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Koneko Posts: 158/656 |
The Bible, definitely. I've always wanted to shit on a holy book.
... What? |
spel werdz rite Posts: 514/1796 |
I think they make those blank pages just for such occasions.
Oh, and for Koitenshin, it was me who wanted to piss everyone off! |
HyperHacker Posts: 607/5072 |
Or those useless blank pages every book has. |
||bass Posts: 31/594 |
Bibles tend to have so many indexes and tables and other such crap that you could probably manage to remove enough pages to asswipe yourself without actually tearing out any scripture.
Just a thought.... |
Koitenshin +∞ Posts: 184/873 |
Pantsu! Pantsu! ' Just felt like saying Pantsu!
I would still use the newspaper to piss them off but that guy wanting to piss everyone off had some good ideas. |
spel werdz rite Posts: 477/1796 |
He's right, back to sloppy shits and STD panties. |
Alastor Posts: 1675/8204 |
Okay, whentf did this start on the subject of religion? This is not the place for that. Take it to WADB people. |
Danielle Posts: 1261/6737 |
You could say, like myself, that you aren't devout, but your choice of religion if anything is Christianity.
But I think I prefer to be considered Agnostic. |
Sinfjotle Posts: 241/1697 |
Not really, a lot of Christians aren't actually very religious.
However it is disrespectful to your religion. |
spel werdz rite Posts: 471/1796 |
Originally posted by Ran-chanThat's the oxymoron of the year! |
Trapster Posts: 1217/3604 |
I´d probably go with the bible. I´m christian but I´m not religious and I don´t read it, anyway. Plus, the paper the pages are made of gets a good grip on the feces too.
I´d go with the magazine if the pages aren´t glossy. |
spel werdz rite Posts: 469/1796 |
It's spelled leprosy. |
MathOnNapkins Posts: 123/1106 |
It's pronounced lepersy if you're drunk. So it would appear the Kyouji has some explaining to do for his lack of drunkenness. |
Alastor Posts: 1614/8204 |
Originally posted by JesusNot if you're pronouncing it right. |
Deleted User Posts: 222/-7750 |
I don't know how to spell lepresy. Maybe, a link to somewhere? It just sounds more like what I put more than what you put. Ah... that one felt good. *looks down* Man, that one sucked! *grabs Bible and wipes butt then leaves after flushing* |
Alastor Posts: 1594/8204 |
Haha. You say lepersy and think I'm wrong with leprosy. Classic. |
Deleted User Posts: 218/-7750 |
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish I'm not sure if you spelled lepersy right, or if I did either, but that would suck. I mean really. Back to pooping at someone elses house, what if you left skidmarks in the toilet? You were trying so hard that and got a headache and left skidmark in the toilet, on the wall, and on the dog. That would be the suck man. Especially if they found out it was you and you had to clean it up. Oh man that would stink, in TWO meanings. Sorry, I just had to get that out of the way. |
Alastor Posts: 1589/8204 |
I need to construct a hideous apparition that is a bible that gives people leprosy. |
Deleted User Posts: 215/-7750 |
Originally posted by AiluraOriginally posted by CymoroAnd you would have a blessed ass. It depends on which STDs they have. If it's just one that you can get on contact, then it could cause a problem. As for the Bible carrying diseases? I think not! |
Ailure Posts: 343/2602 |
Originally posted by CymoroAnd you would have a blessed ass. But the bible contains alot of diseases... Eh, probably the panties. STD's don't spread through clothes, last I heard. ~_~ |
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