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Snow Tomato
Posts: 35/798
You seen the Aristocrats with Thomas O' Malley?

I do not enjoy your pitiful attempt
trying to make further posts become exempt

Next time use words that more easily curve
to the minds of posters who have to serve

the point of this thread
you're better off dead

than trying to deter this from lasting
S.N.N.
Posts: 203/2028
This thread reminds me of an old Shakespearian book.

I came here to look at just how much fun rhyming is
But glance at my post - I'll never get into show biz.

Now enough about me, let's talk some about you too
Actually, let's not, cause I have to use the loo

Oh screw this, let's all go to David's Bowling Alley
Schweiz oder etwas
Posts: 324/2046
And we'd do it because...?

I think the time has come at last,
To off the lack of reason we cast,

To bring this topic to its mighty head,
And cease rambling about stupidity instead,

Without apathy,
And much strategy,
And more lovely,
But not slovenly,
This will bring to me,
Much great clarity.

And here I sit at my console at 1:31 AM,
As new year's day approaches fast and promises mayhem.

My cell phone beeps,
My kitty sleeps,
And all my peeps
Are shut-in creeps.

I kid,
I did.

So now! The ball comes down and we at Acmlm's will rejoice.
And how! The new year dawns upon us, filling us with voice.

So sing! And soon the joy will come, and song and dance will reign.
Of things! And alcohol will fall from sleety skies like rain.

NSNick will be content,
Tarale will happily present,
A glass that promises no repent,
'Cross more than one of continent.

Even the banner at the top of the page has changed its look...

(to give you an idea of rhythm...)
asdf
Posts: 151/4077
...Your using those faces I do not endorse.

But stop for a second and think.
We could drop those guys in the drink,

Just like the Mafia does...
Kattwah
Posts: 618/3349
Have some pity, you selfish and ignorant jerk.

Ignorance is no excuse for carelessness now
So go ahead... Im waiting... wait, is that a cow?

A bit of randomness... a bit of remorse...
Alastor
Posts: 1408/8204
Who's quite clearly a fool, just as big as they can be.

Look at the ignorants, hey now why not laugh at them,
Tommathy knows what he's doing so I'll just quote him,

"However, each couplet you write must, in syllables, match
Else someone shall call you out, you ignorant bizzatch."

Why can't the idiots make the syllables work?
Deleted User
Posts: 54/-7750
Fo' I have a Mack Daddy Proclamation!

I'ma Mack Daddy Mario from VGDC...
Teddylot
Posts: 96/286
For it commends the tongue and cheek.

It has taken me a while to adjust;
However, I play, for I feel I must.

I have nothing much else to say.
If I tried, I'd be here all day.

Thus, I end with an exclamation!
Koneko
Posts: 154/656
We will make our readers pay.

This game of words is really quite fun
We'll pwn many nubs afore we're done

And now, away I must go
To people, my genius show

In the passive voice I do speak,
Zubatron
Posts: 110/136
Only because it's the winter season

Having nothing left to do
But use some Shampoo

I can't believe it's been said
That your name is not Ted

How else can it go astray?
Alastor
Posts: 1376/8204
But not nearly as heavy as bricks weighing a ton.

I'm leaving this post short for no real reason,
Koneko
Posts: 147/656
Nineteen syllables indeed make for long-winded and inherent stupiditay.

Changing the endings of words
Will that get me morphed into turds?

Slivers are evil, slivers are sly
And when they eat you, no one will cry

Fantasy settings provide splendidly, see,
Material for copiers like me.

Mwahahahahahaha, evil laughter is fun,
Kattwah
Posts: 597/3349
Eh, I dont know. Eat some sweet tarts?

Nothing to say here, nothing to learn...
Fire is hot, and fire will burn.

Yet some things are randomly said from the back of my mind
And yet it happens with almost the rest of humankind.

Now continue this phrase that drags itself on into a random speil of grey.
Zubatron
Posts: 107/136
It's almost as bad as waiting in line for the bank


I'm not sure what else to say
Except maybe this, my dad is gay

Though that has nothing to do with this
I felt that it was amiss

What else to do besides Martial Arts?
asdf
Posts: 131/4077
I cannot keep this rhyme alive,

I'd edit the post but logging in doesn't work,
Do not be so hard on me you ignorant jerk,

Solve my problem and you'll be thanked,
Clockworkz
Posts: 164/984
Stop attempting to make our rhymes askew!

If ever I have seen such a bold, daring thread
Now ideas start formulating within my head

Who says which way the wind shall blow
And spread our seeds each place we go

And bestow upon others the graces of rhyme
I must say, this inginuity is sublime!

Can someone keep this rhyme alive?
Alastor
Posts: 1316/8204
Syllables don't match, ignorant lightweight!

Hopefully now we'll get some better responses,
Perhaps along the lines of the Rennaissance's.

And so once I again, I bid you adieu,
asdf
Posts: 130/4077
I have got to go and take a big piss,

It will only be a matter of time,
Before lamers come and bring in their grime,

You guys know who I'm talking about, right,
Those idiots who spam all day and night,

But nevertheless this topic is great,
Alastor
Posts: 1314/8204
For I find it to be quite a waste of time.

It seems to me that this is doing quite well
But I think soon I'll have to sit out a spell

Until I get back please go continue this,
Apophis
Posts: 145/734
Or else you'll be made to have buttsex.

In the future don't make it so hard to rhyme,
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