 232/798		 *points to signature*

My friend's doing these for my history teacher. It all started when we imagined him being born.. exactly how he is today. And like hiking out in full hiking gear with a rope and a pick axe.. then getting out checking the time and going "time to scale everest!". Or something to that effect.

Things like "John Wilkes Booth didn't kill Lincoln, in fact,it was John Wilkes Hundley who did".

[[Edit]] I have a far better one.

"The Bermuda triangle does not actually exist, Hundley sinks ships in his spare time."

Yeah it's definatly funnier if you know my history teacher. And you're there when he's explaining things.
Ailure
Posts: 573/2602
Originally posted by Hiryuu
Who's more attracted to this thread if it has 'farts' after it instead of 'facts'?

Seriously.
Someone with Flatusphilia?
Kingpin
Posts: 145/709		 Fact: Chuck Norris sucks.

Seriously, no one on earth has a good reason to be this obsessed with him.
Sinfjotle
Posts: 331/1697		 Better than the web site.
Thoughtless
Posts: 456/2405
Originally posted by Vin Diesel Facts
Vin Diesel invented the Tootsie Pop. Consequently, the number of licks to get to the center is equal to his social security number. If this exact number of licks is achieved, you will be granted eternal life. This is why Bob Barker is still alive and on television.


You know. This fact explains some of life's greatest mysteries.
Trapster
Posts: 1834/3604		 "Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill."

Do these sites copy from eachother? I saw that one on the Chuck Norris site too.

But yeah, it´s getting old when several of these are popping up.
Hiryuu
Posts: 996/2480		 Who's more attracted to this thread if it has 'farts' after it instead of 'facts'?

Seriously.
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