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[quote=Rydain][quote=MathOnNapkins][quote=Rydain]Are those same people grossed out by a fresh roll of TP because it will ultimately be used to wipe shit off someone else's ass?[/quote]

It doesn't really have anything to do with being "grossed out". The point is I think most guys would be hesitant to use tampons/pads for anything at all, due to the fact that they are for females. So it's the macho reaction. I'm sure you're aware of how afraid some men are of the feminine products aisle.[/quote]Oh...rainBOWS! </Cartman>  I do know of that particular aisle fear.  One of my friends once dated a guy who didn't want to be seen with her while she was buying sanitary products.  And I have heard of guys who refuse to pick up tampons and pads. (Actually, I worked with one way back when, and the rest of us got on his case after he said that.) And more recently, some guy at work wanted to know why I had a box of pads in my office. (My response was a singsongy dumbed-down speech about how when girls grow up, things start happening to their body.  My male office mate thought it was hilarious.)

For the record, I can understand not wanting to buy tampons and pads out of worry that you'll get the wrong type.  After all, there are about five bazillion choices, many of which vary in significant ways, and many women have specific preferences and won't be happy with something other than the usual product.  I just figured that the OHNOES TAMPONS!!11! response was a gross-out issue and not a macho thing.[/quote]

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Koneko Posts: 158/656	The Bible, definitely. I've always wanted to shit on a holy book. ... What?
spel werdz rite Posts: 514/1796	I think they make those blank pages just for such occasions. Oh, and for Koitenshin, it was me who wanted to piss everyone off!
HyperHacker Posts: 607/5072	Or those useless blank pages every book has.
\|\|bass Posts: 31/594	Bibles tend to have so many indexes and tables and other such crap that you could probably manage to remove enough pages to asswipe yourself without actually tearing out any scripture. Just a thought....
Koitenshin +∞ Posts: 184/873	Pantsu! Pantsu! ' Just felt like saying Pantsu! I would still use the newspaper to piss them off but that guy wanting to piss everyone off had some good ideas.
spel werdz rite Posts: 477/1796	He's right, back to sloppy shits and STD panties.
Alastor Posts: 1675/8204	Okay, whentf did this start on the subject of religion? This is not the place for that. Take it to WADB people.
Danielle Posts: 1261/6737	You could say, like myself, that you aren't devout, but your choice of religion if anything is Christianity. But I think I prefer to be considered Agnostic.
Sinfjotle Posts: 241/1697	Not really, a lot of Christians aren't actually very religious. However it is disrespectful to your religion.
spel werdz rite Posts: 471/1796	Originally posted by Ran-chan I´m christian but I´m not religious That's the oxymoron of the year!
Trapster Posts: 1217/3604	I´d probably go with the bible. I´m christian but I´m not religious and I don´t read it, anyway. Plus, the paper the pages are made of gets a good grip on the feces too. I´d go with the magazine if the pages aren´t glossy.
spel werdz rite Posts: 469/1796	It's spelled leprosy.
MathOnNapkins Posts: 123/1106	It's pronounced lepersy if you're drunk. So it would appear the Kyouji has some explaining to do for his lack of drunkenness.
Alastor Posts: 1614/8204	Originally posted by Jesus It just sounds more like what I put more than what you put. Not if you're pronouncing it right.
Deleted User Posts: 222/-7750	I don't know how to spell lepresy. Maybe, a link to somewhere? It just sounds more like what I put more than what you put. Ah... that one felt good. looks down Man, that one sucked! grabs Bible and wipes butt then leaves after flushing
Alastor Posts: 1594/8204	Haha. You say lepersy and think I'm wrong with leprosy. Classic.
Deleted User Posts: 218/-7750	Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish I need to construct a hideous apparition that is a bible that gives people leprosy. I'm not sure if you spelled lepersy right, or if I did either, but that would suck. I mean really. Back to pooping at someone elses house, what if you left skidmarks in the toilet? You were trying so hard that and got a headache and left skidmark in the toilet, on the wall, and on the dog. That would be the suck man. Especially if they found out it was you and you had to clean it up. Oh man that would stink, in TWO meanings. Sorry, I just had to get that out of the way.
Alastor Posts: 1589/8204	I need to construct a hideous apparition that is a bible that gives people leprosy.
Deleted User Posts: 215/-7750	Originally posted by Ailura Originally posted by Cymoro The bible or the magazine, because: - They're easily replaceable - Don't contain diseases. - (Bible) If it's of cheap quality, is better for wiping, since it won't be glossy/semi-glossy. And you would have a blessed ass. But the bible contains alot of diseases... Eh, probably the panties. STD's don't spread through clothes, last I heard. ~_~ It depends on which STDs they have. If it's just one that you can get on contact, then it could cause a problem. As for the Bible carrying diseases? I think not!
Ailure Posts: 343/2602	Originally posted by Cymoro The bible or the magazine, because: - They're easily replaceable - Don't contain diseases. - (Bible) If it's of cheap quality, is better for wiping, since it won't be glossy/semi-glossy. And you would have a blessed ass. But the bible contains alot of diseases... Eh, probably the panties. STD's don't spread through clothes, last I heard. ~_~
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