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Zem
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Originally posted by Santa-lastor the Stylish
You're talking about the very much eccentric maker of Dr. Bronner's castile soap, Emanuel H. Bronner, correct? The quoted text likely appeared on the packaging of one of his soap products. I hesitate to say he's awesome, but damned if he isn't... A synonym of awesome.

YOU ARE CORRECT.

Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC's the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith.

DR. BRONNER SAID SO!
Alastor
Posts: 725/8204		 You're talking about the very much eccentric maker of Dr. Bronner's castile soap, Emanuel H. Bronner, correct? The quoted text likely appeared on the packaging of one of his soap products. I hesitate to say he's awesome, but damned if he isn't... A synonym of awesome.
Zem
Posts: 166/1097		 Am I to understand that no one knows what I'm talking about?

(I know your answer to this question already, Trapster, no need to post it)
Thoughtless
Posts: 207/2405		 Amazing.

If Lord Bronner wants a sacrifice. I vote that we give him Traps.
Trapster
Posts: 845/3604		 Uh, it hasnīt stricken you that I donīt know who the guy is?

And google works so darn slow that itīd take hours to load pictures. And I wonder how magic that Soap really is.
Clockworkz
Posts: 101/984		 omg im getting that along with my fat raeducing belt. it maeks so much cents 2 me.
Alastor
Posts: 697/8204		 Lord Bronner.

Sheesh, Traps, are you like unable to pay attention or something?
Trapster
Posts: 836/3604		 Worship who?
Zem
Posts: 161/1097
Originally posted by The esteemed Dr. Bronner
Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr. Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirit instantly uniting One! All-One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out. Lay over face & scalp. Massage with fingertips. Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs & all are rubbed, always towards the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 minutes you feel fresh and clean, saving 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!

Obey the gospel of Docter Bronner! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"

Apparently, Abraham Lincoln said "We can no longer live half-slave, half-free! We unite the Human race in All-One-God-Faith or perish by half-true hate! For we're All-One or None!" Now that sounds to me like something ol' Abe would say!

Oh magic soap bottle, is there anything you don't know????!?!??!
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