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| Tanks Posts: 595/596 |
*blows up death star with a very well planted gernade* Screw the death star, what we need is the death egg! *replaces death star with death egg* |
| Peardian Posts: 1756/1757 |
*riding in the Pearlmobile*
"Mmm?" *Peardian looks up at the sky* "Strange weather we're having... Faster, Pib. I have research to do..." |
| Metal Man88 Posts: 692/701 |
*Blows up the moon with the death star, then moves the Death star to replace it*
Nobody should notice the difference! |
| Tanks Posts: 593/596 |
*gets a cyborg head transplant due to fatal head explosion* hah! Now I look like the Terminator! *executes the mooninites for nearly destroying the world* |
| Cirvania Posts: 1181/1181 |
Cirvante looks out the window to see a masive horde of people calling for help. No sooner did he ask what's going on, when he sees the moon falling towards the earth.
"AAAaaaaAAAhhhh!!! ¿Por Dios, qué carajos paso aquí?!?" Suddenly, the phone and IM lines were cluttered with pleas for help. "Yes, yes! I know the fucking moon is about to crash into the planet, I fucking saw it from my window!!" "Ai-yaaaah. I can't even listen to my favorite classical albums without some moron bringing doomsday to the planet. Oh well..." mv /earth/moon/ -> /exosphere/moon/ sudo rm ./tanks/dimension_ray/ bash# ./tanks/head/explode.rpm |
| Uki-Ki-rby Posts: 165/173 |
To add to the randomness of this semi-realistic world you all have created I shall say this.
Newscaster1~"Ukiki reasearchers have finally concluded that the moon is made out of cheese.... they aren't positive but they think it is bleu." Newscaster2~"In other news marshmellow forces have tripled in Uki-topia on Mars we are planning an invasion of Venus to surround Earth and eradicate it..." Government Official~"psst..psst...psst (obvious whispers)" Newscaster2~"You're telling me this is broadcasted over the entire galaxy?! Oh well there goes my raise..." |
| Tanks Posts: 588/596 |
well if you can't win, you might as well go out playing your favorite dos version of the NES classic. |
| Koitenshin +∞ Posts: 868/873 |
We're not screwed yet. *walks over to it's eyeballs and starts stabbing*
I won't let the moon fall onto the Earth just to kill me. |
| Tanks Posts: 581/596 |
All in favor of saying we're screwed say aye'. (I know the picture is crap. Blame MS Paint) |
| Lunar MM Posts: 424/426 |
Whilst flying, MM's Toadies arrive.
Tiddy: Hey, MM. Wassup? Toddy: He's prob'ly goin' summare, of kerse! Taddy: Well, thass obvious. MM: Guys. I'm going to Peardonia! The new bank opened up. I want to se-- At that, moment, everything started to shake as the moon began to fall. It appeared to be a plant. MM: Waugh! Tiddy: Aah! Toddy: Eee! Taddy: Aiaiai! Tuddy: Ooo! At that moment, MM whipped out his wand. He began to speak into it. MM: Peardian! We have a situation! Are you... Wand: Hello! You have reached me, Peardian. Please leave a message. *beep* MM: *groan* Time to go back to...*sigh* Cirvania. MM flew back the way he came, Toadies following. |
| Tanks Posts: 578/596 |
Originally posted by Koitenshin +‡ *Tanks realizes that his laser can be used for good* Fire the Dimension Reversal Ray at that laser beam!!! *Ray is fired at the beam and the beam is turned in to a mass of negative energy and is repeled back into space by earth's positive charge* Yes we hit it! Tea and cakes for all! *Parts of the reversal ray also hit the moon turning it into a plant and screws up the orbit of earth.* Igor, call up Cervania we might need their help for this one...  |
| Koitenshin +∞ Posts: 864/873 |
That's it....Mooninites Unite!
*fires a giant Quad Laser towards the Earth. |
| Lunar MM Posts: 423/426 |
"An...alliance? What kind..."
Suddenly, MM's wand starts buzzing and flashing. MM speaks into it. "Yes?" *inaudible squeaking from wand* "It opened? I'm coming! Send my Toadies!" Reinserting his wand into his robe, MM whistles. This causes his broom to crash through the wall, creating a hole into the outside. "Sorry I have to leave so soon, but the Peardonian bank opened! I must be there. It has a Pearlbucks!" Hopping on his broom, MM prepares to leave. "Sorry for the wall. I'll send you an I.O.U.!" With that, MM was gone. |
| Peardian Posts: 1752/1757 |
*confetti rains from the sky*
*Peardian steps up to the microphone* "Citizens of Peardonia!nia!nia!nia!Today, I present to you...you...you...you...The grand opening of the PeardoniannianNationalonalBank!ank!ank!ank!" *crowd cheers* "And,and,and,and,we vow that your information shall be kept safe from the prying eyes of would-be criminals.minals.minals.minals." *crowd cheers* "Now, let the ribbon cutting begin!begin!begin!begin!" *Pib produces a large fancy pair of scissors and hands them to Peardian* *Peardian cuts the ribbon* *crowd cheers* "The Peardonian National Bank is open for business!ness!ness!ness!" *Peardian walks out of the way of the mob and into the Pearlmobile with Pib* "Weehehehehehe..." |
| Cirvania Posts: 1178/1181 |
"?!?!"
Cirvante looks flabbergasted after seeing Failure XD rise into space. "Shimatta... so many interruptions..." mv /space/failureXD/ -> /earth/failureXD/ |
| Koitenshin +∞ Posts: 841/873 |
*klaxons go off again*
Singularity has developed it's own charge....attempting to compensate Island of Failure XD disappears. "Aw just fucking wonderful, look at us [sidekick]. Remind me never to mess with singularities again. Just how are we supposed to get back down there do you suppose?" |
| Cirvania Posts: 1175/1181 |
Cirvante stares at MM quizzically.
"Recipe...? Peardonian cheese? Do you mean, this recipe?" Cirvante shows MM the recipe in one of his monitors. "I've had it for ages. It's really good, taught me how to make it myself. It goes great with crackers!" MM let out a sigh of relief. "Anyway, where were we? Ah, yes. Sure you don't wanna try this coffee? It's Heaven blend..." "All right. I was thinking of proposing... an alliance." |
| Tanks Posts: 560/596 |
Originally posted by Koitenshin +‡ Currently looking up how this thing works and trying to copy the world map. If we can get this right, this should be fun. |
| Peardian Posts: 1749/1757 |
Looks... spiffyish.
__________________ *The phone rings* "Hello?" "Yes, this is that guy in charge money n' stuff. The--" *The man speaks* "Yes. Excellent. Tell them I'll be there. Yes. Mhmm. See you then." *hangs up phone* "Pib! To the Pearlmobile!" |
| Koitenshin +∞ Posts: 835/873 |
The best I could find. http://www.smileygames.net/wiki/index.php?title=Invade_Earth
It uses Java (ewww!) but it is free, has a network mode, and has a map maker for it. |
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