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HyperHacker
Posts: 842/5072
I get those too, but both the subject and the actual message are just one single random word! I know some use external images with your address in their URL to track which messages actually get viewed (and thus which addresses are valid), but this had nothing at all. Checked the source and everything.
Trapster
Posts: 1558/3604
Originally posted by Colin
Not quite a web ad, but some e-mail ads are just WTF...

colossal bloodline deja launder wilkins bull affectionate sternum marionette chauffeur ceq foster lingual canterelle belong prowess thousand globe fund sidelight adsorption dental flatware hoyden confluent confirmation around contrabass marquis abdominal cit knowledgeable asteroid graceful embody insurgent outermost inestimable debenture climactic conquer cassette battalion bladder nasty blunder lubbock selma tall backhand muskegon pang roosevelt ultra beadle lila throwback astrology

...That was the whole message. No attachments, no links, no meaningful subject, NOTHING. Pointless even for spam.


What the f*ck was that? I only understood like, 2/3 of those words.
Sin Dogan
Posts: 175/861
At first that seemed like a random listing of words out of the dictionary but upon further inspection...

Originally posted by Colin

roosevelt

Cynthia
Posts: 1098/5814
Not quite a web ad, but some e-mail ads are just WTF...

colossal bloodline deja launder wilkins bull affectionate sternum marionette chauffeur ceq foster lingual canterelle belong prowess thousand globe fund sidelight adsorption dental flatware hoyden confluent confirmation around contrabass marquis abdominal cit knowledgeable asteroid graceful embody insurgent outermost inestimable debenture climactic conquer cassette battalion bladder nasty blunder lubbock selma tall backhand muskegon pang roosevelt ultra beadle lila throwback astrology

...That was the whole message. No attachments, no links, no meaningful subject, NOTHING. Pointless even for spam.
Apophis
Posts: 223/734
is the vaginapedes one for real? seems like a photoshop to me...
Alastor
Posts: 2135/8204
Originally posted by asdf
I've seen an even more screwed up one before, but I forgot the link. It said something about viruses reproducing inside your PC, and it had four images of...green blobs (supposed to be viruses, I presume) having sex. There were no genitalia involved or anything, only thrusting. One of them had the viruses having their eyes bulge out of their eyesockets as they did their dirty deed.


I've seen that one. Ridiculous.
Thoughtless
Posts: 337/2405
XD

Kawa wins.

For some reason I can't help but look at that lady and think to myself 'What the hell were you thinking?'
asdf
Posts: 276/4077
I've seen an even more screwed up one before, but I forgot the link. It said something about viruses reproducing inside your PC, and it had four images of...green blobs (supposed to be viruses, I presume) having sex. There were no genitalia involved or anything, only thrusting. One of them had the viruses having their eyes bulge out of their eyesockets as they did their dirty deed.
Snow Tomato
Posts: 160/798
Holy shit, I'm still laughing.

I sent the centipede one to my friend, and he fell off his chair laughing.
gamed00d
Posts: 11/101
The ad for Maple Story actually says that the grammar needs improvement.....Something that is not smart to admit O.o
Ailure
Posts: 459/2602
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wanted force turning young mentioned?

Got that recently in my e-mail. It have a attachment... that I refuse to open now.

I also got a damn nigerian letter... I won't post it, since most should know how one looks like.

Also, I saw a funny ad here... let me look for it. xD
Sin Dogan
Posts: 167/861
That post wins the thread. Good night, everybody! And thanks for playing.
Kyoufu Kawa
Posts: 410/1353
Trapster
Posts: 1436/3604
The bad spelling and grammar is proof that itīs not trustworthy.

Nothing beats the letter a female member/mod/admin got about enlarging her breast and penis (yeah, you read it right).

It was inn the same mail.
MathOnNapkins
Posts: 159/1106
This is from an e-mail I just got:



-Sensattional revolution in meedicine!

-E-nlarge your p-enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!

-It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranteed results!

-Don't loose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!

Clisk h-ere: http://espinariona.info



I think I'd like a sensattional revolution in spelling and grammar. Then I may try product be impressively.
Tripcode Mel
Posts: 25/165
Sin Dogan
Posts: 156/861
Originally posted by Yoshi Dude



Good times, YD. Good times.
FreeDOS +
Posts: 157/1312
I haven't seen any ads in a couple years or something........ thank goodness for AdBlock.

However, there is one joke-banner I like.
HELL
Trapster
Posts: 1425/3604
Originally posted by Jin Dogan
The other day when I was on the board, I noticed a weird google ad underneath my post. Have a look:





I need a new penis.

What? No, I havenīt seen any weird web ads lately but Iīll post one if I see it.

But Iīve seen those non-flashing ads before.
Yoshi Dude
Posts: 464/1408
Originally posted by Xkeeper
The irony, of course, being that it's not flashing.
An honest ad.. that IS weird!
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