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Koneko
Posts: 158/656
The Bible, definitely. I've always wanted to shit on a holy book.

... What?
spel werdz rite
Posts: 514/1796
I think they make those blank pages just for such occasions.

Oh, and for Koitenshin, it was me who wanted to piss everyone off!
HyperHacker
Posts: 607/5072
Or those useless blank pages every book has.
||bass
Posts: 31/594
Bibles tend to have so many indexes and tables and other such crap that you could probably manage to remove enough pages to asswipe yourself without actually tearing out any scripture.

Just a thought....
Koitenshin +∞
Posts: 184/873
Pantsu! Pantsu! ' Just felt like saying Pantsu!
I would still use the newspaper to piss them off but that guy wanting to piss everyone off had some good ideas.
spel werdz rite
Posts: 477/1796
He's right, back to sloppy shits and STD panties.
Alastor
Posts: 1675/8204
Okay, whentf did this start on the subject of religion? This is not the place for that. Take it to WADB people.
Danielle
Posts: 1261/6737
You could say, like myself, that you aren't devout, but your choice of religion if anything is Christianity.
But I think I prefer to be considered Agnostic.
Sinfjotle
Posts: 241/1697
Not really, a lot of Christians aren't actually very religious.

However it is disrespectful to your religion.
spel werdz rite
Posts: 471/1796
Originally posted by Ran-chan
I´m christian but I´m not religious
That's the oxymoron of the year!
Trapster
Posts: 1217/3604
I´d probably go with the bible. I´m christian but I´m not religious and I don´t read it, anyway. Plus, the paper the pages are made of gets a good grip on the feces too.

I´d go with the magazine if the pages aren´t glossy.
spel werdz rite
Posts: 469/1796
It's spelled leprosy.
MathOnNapkins
Posts: 123/1106
It's pronounced lepersy if you're drunk. So it would appear the Kyouji has some explaining to do for his lack of drunkenness.
Alastor
Posts: 1614/8204
Originally posted by Jesus
It just sounds more like what I put more than what you put.
Not if you're pronouncing it right.
Deleted User
Posts: 222/-7750
I don't know how to spell lepresy. Maybe, a link to somewhere? It just sounds more like what I put more than what you put. Ah... that one felt good. *looks down* Man, that one sucked! *grabs Bible and wipes butt then leaves after flushing*
Alastor
Posts: 1594/8204
Haha. You say lepersy and think I'm wrong with leprosy. Classic.
Deleted User
Posts: 218/-7750
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
I need to construct a hideous apparition that is a bible that gives people leprosy.


I'm not sure if you spelled lepersy right, or if I did either, but that would suck. I mean really. Back to pooping at someone elses house, what if you left skidmarks in the toilet? You were trying so hard that and got a headache and left skidmark in the toilet, on the wall, and on the dog. That would be the suck man. Especially if they found out it was you and you had to clean it up. Oh man that would stink, in TWO meanings.

Sorry, I just had to get that out of the way.
Alastor
Posts: 1589/8204
I need to construct a hideous apparition that is a bible that gives people leprosy.
Deleted User
Posts: 215/-7750
Originally posted by Ailura
Originally posted by Cymoro
The bible or the magazine, because:

- They're easily replaceable
- Don't contain diseases.
- (Bible) If it's of cheap quality, is better for wiping, since it won't be glossy/semi-glossy.
And you would have a blessed ass.

But the bible contains alot of diseases...

Eh, probably the panties. STD's don't spread through clothes, last I heard. ~_~


It depends on which STDs they have. If it's just one that you can get on contact, then it could cause a problem. As for the Bible carrying diseases? I think not!
Ailure
Posts: 343/2602
Originally posted by Cymoro
The bible or the magazine, because:

- They're easily replaceable
- Don't contain diseases.
- (Bible) If it's of cheap quality, is better for wiping, since it won't be glossy/semi-glossy.
And you would have a blessed ass.

But the bible contains alot of diseases...

Eh, probably the panties. STD's don't spread through clothes, last I heard. ~_~
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